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[MERC] ROOT. Accepting Contracts
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Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#21 - 2012-06-02 17:38:47 UTC
OMG, I had to log in just to laugh at you...



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



ok, I'm done.
Bai Guang
Root.
#22 - 2012-06-02 21:59:16 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Bai Guang wrote:

Services we offer:

  • Escorts


    • My best friend is getting married in a month & I've been telling him I've been dating an attractive redhead. I seem to have dug myself in to a hole with this one, as the invitation was sent to me & my +1. How much would it cost to have an attractive redhead lady for a week? She needs to be of medium height, have a bit of meat (not fat, but I certainly don't want to see her bones), fair skin & a small to medium bust. Must also be willing to provide happy night-time fun.


    Well, we'll see what we can come up with. If we remove the "lady" and "she" clauses, i have just the right person available at a very low cost Big smile
    Bai Guang
    Root.
    #23 - 2012-06-03 00:03:20 UTC
    Tysinger wrote:
    OMG, I had to log in just to laugh at you...



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



    ok, I'm done.


    Thanks, laughter is fuel for the soul. Glad we could keep you gassed up Smile
    Private Pineapple
    Brutor Tribe
    Minmatar Republic
    #24 - 2012-06-03 04:03:16 UTC
    How much will it cost to hire your corporation to pod Bai Guang 17 times?

    .
    Bai Guang
    Root.
    #25 - 2012-06-03 14:54:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Bai Guang
    Private Pineapple wrote:
    How much will it cost to hire your corporation to pod Bai Guang 17 times?


    Hmm thats a tough one. I am having some serious conflicting interests on this, so maybe 500m per pod giving a total cost of 8.5b...half due up front as is customary. Smile

    Oh and thank you for creating a brand new character just to inquire about our services.
    Private Pineapple
    Brutor Tribe
    Minmatar Republic
    #26 - 2012-06-03 15:21:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Private Pineapple
    Bai Guang wrote:
    Private Pineapple wrote:
    How much will it cost to hire your corporation to pod Bai Guang 17 times?


    Hmm thats a tough one. I am having some serious conflicting interests on this, so maybe 500m per pod giving a total cost of 8.5b...half due up front as is customary. Smile

    Oh and thank you for creating a brand new character just to inquire about our services.


    I think your thanks are misplaced.

    Though I would not expect anything short of an officer in a mercenary corporation to feel special.

    .
    Bai Guang
    Root.
    #27 - 2012-06-04 04:21:43 UTC
    Private Pineapple wrote:
    Bai Guang wrote:
    Private Pineapple wrote:
    How much will it cost to hire your corporation to pod Bai Guang 17 times?


    Hmm thats a tough one. I am having some serious conflicting interests on this, so maybe 500m per pod giving a total cost of 8.5b...half due up front as is customary. Smile

    Oh and thank you for creating a brand new character just to inquire about our services.


    I think your thanks are misplaced.

    Though I would not expect anything short of an officer in a mercenary corporation to feel special.




    Oh, well perhaps your right, at any rate, thanks for the free bumps.... Smile
    Abditus Cularius
    Clancularius Industries
    #28 - 2012-08-04 18:23:50 UTC
    I've now hired Root. for two separate projects.

    The first was a general harassment against a particular corporation.

    The second was a double pos takedown.

    In both cases, I found their work to exactly fit the needs I outlined in my mails, carried out quickly and professionally.

    I give them the best endorsement anyone can give a merc - a promise of repeat business.
    Bai Guang
    Root.
    #29 - 2012-08-04 19:39:24 UTC
    Abditus Cularius wrote:
    I've now hired Root. for two separate projects.

    The first was a general harassment against a particular corporation.

    The second was a double pos takedown.

    In both cases, I found their work to exactly fit the needs I outlined in my mails, carried out quickly and professionally.

    I give them the best endorsement anyone can give a merc - a promise of repeat business.


    Thanks for the kind words, and we look forward to serving you again =)
    Faekurias
    The Dark Vanguard
    Sigma Grindset
    #30 - 2012-08-04 20:00:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Faekurias
    Good luck guys, however - you will probably have a hard time getting money out of this with that killboard.

    Suggest you offer a few cheapsies and freebies at wardec cost to build rep, experience and a fancy killboard.

    Either way, again, good luck.
    Bai Guang
    Root.
    #31 - 2012-08-04 20:36:04 UTC
    Faekurias wrote:
    Good luck guys, however - you will probably have a hard time getting money out of this with that killboard.

    Suggest you offer a few cheapsies and freebies at wardec cost to build rep, experience and a fancy killboard.

    Either way, again, good luck.


    Thanks! Not all the stuff we do however results in kills, but I do know what your talking about. We have made some good iskies though =)
    Ivoto
    A Blessed Bean
    Pandemic Horde
    #32 - 2012-08-05 00:23:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Ivoto
    Private Pineapple wrote:
    How much will it cost to hire your corporation to pod Bai Guang 17 times?

    25bil and you have a deal Big smile
    Damien Kirojo
    The Mucking Fuppets
    #33 - 2012-08-25 03:57:23 UTC
    They just completed a freighter escort contract for me. Excellent service! I was able to pick the op time and date and they showed up and we kicked off exactly on time. The job was done so swift and clean, everything went off without a snag. Reasonable rate and they even took my freighter escort another few jumps which wasn't in the contract agreement just to make sure I was safe. When even had a friendly chat on teamspeak afterwards just to hang out.

    Good group, I would definitely recommend them and I'll be using them in the future.

    Damien Kirojo
    CEO The Mucking Fuppets
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