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[ADVERTISEMENT] Inquisitive capsuleer seeks knowledgable Khanid historian.
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Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#1 - 2012-06-09 08:14:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Ssakaa
1. Must have a commanding, unsurpassed, knowledge of the history of his people.

2. Pref. tall, good looking, GSOH (but see 3.) and a chain-smoker. Discrete. Short and plain considered.

3. No comedians.

4. Info. for my own education, only.

On the table: Khanid politics, sovereignty, history. Et cetera.
Off the table: Religions, slavery (naturally), Jita.

Will pay a reasonable fee per hour to the right Khanid. Negotiable.

Call Misneden AE589C093B67 today if interested.


Sincerely,

An enquiring mind.

"Modern Life is Rubbish"
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#2 - 2012-06-09 09:58:22 UTC
Wanting to know about Khanid history but without the religion and the slavery is like wanting to know about calculus but without all those equations.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#3 - 2012-06-09 11:07:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Ssakaa
Rodj Blake wrote:
Wanting to know about Khanid history but without the religion and the slavery is like wanting to know about calculus but without all those equations.


Very possibly, Mr Blake.

But enquiring minds must be sated. And anyway, I'm playing intermediary for a friend of a friend who might possibly be seeking a certain Prince Kobold (or thereabouts, can't quite recall the name).

:error
/data transmission lost
//

Is he free these days? And if not, someone of his educational caliber will do nicely.

Thank you.

"Modern Life is Rubbish"
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#4 - 2012-06-09 14:52:54 UTC
Your advertisement almost reads like a personals ad. No offense meant... it's just slightly amusing.

Katrina Oniseki
Casiella Truza
Ecliptic Rift
#5 - 2012-06-09 15:15:07 UTC
GSOH?
Ilsenae Alexandros
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-06-09 15:47:20 UTC
Casiella Truza wrote:
GSOH?


Good Sense Of Humor

To know the face of God is to know madness.
Casiella Truza
Ecliptic Rift
#7 - 2012-06-09 17:25:49 UTC
Oh I thought Gorgeous Specimen of Humanity or similar and could have recommended a few of those. Not Khanid, unfortunately.
Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#8 - 2012-06-09 19:31:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Ssakaa
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Your advertisement almost reads like a personals ad. No offense meant... it's just slightly amusing.


And none taken, Katrina.

It does look like a personal ad, now that you mention it.

:error
/data transmission lost
//

*

"Inquisitive capsuleer seeks knowledgable Khanid historian who should and must have a commanding, unsurpassed, knowledge of the history of his people.

I would prefer a tall, good looking Khanid with an excellent sense of humour although anyone will do, really. He must be discrete.

Any information shared would be for my research project which would be for my eyes only. My private network is secure.

I would like to discuss Khanid sociology, philosophy, sovereignty, history and much more: however we may not agree on the subjects of slave-holding nor religion so please leave contentious stuff like that behind your front door.

I would enjoy remunerating a reasonable fee per hour to the right Khanid but this remains negotiable.

As this advert appears to be costing me a great deal of money already, please call Misneden AE589C093B67 tonight if you are interested.

Sincerely,

An enquiring mind."


PS Who is Gorgeous Specimen of Humanity ?

"Modern Life is Rubbish"
Casiella Truza
Ecliptic Rift
#9 - 2012-06-09 20:51:08 UTC
That would be telling.
Valdezi
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#10 - 2012-06-09 23:44:00 UTC
Khanid? Check.

Devastatingly Handsome? Check.

Knowledgeable?

Well, sweetheart, you know what they say about two out of three.
Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#11 - 2012-06-10 08:02:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Ssakaa
Valdezi wrote:
Khanid? Check.

Devastatingly Handsome? Check.

Knowledgeable?

Well, sweetheart, you know what they say about two out of three.


Well, I called Misneden AE589C093C67 not ten minutes ago - got through to some organisation that actually made me blush. Tribal witches rarely blush, for your information.

I then used the correct code Misneden AE589C093B67.

:error
/data transmission lost
//

my friend looked at your mugshot and said:

"Ooh!"

Which speaks volumes.


*

Good. She'll be here in the gravity-well that is this IGS affair, to speak directly with you later Mr. Valdezi. All I ask is that you be kind. Firm, polite if possible -but kind.

Now all that remains on my part is to erase the incriminating stuff, above. I'm trusting everyone here not to tell.
(It's a shame that the nefantar made me innumerate -CSPA charge per word per ad is OF COURSE! 500,000 ISK . And that's rather harsh for a new capsuleer..)

Good luck on your date, Mr. Valdezi. :error
/data transmission lost
//

"Modern Life is Rubbish"
Valdezi
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#12 - 2012-06-10 08:30:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Valdezi
Wait, what did I just agree to?
Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#13 - 2012-06-10 08:40:02 UTC
Valdezi wrote:
What, what did I just agree to?


You agreed to make a girl's dream come true.


"Modern Life is Rubbish"
Edith Tramwicket
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-06-10 11:57:30 UTC
Hello my name is Edith and wanted some help with my research project on Khanid history for my Post-Grad at Caille. Monsieur Valdezi thank you for helping me. I cannot tell you enough how very excited I am to have you and your knowledge at my fingertips. Please please use Misneden AE589C093B67 to contact me although my home is Mya which I hope you can come and see with me if you wanted. I look forward to it as I hope you will. Sakkaa you've been a great friend I think you've been so generous when you needn't have bothered but what do you mean with erasing incriminating evidence? I'm not sure what you mean by it so have I done something wrong as I don't know much about the summit.

Sincerely yours.

E.T.

Misneden AE589C093B67

That's

Misneden AE589C093B67
Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-06-10 16:58:26 UTC
I believe there are numerous other net outlets for 'personal services' advertisements since this reads less like an inquiry for knowledge and more like a request for an escort service.

To which Valdezi has of course unsurprisingly and eagerly replied. Have a nice "date" indeed.



Sabik now, Sabik forever
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#16 - 2012-06-10 17:25:37 UTC
Silas Vitalia wrote:
To which Valdezi has of course unsurprisingly and eagerly replied. Have a nice "date" indeed.


Perhaps wiggling on a sex dungeon's stage did him good? I wonder if Synthia has made dolls of his partner, yet.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#17 - 2012-06-10 18:40:12 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Your advertisement almost reads like a personals ad.


Called it.

Be nice to her, Valdezi, or you will have me to answer to.

Katrina Oniseki
Valdezi
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#18 - 2012-06-10 22:47:31 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Your advertisement almost reads like a personals ad.


Called it.

Be nice to her, Valdezi, or you will have me to answer to.


That's my secret, Kat. I'm nice to everyone.

That deserves it.
Math'ra Hiede
Trinity's Vanguard
#19 - 2012-06-11 06:18:02 UTC
.... What a complete load of rubbish, a fool for a Khanid answering calls made by deluded Matari.

Ah well, at least they are a good match.
Edith Tramwicket
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-06-11 06:30:11 UTC
Monsieur Valezi thank you for being here. It is good so see you. I don't know why some people here say such terrible things about your good character. When you come to my home in Mya, I wanted to put on a show for you as you enter my home and I planned a meal for you as well. It is very sumptious and I hope you like it. Today although I should be at least thinking about starting my paper on Khanid history I was planning something along the lines of this.

(Starters) Twice-baked courgette and goat's cheese puffs.

(Main course) Fast-roast Chicken with Lemon and Tarragon or Fillets of Sole Véronique.

(Dessert) Mandarin orange dump dessert.

If you are a vegan I can change the chicken so let me know. Katrina thank you. You're very pretty. Some of us weren't born like that but we can cook a great meal.

E.T.

Misneden AE589C093B67
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