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Mechael
Tribal Liberation Distribution and Retail
#41 - 2012-06-11 16:01:56 UTC
With corpse collecting having been one of EVE's most amazing features for so damned long, the "meat locker" idea just makes sense. Do it, CCP.

After all, aren't you guys making some sort of sick and twisted vampire game at some point in the future? I'll be disturbed if such a game isn't at least three times as twisted as some silly little meat locker.

Whether or not you win the game matters not.  It's if you bought it.
Katsumi Shimazu
Star F-ckers INC.
#42 - 2012-06-11 16:04:13 UTC
Corpses should be pre dressed in waft they got prodded in, but a scorched, ripped versions. Then place them in big glass jars in CQ....

Sick :D
Mary Annabelle
Moonlit Bonsai
#43 - 2012-06-11 16:04:27 UTC
Wait, can we set our corpse to assume a specific pose upon being podded? This way it is frozen with a specific expression, as well as wearing the desired fashion items.

(Clothing subject to revision by those picking up their new object of loving adoration)

I can imagine funny expressions, sneering expressions, all good fun!
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#44 - 2012-06-11 16:07:40 UTC
Mechael wrote:
With corpse collecting having been one of EVE's most amazing features for so damned long, the "meat locker" idea just makes sense. Do it, CCP.

After all, aren't you guys making some sort of sick and twisted vampire game at some point in the future? I'll be disturbed if such a game isn't at least three times as twisted as some silly little meat locker.


In a locker? so uncouth. Our companions deserve the same respect that we all receive. The crew might complain after a few days, but they usually just take her on a brief spacewalk and everything smooths over (she does so without a suit! she's so brave!) . Other than that, Chloe is usually ok with staying wherever she is placed.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#45 - 2012-06-11 16:10:55 UTC
Hey OP,

Out here in WH space we, too, get very lonely and long for companionship. We have not, however, gone to these ... lengths.

Not that we don't want to, of course, but we rather found having Chloe around to be a chore, what with all 200kg of her to lump around to parties, shindigs and the like. The captains sofa may look sturdy, but all the mass on one end made me think I was flying a Minmatar hauler.

Though she may never be as attractive as your dreams have told you can exist, rest assured that not only can she survive in space if you ever need some alone time, she can also handily decloak any enemy ships that get too close.

Now that's a versatile gal.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Vincent Athena
Photosynth
#46 - 2012-06-11 16:14:35 UTC
What are we wearing when in our pods? I saw a Dev note stating that our walking around clothes are stored in the pod somewhere, so we must be wearing something else while we float in the pod goo.

What?

Coveralls?

Underwear?

Nothing?

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Sparky11080
Repercussus
#47 - 2012-06-11 16:15:02 UTC
Bagehi wrote:
I've been trying to think of something to do with my growing collection of corpsicles. The graveyard thing has been done before, and was contrary to my "lol you died" view of corpsicles. I like Seleene's idea of a viewing gallery, though, I've always thought corpses should be able to be re-used.

Slot 11 implant - secondary (partially frozen) brain. Benefits/side-effects vary.

Hoping for a bonus to armor rep? Nope. Multiple personality disorder. Negative four max targets.

An extra 5% speed would be nice, right? Nope. You got dementia. Modules activate at random.

10% range on your point would be pretty sweet? Nope. Agoraphobia. You can no longer leave the captains quarters.

Jokes aside, it would be nice to be able to display some of the cool stuff we've collected along the way, corpses included. I might load the captain's quarters from time to time to see some of those things.


OMG NEW EWAR OPPORTUNITY!

Have a module that activates/deactivates your modules at random. Make sure to include LOL in the name somehow.
space chikun
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#48 - 2012-06-11 16:17:08 UTC
Vincent Athena wrote:
What are we wearing when in our pods?

Nothing?


But we're all pink and fleshy after sudden decompression.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#49 - 2012-06-11 16:19:41 UTC
space chikun wrote:
Vincent Athena wrote:
What are we wearing when in our pods?

Nothing?


But we're all pink and fleshy after sudden decompression.


Not Chloe...she pretty much maintains the same slight grey shading I've come to love about her.
Makari Aeron
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#50 - 2012-06-11 16:21:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Makari Aeron
This thread is full of win. Disturbing, disturbing win.

EDIT: I'm surprised CCP Guard hasn't found this and commented yet.

CCP RedDawn: Ugly people are just playing life on HARD mode. Personally, I'm playing on an INFERNO difficulty.

CCP Goliath: I often believe that the best way to get something done is to shout at the person trying to help you. http://goo.gl/PKGDP
Cathrine Kenchov
Ice Cold Ellites
#51 - 2012-06-11 16:36:13 UTC
I am not even kidding about this feature idea:

new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display.
Alua Oresson
League of the Shieldy
SLYCE Pirates
#52 - 2012-06-11 17:06:01 UTC
Cathrine Kenchov wrote:
I am not even kidding about this feature idea:

new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display.


Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people.

http://pvpwannabe.blogspot.com/
space chikun
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#53 - 2012-06-11 17:18:44 UTC
Alua Oresson wrote:
Cathrine Kenchov wrote:
I am not even kidding about this feature idea:

new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display.


Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people.


I can't wait until people can visit my gallery.

I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time!
Alua Oresson
League of the Shieldy
SLYCE Pirates
#54 - 2012-06-11 17:23:02 UTC
space chikun wrote:
Alua Oresson wrote:
Cathrine Kenchov wrote:
I am not even kidding about this feature idea:

new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display.


Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people.


I can't wait until people can visit my gallery.

I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time!


Would make camping people in station even more fun. They don't undock, you go to their CQ entrance and hack into their interface, shutting down them being able to trade or anything. Now THAT would be something I'd be all for.

http://pvpwannabe.blogspot.com/
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#55 - 2012-06-11 17:24:08 UTC
space chikun wrote:
Alua Oresson wrote:
Cathrine Kenchov wrote:
I am not even kidding about this feature idea:

new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display.


Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people.


I can't wait until people can visit my gallery.

I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time!


I know...but don't forget to take your friends out for a spacewalk. They need that cute "flash-frozen" look.
Alua Oresson
League of the Shieldy
SLYCE Pirates
#56 - 2012-06-11 17:29:32 UTC
joelinux wrote:
space chikun wrote:
Alua Oresson wrote:
Cathrine Kenchov wrote:
I am not even kidding about this feature idea:

new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display.


Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people.


I can't wait until people can visit my gallery.

I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time!


I know...but don't forget to take your friends out for a spacewalk. They need that cute "flash-frozen" look.


Best way to preserve your corpses is to keep the display area normally exposed to vacuum. Just get them to go in the display room with you, leave to "Get some drinks." Shut door and evacuate the room of air. Presto! fresh corpse for your gallery.

http://pvpwannabe.blogspot.com/
MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#57 - 2012-06-11 17:30:22 UTC
i have been watching alot of the walking dead show on AMC and was thinking it would be semi cool if you could reanimate chleo so she is semi functional in your captains quarters... like she can make you tea and make your bed and stuff...

i heard she can give rather good brains too...

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#58 - 2012-06-11 17:32:46 UTC
MeBiatch wrote:
i have been watching alot of the walking dead show on AMC and was thinking it would be semi cool if you could reanimate chleo so she is semi functional in your captains quarters... like she can make you tea and make your bed and stuff...

i heard she can give rather good brains too...


Actually, in our relationship, I'm the one that gives good brains.
MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#59 - 2012-06-11 17:39:33 UTC
joelinux wrote:
MeBiatch wrote:
i have been watching alot of the walking dead show on AMC and was thinking it would be semi cool if you could reanimate chleo so she is semi functional in your captains quarters... like she can make you tea and make your bed and stuff...

i heard she can give rather good brains too...


Actually, in our relationship, I'm the one that gives good brains.


oh g-d a heating lamp and some k&Y eh? Straight

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.
space chikun
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#60 - 2012-06-11 17:41:46 UTC
I'm not sure, but I think these forums have reached a new low.

Straight