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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#201 - 2012-06-12 11:13:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Andreus Ixiris
Generals4 wrote:
Oh look a pod pilot from the prehistory who thinks putting paint on his face will somehow help him with PVP.


Oh look, a guy from business school who thinks a smart shirt and sunglasses will make him a legit fleet commander.

White's a good colour, though. Hides the drool stains.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#202 - 2012-06-12 11:13:52 UTC
I've always had a distinct hatred for service class employees. With that said, fetch me a drink, will ya!

Don't ban me, bro!
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#203 - 2012-06-12 11:14:43 UTC
Mr Kidd wrote:
I've always had a distinct hatred for service class employees. With that said, fetch me a drink, will ya!


Yeah, dude, sorry. I got nothing. There's nothing I can do to mock you that nature hasn't already done.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Malphilos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#204 - 2012-06-12 11:19:25 UTC
Those are zipper tracks on your face, aren't they.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#205 - 2012-06-12 11:21:29 UTC
Malphilos wrote:
Those are zipper tracks on your face, aren't they.


Jason Statham called. He wants his everything back.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
hedge betts Shiyurida
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#206 - 2012-06-12 11:53:15 UTC
Are those tattoos the target area for your boyfriend to *** on

Pog mo thoin

Luis Graca
#207 - 2012-06-12 12:04:52 UTC
pamelas anderson were bigger
Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
#208 - 2012-06-12 12:58:54 UTC
So was Pee-wee Hermans P

Tal
Nyreanya
Serenity Labs
#209 - 2012-06-12 13:03:27 UTC
You thought the stubble would make you look cool.
Turns out it makes you look like a homeless alcoholic.

[/sarcasm]
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#210 - 2012-06-12 13:20:43 UTC
You look like some degenerate harlot, your political and social views are backwards and inane - I wish that you would have the common decency just crawl into a foetid pit of disease and die.

"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#211 - 2012-06-12 13:53:19 UTC
How did you get your face to stretch like that? It's like your head is made of silly putty. Truly amazing. And a little unnerving.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Lharanai
Fools of the Blue Oyster
#212 - 2012-06-12 13:54:29 UTC
are you lookin at me......I ASKED IF YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME......I will **** your frigging ******, ***** it in your ***** and dance naked around your ***** with some ***** looking at YOU.....


PEACE :)

Seriously, don't take me serious, I MEAN IT...seriously
Cebraio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#213 - 2012-06-12 13:56:35 UTC
GTFO freaky Amarr punk!
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#214 - 2012-06-12 14:01:04 UTC
Wife-beater shirt and mohawk... Unemployued steelworker - Probably a drunk, too. Most likely to be found in the drunktank, hungover.

amiright?

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Generals4
#215 - 2012-06-12 14:57:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Generals4
Aren't you that retired "adult movie" (since porn is censored...) actor who got arrested by the customs for trying to pass with a freighter full of drugs?

_-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. _
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#216 - 2012-06-12 15:29:27 UTC
is a poorly paid stripper for fat chick parties
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#217 - 2012-06-12 15:49:34 UTC
Morganta wrote:
is a poorly paid stripper for fat chick parties


I think my pile of vomit indicates what I think.

Dodixie > Hek
StarVoyager Odunen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#218 - 2012-06-12 15:52:35 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
Morganta wrote:
is a poorly paid stripper for fat chick parties


I think my pile of vomit indicates what I think.


Disgusting meld of bad hair, ugly glasses and a bizarre outfit. 10/10 would bang.

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Alia Gon'die
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#219 - 2012-06-12 15:56:20 UTC
StarVoyager Odunen wrote:
ElQuirko wrote:
Morganta wrote:
is a poorly paid stripper for fat chick parties


I think my pile of vomit indicates what I think.


Disgusting meld of bad hair, ugly glasses and a bizarre outfit. 10/10 would bang.


This is a great thread, 10/10 would read again.

Um, you look like you have poor self-esteem, which is why you can barely be seen in your photograph.

Self-appointed forums hallway monitor Ask me about La Maison and what it means for you! http://bit.ly/LTW5gW These wardec rules are not in place for our protection. They're in place for yours.
hedge betts Shiyurida
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#220 - 2012-06-12 17:19:44 UTC
You look like you sat on an ice cube and it went up your hole

Pog mo thoin