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How To Greif null sec players 101
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Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#81 - 2012-06-09 22:11:02 UTC
no way this is just another dumb npc corp poster impotent fantasy thread
there's just no way
Disregard That
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#82 - 2012-06-09 22:12:00 UTC
Bossy Lady wrote:
So did anyone actually do this for even one day or is this thread just great ideas for other people to go "greif" goons with, then have a big happy circlejerk about all the "goon tears" you caused by just talking about it?

Yes, I can confirm that people actually do this.

They spend money running a spare computer and a spare account so they can cloak in a system and not do anything.

Confident, nay, convinced that they have prevented their enemy from earning ISK.

Meanwhile the same players are grinding away PVE content in null on their main PC, ignoring the cloaky alt in their ratting system of choice.

So you see how effective it is.
Bossy Lady
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#83 - 2012-06-09 22:15:09 UTC
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
no way this is just another dumb npc corp poster impotent fantasy thread
there's just no way



well thank god for that

Posting on this character because apparently some people get upset when they're asked difficult questions. M.
Stonecrusher Mortlock
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#84 - 2012-06-10 17:11:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Stonecrusher Mortlock
Pro Tip, Keep Posting in this thread your winning EvE.



Pro Tip, Null Sec=/=Goons.
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#85 - 2012-06-10 22:18:49 UTC
1) Train Gallente Cruiser to 5.

1a) Purchase Arazu.

2) Train Recons and Cynosaural Field Theory to 5.

3) Fit Covert Cynosaural Field Generator + Sisters Expanded Probe Launcher, and a whole pile of points on said Arazu.

4) Find Bat-phone.

5) Use Bat-phone when opportunity presents itself (you'll know when).

6) There is no (6).

7) On voice-comms: "Cyno's up, cyno's up--BRINGITBRINGITBRINGITBRINGITBRINGIT!" (A typically-very-drunk DNSBlack.)

8) Troll the ever-loving living **** out of all the imbecilic "nurvcloaking!!!1111oneone!" threads.

9) Lol hard, repeat as often as possible.

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#86 - 2012-06-10 23:09:55 UTC
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:
4) Find Bat-phone.

5) Use Bat-phone when opportunity presents itself (you'll know when).

Bat-phones, nice.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
David Cedarbridge
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#87 - 2012-06-11 00:02:02 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:
4) Find Bat-phone.

5) Use Bat-phone when opportunity presents itself (you'll know when).

Bat-phones, nice.

Where can I purchase a Bat Phone? Is there a market tab for those now or would I have to check the contracts?
Headerman1
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#88 - 2012-06-11 00:12:35 UTC
how to grief afk cloakies 101:

1) Continue normally.
2) Online the cyno jammer
3) Omni tank your ratting ships
4) Rat with a carrier
5) keep your armour/shields low to keep them interested
6) invite all your fellow fleet members in local to warp to you
7) lol as a friendly bubbler arrives just as you spew forth a dozen warrior 2's
8) lol even more as you kill them all and their pods
9) keep ratting while you do all this.
10) Warp in a few dreads to make the KM's even funnier
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#89 - 2012-06-11 00:36:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarryn Nightstorm
David Cedarbridge wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:
4) Find Bat-phone.

5) Use Bat-phone when opportunity presents itself (you'll know when).

Bat-phones, nice.

Where can I purchase a Bat Phone? Is there a market tab for those now or would I have to check the contracts?


I seem to remember hearing that Pathetic Pandemic Legion had a public channel for cloaky-cyno/covert-cyno pilots to call in a hot-drop over?

Don't know if true, or if it still exists, though.

I'm sure they couldn't be the only ones.

Or, (::emergent gampeplay::) conversely, what's stopping others from creating something like this with cap/s-cap/BLOPs-gang pilots on standby?

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#90 - 2012-06-11 04:01:32 UTC
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:
David Cedarbridge wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:
4) Find Bat-phone.

5) Use Bat-phone when opportunity presents itself (you'll know when).

Bat-phones, nice.

Where can I purchase a Bat Phone? Is there a market tab for those now or would I have to check the contracts?


I seem to remember hearing that Pathetic Pandemic Legion had a public channel for cloaky-cyno/covert-cyno pilots to call in a hot-drop over?

Don't know if true, or if it still exists, though.

I'm sure they couldn't be the only ones.

Or, (::emergent gampeplay::) conversely, what's stopping others from creating something like this with cap/s-cap/BLOPs-gang pilots on standby?

Someone's signature has a line about tackling a supercap and having a cyno then calling PL....

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#91 - 2012-06-11 12:09:28 UTC
I'm reminded of a story that I heard about Tom Clancy. Rumor has it that when he was in the U.S. Navy all of the submarines were shadowing Soviet vessels and that at one time these subs received orders from the Atlantic Fleet Command to single ping their shadowed vessels at the exact same time just to say, "Hi there! We're here and watching you."

Imagine all your cloakers lighting a cyno at the exact same time across multiple systems. I can only imagine the freaking out in the intel channels.. Lol

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Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#92 - 2012-06-11 12:12:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Lin-Young Borovskova
Disregard That wrote:
Bossy Lady wrote:
So did anyone actually do this for even one day or is this thread just great ideas for other people to go "greif" goons with, then have a big happy circlejerk about all the "goon tears" you caused by just talking about it?

Yes, I can confirm that people actually do this.

They spend money running a spare computer and a spare account so they can cloak in a system and not do anything.

Confident, nay, convinced that they have prevented their enemy from earning ISK.

Meanwhile the same players are grinding away PVE content in null on their main PC, ignoring the cloaky alt in their ratting system of choice.

So you see how effective it is.


Bring neutral alts to the system you rat to make other "felllahs" dock or move from said system is also a current null sec tactic Lol

Use neutral alt to cyno/batphone hot drop supers/titans is also done, use same tactics to kill juicy pirate dead space/officer fitted ships is a current null sec tactic.

Of course not everyone does it but the number of them doing it is impossible to determinate.

brb
Doc Severide
Doomheim
#93 - 2012-06-11 12:43:57 UTC
Greif? What's that?
David Cedarbridge
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#94 - 2012-06-11 12:46:06 UTC
Kimmi Chan wrote:
I'm reminded of a story that I heard about Tom Clancy. Rumor has it that when he was in the U.S. Navy all of the submarines were shadowing Soviet vessels and that at one time these subs received orders from the Atlantic Fleet Command to single ping their shadowed vessels at the exact same time just to say, "Hi there! We're here and watching you."

Imagine all your cloakers lighting a cyno at the exact same time across multiple systems. I can only imagine the freaking out in the intel channels.. Lol

"Oh boy, free kills. I'll get the one in this system you get the idiot next door."

Hell, we could get the newbees in on it and have them race to the cyno ships.
Bossy Lady
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#95 - 2012-06-11 13:00:05 UTC
Lin-Young Borovskova wrote:
Disregard That wrote:
Bossy Lady wrote:
So did anyone actually do this for even one day or is this thread just great ideas for other people to go "greif" goons with, then have a big happy circlejerk about all the "goon tears" you caused by just talking about it?

Yes, I can confirm that people actually do this.

They spend money running a spare computer and a spare account so they can cloak in a system and not do anything.

Confident, nay, convinced that they have prevented their enemy from earning ISK.

Meanwhile the same players are grinding away PVE content in null on their main PC, ignoring the cloaky alt in their ratting system of choice.

So you see how effective it is.


Bring neutral alts to the system you rat to make other "felllahs" dock or move from said system is also a current null sec tactic Lol

Use neutral alt to cyno/batphone hot drop supers/titans is also done, use same tactics to kill juicy pirate dead space/officer fitted ships is a current null sec tactic.

Of course not everyone does it but the number of them doing it is impossible to determinate.



I know it's a "current nullsec tactic", I just wondered if any of these highsec armchair generals had actually even attempted it

Posting on this character because apparently some people get upset when they're asked difficult questions. M.
Inago Yaki
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#96 - 2012-06-11 15:49:08 UTC
Gealbhan wrote:
Tallon Sylph wrote:
The only thing I'm spinning is my Tengu while I sit in station terrified of that guys who's been cloaked in system for the last week.

Goons are doomed, you heard it here first in this awful thread. A fitting place for the end of Goondom.


Eventually this will come to pass. Nothing lasts forever and neither will the Goons.
To think otherwise is foolish, look at the Roman Empire for one example.

Not hating, just stating a fact. Arrow

That's entirely true. Eventually, all things must pass. The Jerry Springer Show, Bieber, Goons-- all great things must someday end.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#97 - 2012-06-11 16:10:35 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
People learn the names of serial cloakers very quickly, and will ignore you.


And *that* is when you strike, amiright?

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Bossy Lady
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#98 - 2012-06-11 16:12:50 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
People learn the names of serial cloakers very quickly, and will ignore you.


And *that* is when you strike, amiright?



Difficult to do whilst AFK and also whilst having no more PvP knowledge than that provided by General Discussion forum memes learned whilst running missions in Motsu

Posting on this character because apparently some people get upset when they're asked difficult questions. M.
Onictus
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#99 - 2012-06-11 16:20:07 UTC
Bossy Lady wrote:



I know it's a "current nullsec tactic", I just wondered if any of these highsec armchair generals had actually even attempted it



I'd call it a baiting opportunity.
Malphilos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#100 - 2012-06-11 16:23:52 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
People learn the names of serial cloakers very quickly, and will ignore you.


And *that* is when you strike, amiright?


You've done this before, haven't you?