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Where is our bikini ship wash bay CCP?

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Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#41 - 2011-10-04 20:51:08 UTC
I demand my Bikini!

And my Lingerie!

Viva french innovation, liberalism, capitalism, nudism and Blowjobs!

Viva the Gallente Federation!

Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!

Angel of Night
#42 - 2011-10-04 21:02:26 UTC
I would take her home and have some quality girl on girl time.

(if next poster is a guy, I will kick his nuts no matter what he has to say)
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#43 - 2011-10-05 00:04:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Alpheias
Asuka Solo wrote:
I demand my Bikini!

And my Lingerie!

Viva french innovation, liberalism, capitalism, nudism and Blowjobs!

Viva the Gallente Federation!



Wait.. you requ.. demand a blowjob?

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.

Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2011-10-05 00:14:19 UTC
Hand you a soapy bucket of water and a sponge and say 'get cleanin'

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Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#45 - 2011-10-05 04:44:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Asuka Solo
The gay bar is that way ->





Alpheias wrote:
Asuka Solo wrote:
I demand my Bikini!

And my Lingerie!

Viva french innovation, liberalism, capitalism, nudism and Blowjobs!

Viva the Gallente Federation!



Wait.. you requ.. demand a blowjob?


Indeed hunny. It aint against the EULA ;)

Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#46 - 2011-10-05 06:46:43 UTC
Nice that you removed that shirt. It's so unfair that Amarr aren't allowed to wear it...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Phekal Matters
Doomheim
#47 - 2011-10-05 09:55:04 UTC
Throw rocks and see if they bounce off the Botoxed skin.
Nel Gardier
Time Sync
#48 - 2011-10-05 10:31:10 UTC
Phekal Matters wrote:
Throw rocks and see if they bounce off the Botoxed skin.
Or pouty, plump, collagen injected lips.
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2011-10-05 11:31:03 UTC
Smile!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#50 - 2011-10-05 13:08:31 UTC
I can understand why you are your own postman. You make blind's eyes bleed.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#51 - 2011-10-05 15:04:21 UTC
It will be like the end of the HTFU video all over again.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

Trin Xi
#52 - 2011-10-08 06:24:36 UTC
Satav wrote:
What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?

Back away slowly so as not to startle the crazy man into attacking.

Post with someone else's main™.

Satav
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#53 - 2011-10-08 15:03:49 UTC
smile..... and ......... smile some more.
Deviana Sevidon
Jades Falcon Guards
#54 - 2011-10-08 15:05:46 UTC
Just stay there for a moment, while I grab a handgrenade.

....as if 10,058 Goon voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

Satav
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#55 - 2011-10-08 15:07:53 UTC
Deviana Sevidon wrote:
Just stay there for a moment, while I grab a handgrenade.


"Blessed be thy holy hand grenade!" Big smileBig smileBig smileBig smile
Satav
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#56 - 2011-10-10 17:33:13 UTC
all is fair in love and war.Big smile
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#57 - 2011-10-11 19:30:32 UTC
Chortle... I think that's the right word... yes, chortle.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.

La Rena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2011-10-11 20:26:51 UTC
not sure if to be happy to see boobs bigger then my ex, or freaked by the face of a cougar
Lindt Elgorriaga
Chocolate latex and leather Social Club
#59 - 2011-10-11 20:34:06 UTC
You look well...so many steroids??

Don't consider chocolate as a substitute of sex, consider it as a different pleasure... ...but that won't prevent you from being a pervert

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#60 - 2011-10-11 21:50:11 UTC
So, now I am thinking now of Elgorriaga chocolate with walnuts...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you