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10% 5B Bond [4 days] - Uncollateralized
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Thomas Hurt
Future Ventures
#1 - 2012-06-04 19:25:35 UTC
I am here to solicit investment in order to increase the leverage of my highly-profitable EVE dealings. I can't tell you how I make my ISK, as that presents the possibility of unduly influencing my profit margins (and thus *yours*, future investor); I can tell you that it does not involve boosters, and it does NOT involve abortions.

Minimum investment amount is 500m isk (I would hate to have to keep track of many names). The investment window closes at midnight EST tonight (monday), and the bond matures at midnight EST this friday, whereupon a total of 500m in interest payments will be paid out to the investors, along with the original face value of the bonds. I offer no references, collateral or past bond history, but in lieu of that I offer something more enduring - my word.

If you find these terms agreeable, please post here with the amount of isk you sent ingame (after sending the isk to Thomas Hurt, of course) on the character you sent it from.
Campl3r Athonille
Bluestar Enterprises
The Craftsmen
#2 - 2012-06-04 19:37:10 UTC
your 15days older then me and don't offer any information.

Sounds very risky
Thomas Hurt
Future Ventures
#3 - 2012-06-04 19:38:43 UTC
Indeed it is, I wouldn't invest any money with my person unless you are little bit careless.
Darth Tickles
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-06-04 19:48:16 UTC
5b sent.
Thomas Hurt
Future Ventures
#5 - 2012-06-04 19:52:22 UTC
Darth Tickles wrote:
5b sent.


I have not received any ISK from you at the time of this writing, please refrain from declaring as such until you've actually made the in-game investment... I hesitate to impugn anyone's space honor, but you are dangerously close to ruining your MD space-cred sir.
Darth Tickles
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-06-04 19:58:23 UTC
Thomas Hurt wrote:
Darth Tickles wrote:
5b sent.


I have not received any ISK from you at the time of this writing, please refrain from declaring as such until you've actually made the in-game investment... I hesitate to impugn anyone's space honor, but you are dangerously close to ruining your MD space-cred sir.


Hang on, about to do it. Had a dog emergency right after writing it.
Thomas Hurt
Future Ventures
#7 - 2012-06-04 20:00:08 UTC
Darth Tickles wrote:
Thomas Hurt wrote:
Darth Tickles wrote:
5b sent.


I have not received any ISK from you at the time of this writing, please refrain from declaring as such until you've actually made the in-game investment... I hesitate to impugn anyone's space honor, but you are dangerously close to ruining your MD space-cred sir.


Hang on, about to do it. Had a dog emergency right after writing it.


[No worries, I can commiserate. I believe this is an RP forum however, so in the future please refer to it as a "Space-Dog" or use OOC tags when referencing real life dog emergencies.]
Darth Tickles
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-06-04 20:18:24 UTC
Ok, 5b sent.
corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
#9 - 2012-06-04 20:18:59 UTC
Thomas Hurt wrote:
Darth Tickles wrote:
Thomas Hurt wrote:
Darth Tickles wrote:
5b sent.


I have not received any ISK from you at the time of this writing, please refrain from declaring as such until you've actually made the in-game investment... I hesitate to impugn anyone's space honor, but you are dangerously close to ruining your MD space-cred sir.


Hang on, about to do it. Had a dog emergency right after writing it.


[No worries, I can commiserate. I believe this is an RP forum however, so in the future please refer to it as a "Space-Dog" or use OOC tags when referencing real life dog emergencies.]


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Darth Tickles
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-06-04 20:21:17 UTC
Darn, I just found something I want to buy with this 5b instead of the Bond...

I'm willing to sell my 5b Bond for 4.5b (or smaller chunks at the same 90% rate, minimum 900m). Send the ISK to me and I'll let Thomas know that I transferred the Bond over to you.
Thomas Hurt
Future Ventures
#11 - 2012-06-04 20:26:14 UTC
For the purpose of instilling greater trust in potential investors, I am willing to disclose the identity of my (rarely played) main character - "Garr Khan"

As you yourself can see (I'm assuming there is a player page or somesuch), I am a member of Goonwaffe, a corporation that prides itself on fiscal prudence and space-honor. Were I to renege on a bond, I would most assuredly have my reputation within said corporation ruined.
OllieNorth
Recidivists Incorporated
#12 - 2012-06-04 20:30:05 UTC
Darth, I know you are trying to be like Jerry Pepridge, but it's not only not nearly as funny, it's also boring.
Kaanchana
Tax-haven
#13 - 2012-06-04 21:10:23 UTC
OllieNorth wrote:
Darth, I know you are trying to be like Jerry Pepridge, but it's not only not nearly as funny, it's also boring.


i find it amusing. +1 darth
Darth Tickles
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-06-04 21:14:05 UTC
I'm not here to make people happy, mad or sad. I'm a serious spaceship businessman, and I'm here to do serious spaceship business.
Dezolf
DAX Action Stance
#15 - 2012-06-04 21:18:38 UTC
Darth Tickles wrote:
I'm not here to make people happy, mad or sad. I'm a serious spaceship businessman, and I'm here to do serious spaceship business.


Serious spaceship business is serious spaceship business.

Also, it's more serious than unserious spaceship business.

Also, 4.5b sent.
Darth Tickles
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-06-04 21:21:55 UTC
Dezolf wrote:
Serious spaceship business is serious spaceship business.

Also, it's more serious than unserious spaceship business.

Also, 4.5b sent.


Finally, a serious spaceship businessman who understands seriousness, spaceships, business, and the nexus where they all collide.

Received.

Pleasure doing business with you.