EVE General Discussion

I decided to simplify these forums.
I fully expect this list to be pinned due to its revolutionary and profound nature.


Please select one from each list.

"Hello, I play Eve. I think that -

1. CCP is a game development company that knows how to innovate like Justin Bieber.
2. This community can easily be likened to a rotting pile of trash infested with maggots and people from Pittsburgh.
3. The thoroughly corrupt player factions are throwing their Rosie O'Donnell-like weight around and ruining things for everyone.
4. People who do not conform to my playstyle are slavering sociopath neanderthals beating each other with sticks.
5. This game is and has been as broken as Evel Knievel's bones.

More to the point,

1. High-sec management is CCP's Watergate.
2. CCP has neglected null-sec like my parent(s) neglected me.
3. The new inventory hit the game like the iceberg hit the Titanic.
4. I was just griefed because my Hulk / Strategic Cruiser destroyed.
5. Eve is just a nips-up poor job of running everything, kind of like Kosovo.

This means that I will be leaving this community.
I would like everyone to know that -

1. Goons are a blight upon this planet and rather like the DPRK save that they are not, in fact, malnourished.
2. Those who engage in PvP are mindless sociopaths, sadomasochists, or both, and are really really mean to me.
3. People who PvE are milksops afraid of any kind of confrontation, challenge, or consequence and have no place here in Sparta.
4. CCP ruined this game like my spouse ruined my marriage. It was good ten years ago, but now it's rubbish.
5. The playerbase in whole is a pack of slavering mongrel dogs tearing at each others' throats without the intellect to do anything to better their condition.

Therefore I am leaving this game.

1. Nobody can have my things, as I am saving them for when I surely won't return.
2. I am leaving my things with a good friend who will save them (not for me, of course).
3. Nobody can have my things.
4. Everything I own was taken away by the mean men =(

- Are you absolutely, totally, completely sure I can't have your stuff?

Need to make a javascript widget to save people typing when they're making a new thread.

I suppose the thread title is the same each time or could it be generated from the selected options?

I totally agree on the Pittsburgh thing, my job is being moved up there next month and I refused to move with it. Now can you make this into a checkbox form?

Best line in this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTL9mSQ7VGs

Declaration of my subscriptions to EvE
Elaboration on those subscriptions
Description of how long these subscriptions have existed
Belief that no one else could feel the same as I
Reminiscence of the terrible times we shared
And our absence's importance
Recounting of the steps that led to our game's dissolution
Mostly involving my mistakes and failfits
Arrogant assertion of righteousness
Discovery of the depth of my dissatisfaction
Anger over the badness of the pirates

(Chorus)
Title of the Thread
Naïve expression of unfairness
Reluctance to accept that my ship is gone
Request to turn back time
And rectify my loss
Repetition of the title of the Thread

Enumeration of my various important actions
Of insufficient game knowlege

Realization that that loss led to my departure
And CCP's resultant lack of sleep and appetite
Renunciation of my past subscriber behavior
Promise of my reformation
Reassurance that you are gone from my thoughts now
Need for instructions how to keep posting again
Request for rectal trauma
Listing of the numerous tasks that I've performed
Of physical and emotional toil

CHORUS

Refusal to admit that I acted foolishly
Increasingly desperate pleas for EvE to change
Sorrow for my violenced boat
Vain hope that my ship are replaceable
Appeal for one more petition
Drop to my knees to elicit crowd response
Prayers to my chosen deity
Modulation and I hold a high note...

CHORUS

We need to get this man some musical backup right now.

I used to be an adventurer like you once, then I took a Goon to my knee.

i am going home after work to write this song and record it ASAP. give me 12-14 hours and we should have this brilliance immortalized in a bubble-gum pop song.

i should do a death metal cover of it as well.

Your stuff. Put it in the bucket.