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My friend needs clothes...

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Gallion
Malevelon Roe Industries
Convocation of Empyreans
#21 - 2012-06-11 13:41:09 UTC
I'd buy that for a dollar!

This is a Signature, It makes people Stare. (Man I gotta Make one , or Find one to steal)
CCP Sunset
C C P
C C P Alliance
#22 - 2012-06-11 13:50:19 UTC
Red Women's Impress Skirt and Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse?

I bet Chloe wouldn't be seen dead in that combination of colours tbh Twisted

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Jamie Banks
Veyr
The Veyr Collective
#23 - 2012-06-11 13:54:56 UTC
One does not simply buy clothes for a corpse.

Inb4 $140 coffins.

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Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
#24 - 2012-06-11 14:11:17 UTC
I indeed have a few 'trophy' corpses that I would love to get a change of clothes for. (And a proper place to display them) Can we make sure that men's clothing will be available for male corpses? We want to make sure they are all well dressed to be presented.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
CCP Xhagen
C C P
C C P Alliance
#25 - 2012-06-11 14:17:11 UTC
I read this thread but I cannot offer a reply that doesn't paint me (and possibly CCP) in a very bad light. Thus I can only acknowledge this thread's existence. Also, if someone starts to discuss this feature in details below this response that is absolutely not my alt.

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CCP Soundwave
C C P
C C P Alliance
#26 - 2012-06-11 14:19:48 UTC
Jev North wrote:
help I can't breathe


Benefits of breathing: Not being the next person he dresses up.
CCP Goliath
C C P
C C P Alliance
#27 - 2012-06-11 14:21:50 UTC
CCP Soundwave wrote:
Jev North wrote:
help I can't breathe


Benefits of breathing: Not being the next person he dresses up.


Beaten by 2 minutes...

Should have subscribed earlier...

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Bucky O'Hair
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2012-06-11 14:22:14 UTC
CCP Soundwave wrote:
Jev North wrote:
help I can't breathe


Benefits of breathing: Not being the next person he dresses up.


ROFLMAO!!


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Colonel Xaven
Perkone
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-06-11 14:28:17 UTC
Necro thread detected.



Also: I lol'ed hard Big smile

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GM Radiance
Game Masters
C C P Alliance
#30 - 2012-06-11 14:28:21 UTC
This has totally made my day :D
T1nyMan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2012-06-11 14:29:41 UTC
joelinux wrote:
I will admit that things between me and Chloe are somewhat frigid. We do play games though. She always seems to win at staring contests. However, I always win her at wrestling.


She is so into you man.. And you care.. That's obvious.

To get the edge in the staring contests I suggest a swivel chair and string, she'll fall for that all day long (sometimes literally).
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#32 - 2012-06-11 14:48:41 UTC
Zedrik Cayne wrote:
I indeed have a few 'trophy' corpses that I would love to get a change of clothes for. (And a proper place to display them) Can we make sure that men's clothing will be available for male corpses? We want to make sure they are all well dressed to be presented.


Why? Once they get women's clothing up and running, that's really all you need to dress up your new found companion. Somehow, I don't think he will complain. Just a hunch.
Bagehi
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#33 - 2012-06-11 15:01:22 UTC
I've been trying to think of something to do with my growing collection of corpsicles. The graveyard thing has been done before, and was contrary to my "lol you died" view of corpsicles. I like Seleene's idea of a viewing gallery, though, I've always thought corpses should be able to be re-used.

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An extra 5% speed would be nice, right? Nope. You got dementia. Modules activate at random.

10% range on your point would be pretty sweet? Nope. Agoraphobia. You can no longer leave the captains quarters.

Jokes aside, it would be nice to be able to display some of the cool stuff we've collected along the way, corpses included. I might load the captain's quarters from time to time to see some of those things.
Mary Annabelle
Moonlit Bonsai
#34 - 2012-06-11 15:13:34 UTC
The shoes are very important!
Make sure you get something Gallente designed, so she knows you see her as a vital and attractive companion, not just window dressing.

I also recommend bathing her with nanite paste, so she can properly enjoy a spa treatment.
(In the possible event this physically reanimates her, your crew can administer an IV or feeding tube at regular intervals)

Now, nanite paste combined with a repurposed drone control rig, you can help her to model the stunning fashions smoothly.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#35 - 2012-06-11 15:19:27 UTC
Mary Annabelle wrote:
The shoes are very important!
Make sure you get something Gallente designed, so she knows you see her as a vital and attractive companion, not just window dressing.

I also recommend bathing her with nanite paste, so she can properly enjoy a spa treatment.
(In the possible event this physically reanimates her, your crew can administer an IV or feeding tube at regular intervals)

Now, nanite paste combined with a repurposed drone control rig, you can help her to model the stunning fashions smoothly.


I dunno. I don't want to change her. I like her quiet strength.
Ryunosuke Kusanagi
#36 - 2012-06-11 15:20:04 UTC
sure... corpses.. to be honest, I am not sure whats creepier, OP wanting to dress up corpses, or just using that as an excuse for his own fetishes Twisted
Dex Nederland
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
The Fourth District
#37 - 2012-06-11 15:24:24 UTC
If we have a meat locker (apparently with corpses dressed if so desired), why not also have a heads in a jar shelf?

Lai Dai Infinity Systems
Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#38 - 2012-06-11 15:27:37 UTC
I was thrown out of a meeting earlier today while reading this on my crackberry... i couldnt stop laughing.

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Viziam
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2012-06-11 15:55:16 UTC
If you're going to add the feature to dress the corpses of our fallen foes, then I suggest you add a sub-tab under "Decorations" where we can display portrait photos of the corpses. It may need pagination.
CCP Explorer
C C P
C C P Alliance
#40 - 2012-06-11 15:58:49 UTC
CCP Sunset wrote:
Red Women's Impress Skirt and Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse?

I bet Chloe wouldn't be seen dead in that combination of colours tbh Twisted
This thread is now about fashion advice for dressing up corpses...

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