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My friend needs clothes...

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joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-06-11 00:07:56 UTC
During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
Danika Princip
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2012-06-11 00:26:40 UTC
Shocked
Zalasastra
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-06-11 00:30:01 UTC
dressing corpses - creepiest feature idea ever.


another feature for eve - psychology tests upon account creation.
Alexandre Bellenger
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-06-11 02:29:44 UTC
I know she's drop dead gorgeous, but you should try auctioning her off for ISK.

That would be truly mor-bid.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-06-11 06:22:04 UTC
I will admit that things between me and Chloe are somewhat frigid. We do play games though. She always seems to win at staring contests. However, I always win her at wrestling.
Velicitia
XS Tech
#6 - 2012-06-11 11:02:38 UTC
Danika Princip wrote:
Shocked

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Sparky11080
Repercussus
#7 - 2012-06-11 11:13:06 UTC
My day has been made...I'm proud of you sir. Don't let society tell you anything is wrong XD
Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
#8 - 2012-06-11 12:43:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Seleene
I'm often teased by the other CSM members by my interest in Incarna fashion and fringe user cases. I've always wanted a Corpse Trophy Room as an add on to my Captain's Quarters and one would assume that the dressing of corpses is something that CCP should consider should the idea ever become reality. Hence, this thread is relevant to my interests and as Chairman of the CSM I will take this user case to CCP and seek resolution.

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CCP Punkturis
C C P
C C P Alliance
#9 - 2012-06-11 12:45:28 UTC
you sir, made my day Big smile

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Grideris
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-06-11 12:48:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Grideris
I don't know whether to be disturbed or to laugh, so I think I'll do both. Though on a serious note, having a meat locker once they add more rooms where you can store your frozen prizes would certainly be something. Whether or not they're hanging by hooks or sitting in tubes is another question, but I guess that's up to the owner of said room to decide.

On a side note, what happened to your pink text Punkturis? D:

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CCP Punkturis
C C P
C C P Alliance
#11 - 2012-06-11 12:50:29 UTC
Grideris wrote:
I don't know whether to be disturbed or to laugh, so I think I'll do both.

Also, what happened to your pink text Punkturis? D:


it was just a weekend fun Blink I get to keep my pink text on Sisi though! \o/

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Grideris
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-06-11 12:52:18 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:
Grideris wrote:
I don't know whether to be disturbed or to laugh, so I think I'll do both.

Also, what happened to your pink text Punkturis? D:


it was just a weekend fun Blink I get to keep my pink text on Sisi though! \o/


I might just have to come visit Sisi again soon, just to see it for myself.

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Louis deGuerre
The Dark Tribe
#13 - 2012-06-11 12:53:11 UTC
Seleene wrote:
this thread is relevant to my interests
CCP Soundwave
C C P
C C P Alliance
#14 - 2012-06-11 12:58:01 UTC
i dont even
Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
#15 - 2012-06-11 13:00:42 UTC
CCP Soundwave wrote:
i dont even


Stop trying to pretend this isn't in the backlog!!

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DJ FunkyBacon
Rabid Ninja Space Monkey Inc.
Monkeys with Guns.
#16 - 2012-06-11 13:04:45 UTC
I have had this same issue for months, but have been morbidly afraid to bring it up, worried about what the public would think of me.

Now that I see I'm not alone in the world, I too would like to sign on to this and give it my endorsement. I think this is something we need desperately.

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CCP Explorer
C C P
C C P Alliance
#17 - 2012-06-11 13:05:05 UTC
Seleene wrote:
CCP Soundwave wrote:
i dont even
Stop trying to pretend this isn't in the backlog!!
Backlog search for this feature comes up empty; we'll have to discuss this request in detail...

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enterprisePSI
#18 - 2012-06-11 13:05:21 UTC
best.thread.ever.

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Bucky O'Hair
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-06-11 13:20:18 UTC
joelinux wrote:
During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.



You, my good sir, are a very, VERY disturbed and twisted individual! Shocked



It would be an honor to fly with you when you "Win" EvE! Big smile



PS I support this initiative, but only.... uh.... for others, yea, for others, as I, being a "well adjusted" individual, would not consider such a thing!

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We are coming for our people.[/b]
Jev North
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-06-11 13:40:55 UTC
help I can't breathe

Even though our love is cruel; even though our stars are crossed.
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