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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#41 - 2012-06-02 16:34:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Akita T
@Sturmwolke: for normal and/or real people, obviously not. For the OP forum persona though, after him breaking all reasonable trolling standards, there was not much else left to "suggest"... LolTwistedLol

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#42 - 2012-06-02 16:44:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
I think I've done pretty well tonight. Before I started work, I bought a large bacon & cheese zinger meal from KFC, but I haven't opened the pepsi yet as I've been drinking coffee & water most of the night. I am however feeling really hungry at the moment & the only place I can get food that's close by (can't go too far away from the work site) is macdonalds.

I'm running through my options here, but I can't make an informed decision when I'm so hungry. Double quarter pounder with cheese, salad & water or crispy chicken deluxe & 20 nuggets?

EDIT: I did end up going to macdonalds, but being a sunday morning there was drunk idiots everywhere & I didn't want to stand with a bunch of people that couldn't form actual lines. I did observe them for awhile though & saw several scuffles occur due to said lack of queues. I think I will have to remain hungry until I get home, but by then I'll be too tired to make anything decent.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#43 - 2012-06-02 17:46:26 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I think I've done pretty well tonight. Before I started work, I bought a large bacon & cheese zinger meal from KFC, but I haven't opened the pepsi yet as I've been drinking coffee & water most of the night. I am however feeling really hungry at the moment & the only place I can get food that's close by (can't go too far away from the work site) is macdonalds.

I'm running through my options here, but I can't make an informed decision when I'm so hungry. Double quarter pounder with cheese, salad & water or crispy chicken deluxe & 20 nuggets?

EDIT: I did end up going to macdonalds, but being a sunday morning there was drunk idiots everywhere & I didn't want to stand with a bunch of people that couldn't form actual lines. I did observe them for awhile though & saw several scuffles occur due to said lack of queues. I think I will have to remain hungry until I get home, but by then I'll be too tired to make anything decent.


The best thing at KFC is the double down, it's like a chicken bacon burger with chicken for the bread Shocked

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Selinate
#44 - 2012-06-02 17:53:34 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I think I've done pretty well tonight. Before I started work, I bought a large bacon & cheese zinger meal from KFC, but I haven't opened the pepsi yet as I've been drinking coffee & water most of the night. I am however feeling really hungry at the moment & the only place I can get food that's close by (can't go too far away from the work site) is macdonalds.

I'm running through my options here, but I can't make an informed decision when I'm so hungry. Double quarter pounder with cheese, salad & water or crispy chicken deluxe & 20 nuggets?

EDIT: I did end up going to macdonalds, but being a sunday morning there was drunk idiots everywhere & I didn't want to stand with a bunch of people that couldn't form actual lines. I did observe them for awhile though & saw several scuffles occur due to said lack of queues. I think I will have to remain hungry until I get home, but by then I'll be too tired to make anything decent.


wtf is macdonalds?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2012-06-02 18:08:00 UTC
Selinate wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I think I've done pretty well tonight. Before I started work, I bought a large bacon & cheese zinger meal from KFC, but I haven't opened the pepsi yet as I've been drinking coffee & water most of the night. I am however feeling really hungry at the moment & the only place I can get food that's close by (can't go too far away from the work site) is macdonalds.

I'm running through my options here, but I can't make an informed decision when I'm so hungry. Double quarter pounder with cheese, salad & water or crispy chicken deluxe & 20 nuggets?

EDIT: I did end up going to macdonalds, but being a sunday morning there was drunk idiots everywhere & I didn't want to stand with a bunch of people that couldn't form actual lines. I did observe them for awhile though & saw several scuffles occur due to said lack of queues. I think I will have to remain hungry until I get home, but by then I'll be too tired to make anything decent.


wtf is macdonalds?


It's counterfeit McDonalds run out of Ireland

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Mallak Azaria
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#46 - 2012-06-02 18:17:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
Selinate wrote:
wtf is macdonalds?


We generally call it 'Maccas' for short. It's a chain of so-called restaurants that has mascots such as a burglar that steals everyones hamburgers but never gets fat & the pedophile that dresses like a clown & never got caught.

Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
The best thing at KFC is the double down, it's like a chicken bacon burger with chicken for the bread Shocked


We don't have that. I'll have to ask about it though.

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Selinate
#47 - 2012-06-02 18:29:20 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Selinate wrote:
wtf is macdonalds?


We generally call it 'Maccas' for short. It's a chain of so-called restaurants that has mascots such as a burglar that steals everyones hamburgers but never gets fat & the pedophile that dresses like a clown & never got caught.

Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
The best thing at KFC is the double down, it's like a chicken bacon burger with chicken for the bread Shocked


We don't have that. I'll have to ask about it though.


What?
Onyx Nyx
Trillium Invariant
Honorable Third Party
#48 - 2012-06-02 18:56:33 UTC
OP: http://i.imgur.com/Ut0Hj.jpg

You can thank me later.

I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more.

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Jon Engel
Machete Carbide
#49 - 2012-06-02 19:38:52 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I have this problem. I started putting on weight a couple of years ago, but that was to be expected since I ate Macdonalds every day & did very little excercise. Earlier this year I transferred to another site within my company & lost quite a lot of weight due to the sheer ammount of walking I have to do.

Then comes Easter. Naturally I ate a whole lot of chocolate & my gut ballooned. I thought the problem would go away just as it had before, but the weight keeps piling on & I can no longer see my willy when I look down. I feel that only the infinite wisdom of EVE-O posters can help me with this.



Smoke crack, I know a guy.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#50 - 2012-06-02 21:37:15 UTC
Jon Engel wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I have this problem. I started putting on weight a couple of years ago, but that was to be expected since I ate Macdonalds every day & did very little excercise. Earlier this year I transferred to another site within my company & lost quite a lot of weight due to the sheer ammount of walking I have to do.

Then comes Easter. Naturally I ate a whole lot of chocolate & my gut ballooned. I thought the problem would go away just as it had before, but the weight keeps piling on & I can no longer see my willy when I look down. I feel that only the infinite wisdom of EVE-O posters can help me with this.



Smoke crack, I know a guy.


Meth is cheaper and works better

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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#51 - 2012-06-03 04:45:23 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Jon Engel wrote:
Smoke crack, I know a guy.

Meth is cheaper and works better

Nicotine is even cheaper and also legal.

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Alara IonStorm
#52 - 2012-06-03 05:24:17 UTC
Akita T wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Jon Engel wrote:
Smoke crack, I know a guy.

Meth is cheaper and works better

Nicotine is even cheaper and also legal.

The minds of EVE Players are like...

Nothing... I have nothing to compare us too.

OP's gonna wind up an 80 pound corpse if he listens to our advice which is the average result of OOPE advice no matter the topic.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#53 - 2012-06-03 15:29:47 UTC
That reminds me, I need to go buy some smokes Big smile

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Selinate
#54 - 2012-06-03 18:43:41 UTC
Akita T wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Jon Engel wrote:
Smoke crack, I know a guy.

Meth is cheaper and works better

Nicotine is even cheaper and also legal.


Cheaper than meth? It might depend on where you go...
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#55 - 2012-06-03 19:23:52 UTC
Selinate wrote:
Akita T wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Jon Engel wrote:
Smoke crack, I know a guy.

Meth is cheaper and works better

Nicotine is even cheaper and also legal.


Cheaper than meth? It might depend on where you go...


Doesn't work 1/10th as good though P

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Benilopax
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#56 - 2012-06-04 02:33:47 UTC
Well the OP is trolling hard, but I personally have found the advice here excellent. I have trouble with my weight and I really want to knock it on the head this year before the damage becomes irreversible.

Not sure about the nicotine dependency tho...

...
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#57 - 2012-06-04 10:53:14 UTC
Benilopax wrote:
Well the OP is trolling hard, but I personally have found the advice here excellent. I have trouble with my weight and I really want to knock it on the head this year before the damage becomes irreversible.

Not sure about the nicotine dependency tho...


Except the suppository part (I am curious though), I was being honest about everything. Being bored at work made me post it in joke form because work can be seriously depressing, so I needed stuff to laugh at.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#58 - 2012-06-04 15:53:47 UTC
Benilopax wrote:
Well the OP is trolling hard, but I personally have found the advice here excellent. I have trouble with my weight and I really want to knock it on the head this year before the damage becomes irreversible.

Not sure about the nicotine dependency tho...


But it makes you look cool!

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#59 - 2012-06-04 16:34:04 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Benilopax wrote:
Well the OP is trolling hard, but I personally have found the advice here excellent. I have trouble with my weight and I really want to knock it on the head this year before the damage becomes irreversible.

Not sure about the nicotine dependency tho...


But it makes you look cool!


It really does.

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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#60 - 2012-06-04 17:05:49 UTC
Selinate wrote:
Akita T wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Jon Engel wrote:
Smoke crack, I know a guy.

Meth is cheaper and works better

Nicotine is even cheaper and also legal.

Cheaper than meth? It might depend on where you go...

Depending where you purchase it from (plenty of online resources in just about any country) and in what sized bottle, no-aroma e-liquid mixing base (preferably PG, or PG+VG mix) with 36 mg nicotine per milliliter (that's the nicotine equivalent of roughly 2 packs of cigarettes per milliliter) costs anywhere from 4 to 80 cents per milliliter. You can even find liquids with higher nicotine content. And if you do not care about vaping it, VG liquid is usually even cheaper than PG liquid.
And yes, you can actually get 6-10 cents per milliliter deals in the USA too if you get the larger bottles (300ml or larger on e-cig.com, for instance).
That's 2 cents for the equivalent nicotine in a whole cigarettes pack, or quite enough for one day's use.
Or, you know, single purchase, 20$ for one year's worth of e-liquid base (which you can mix with any flavour you want, if you decide to start vaping it instead of drinking it), but I think the shipping&handling costs are actually higher than the cost of the product itself.

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