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I'm a thief

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Serena Serene
Heretic University
#1 - 2012-06-10 13:36:16 UTC
So .. well, I realize most, if not all people here will see this as a minor thing, but anyway:

So I decided to be a thief. I got myself some skills for scanning, bought myself an expanded probe launcher and some combat scan probes and fitted those to the Imicus I got from one of the tutorial missions, together with an afterburner.

Then I went to Dodixie since I've read there might be a lot of mission runners there.
After 10 tries, or even more, of following some battleship to its destination system (several stargates being right next to each other and me often warping to the wrong one *grumbling*) and scanning them down (oh gosh, I feel so clumsy when thinking of my attempts) I managed to see a Vargur warping off to someplace above the star in a neighbouring system of Dodixie.

So I sent my probes out, trying to catch that thing. Luckily Marauders seem to be easy to scan down, because I found the Vargur pretty quickly, and 5 minutes later I had a warp-in.

So in I warped.
Accelleration gate.
Okay.
Warp again.
Vargur, many red crosses, some lootable wrecks and.... another ship, which upon inspection said it was a T3 battle cruiser of the type "Tornado", in the same corp as the Vargur.

At that point I almost warped out again, but then decided to take at least a look into the wrecks. I mean .. only looking doesn't make them able to shoot at me, right?
I was careful not to draw attention of the red-marked ships, and.. once peeked into the wrecks, I couldn't help myself and grab some things that my AI told me were expensive.

Heart thumping, ready to warp out.. but.. nobody shooting at me.
So I continued zipping from wreck to wreck, grabbing something here and there, and suddenly...
Half my armor gone.
Dammit, why was I so careless? Warp! Warp! .. and.. after two more misses of the large .. artillery? of that Tornado, I was warping out.
Phew!

Sold the stuff I got, at least worth several times my Imicus.

It was really exciting. It might sound silly, but it was really exciting.

One question, though: I could have shot at that Tornado, right? How long could I have?

I was playing with the thoughts of warping back with my Tristan, trying to shoot that thing down, but then decided against.
Because I didn't know how long I'd be able to shoot at that thing, because I was fairly sure I wouldn't be able to deal enough damage to kill it, and most of all because there were two ships, fairly far apart from each other, of the same corp, and I suspect the other one could have blown me away easily.
And now that I think about it, I didn't have a warp disruptor either.

.. Well, that's it. Nothing special, I just wanted to share, since this was my first illegal activity and being shot at.
Potrondal Morrison
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-06-10 14:39:38 UTC
I, for one am proud of you.
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#3 - 2012-06-10 14:50:29 UTC
Serena Serene wrote:
One question, though: I could have shot at that Tornado, right? How long could I have?
Yes. 15 minutes from the last aggression. Once you warped away you'd have 15 minutes, but once you re-engage, the timer would be reset, and you'd have all the time you need to kill him.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.

Serena Serene
Heretic University
#4 - 2012-06-10 14:56:37 UTC
Grumpymunky wrote:
Serena Serene wrote:
One question, though: I could have shot at that Tornado, right? How long could I have?
Yes. 15 minutes from the last aggression. Once you warped away you'd have 15 minutes, but once you re-engage, the timer would be reset, and you'd have all the time you need to kill him.


Thank you :)
Flakey Foont
#5 - 2012-06-10 16:07:07 UTC
This is why ninja-ing will always be legal. The fun!
Kain Bodom
Therapy.
Brave Collective
#6 - 2012-06-10 18:23:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Kain Bodom
Amen sister, amen. Keep doing it. Depending on the mission I can make 10-15 mill isk in about 20-30mins, including scan time. Train towards a pvp BC then start shooting back, with the right tactics a pvp cruiser setup can kill a BS. Just orbit close and you should be fine. Put a ship scanner on your ninja ship, that way you know what you are fighting. Cheers.

Ps - you are not a thief you are a ninja.
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#7 - 2012-06-10 18:33:59 UTC
Ahhh, it warms my heart to hear about new pilots like this :p

Keep going, you are on the right track, though you should of went back and blew the sht out of that Tornado :)
Eternal Error
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-06-10 18:50:14 UTC
Isn't ninjaing now going to flag you to everyone with the new (and in my opinion, bad) crimewatch changes?
Serena Serene
Heretic University
#9 - 2012-06-10 19:14:56 UTC
Eternal Error wrote:
Isn't ninjaing now going to flag you to everyone with the new (and in my opinion, bad) crimewatch changes?


Oh.. I heard you were flagged to everyone of the same corporation you .. ninja from, but not that you could be flagged to everybody else, too.
That's good to know! I'll have to be more careful, then.
Kain Bodom
Therapy.
Brave Collective
#10 - 2012-06-10 20:30:18 UTC
Eternal Error wrote:
Isn't ninjaing now going to flag you to everyone with the new (and in my opinion, bad) crimewatch changes?


Not in place yet so no worries. Crimewatch will/may, changes pending, make ninja looters legal targets for everyone, which is dumb, but there are ways to deal with that. Just safe spot dump your loot for 15 mins they go grab it after suspect timer is done.
Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-06-11 01:28:18 UTC
I approve of this.

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#12 - 2012-06-11 06:41:09 UTC
I support this service and the pilot in general.

Twisted

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2012-06-11 07:32:34 UTC
You are on a promising way. Keep us posted.

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP

Serena Serene
Heretic University
#14 - 2012-06-11 08:16:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Serena Serene
Eugene Kerner wrote:
You are on a promising way. Keep us posted.


Thank you. I will. But I don't have time to fly that much recently, so aside from a little more thievery without much noteworthy events (maybe aside from the friendly chat I had with that one mission runner and some others in local, really relaxed guys) I haven't done much.

I'm currently training for cruisers to get into something with a little more firepower than my puny frigates, for shooting back at meanies who shoot at me first. I was thinking of Thorax or Vexor maybe (since I am Gallente after all).

Edit: to clarify that. I was planning to keep that cruiser in the station to switch into after someone shot at me. Not planning to do the thievery.. or ninja'ing? .. in something that expensive (and slow).
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#15 - 2012-06-11 08:34:22 UTC
Next time, if you are anywhere near that Tornado when he shoots you, plz kill it. Large arty doesn't hit moving frigates for crap. Especially AB-fit ones. Just don't fly straight in. Spiral in. Oh, and make sure to fit a warp scrambler.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY

Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#16 - 2012-06-11 08:52:35 UTC
Ah, ninja looting. A career choice that is close to my heart, and definitely a profitable one for new players who refuse to just go around trying to play Eve as if it where a single player game.

There is a very good buddy of mine that makes billions very easily going around, scanning down mission-bears, ninja-looting them and coming back in a bigger-badder ship when they shoot back and blowing them to space dust. He gets faction/deadspace modules galore. Even more importantly, he gets some of the most succulent, delicious carebear tears.

I hope, nay pray, that you stick with this. Even if you are not super successful at blowing up carebears who foolishly decide to shoot at you, your skills at scanning will be impeccable and will serve you very well throughout your career in Eve. You'd be surprised how many people suck goat nuts when it comes to quickly scanning down ships.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#17 - 2012-06-11 10:14:59 UTC
In a few years you will look back at this post and think........ahaa....... here is were it went "wrong" and became an EVE L space warrior... Lol

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Potrondal Morrison
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-06-11 10:19:42 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
..........suck goat nuts ...........


Nice!!!
Vladimir McSquizzle
Squizzinators Inc
#19 - 2012-06-11 20:37:35 UTC
Good show \o/ The universe of EvE is wide open to you now Twisted
Cetaphil Thrace
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2012-06-11 21:18:58 UTC
Thats awesome, i can only imagine the excitement, but my question, i may be wrong but should concord have come and shot them for shooting at you?
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