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101+ Signs you play too much eve...

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Jet Burns
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#1 - 2012-05-31 23:36:46 UTC
From your living room, you align to the garage and say, "Warp Drive Active", but fail to pass through the walls of the house.

You see your dog digging a hole in your yard, and wonder what he is mining, then you think about ways to gank him by surprise.

You pack your car for a trip, and think about your camping gear in terms of m3.

From your bedroom, you look at the door and wonder when CCP will allow you to open it.

In your car, you want to control click on the guy that just cut you off.

You see a stock market new report regarding Wall Street, and you wonder how the price of Tritanium is doing.

You sit in traffic slowly moving along, and think how this lag blows.

You have set your cell ring tone to the targeting sound.

You watch a nature special on the Discovery Channel about killer bees, and can't stop thinking of Goons.

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Marlona Sky
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-05-31 23:37:45 UTC
no
Jet Burns
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#3 - 2012-05-31 23:39:44 UTC

You talk to your Mom & Dad like you post in the forums, then wonder why they be hate'n on ya
Archimedes Eratosthenes
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2012-05-31 23:40:39 UTC
At night you dream of playing EvE.
Wilma Lawson
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-05-31 23:41:17 UTC
You mentally review a to do list in your head and try to sort by meta level.
Ayame Tao
#6 - 2012-05-31 23:46:50 UTC
Jet Burns wrote:
You see your dog digging a hole in your yard, and wonder what he is mining, then you think about ways to gank him by surprise.


I tried your recommendation.

Unfortunately, she's an Alsatian Rotweiller cross and now my face hurts.

You're getting my hospital bills buddy.
Gealbhan
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-05-31 23:47:18 UTC
You get stuck in traffic for an hour because of roadworks and then it hits you - it's Tuesday.
Darth Tickles
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-05-31 23:48:20 UTC
youre fat
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-05-31 23:59:01 UTC
You spent all of your spare time crying
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Cutter Isaacson
DEDSEC SAN FRANCISCO
#10 - 2012-06-01 00:08:41 UTC
When you realise this is at least the 300th time you have seen the exact same thread posted on GD.

























And there is never anything new in any of them.

"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination." Elim Garak.

Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#11 - 2012-06-01 00:16:00 UTC
Comb your face

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.

Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
#12 - 2012-06-01 00:18:20 UTC
When you realize you walk around the mall daily exposing yourself to people who are trying to eat in the lunch court and then scream at them how they are the parasites of the corporate machine adding nothing to society as you touch yourself, and after you get hauled away by cops you blame your bi-polar disorder and walk to do it again another day.

Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#13 - 2012-06-01 00:46:33 UTC
When you have a wake up nightmare, sweating like a pig, swearing and bitching about your stupid 2b Machariel loss for falling asleep in your chair...

Yeah, maybe I play too much.
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#14 - 2012-06-01 00:52:13 UTC
It probably is the 101st time I've seen this thread too. Roll

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.

Ituhata Saken
Killboard Padding Services
#15 - 2012-06-01 00:55:00 UTC
When you log off, and look around and realize your significant other left you and took the pets and most of the apartment furniture, and then you pick up the paper thats two weeks old on your porch because they canceleld your service for non-payment and open it up and see your obituary because your family has presumed you were dead.

All because you had to stay vigilant and dedicated during those reinforce timers. Straight

So close...

AFK Hauler
State War Academy
#16 - 2012-06-01 00:59:25 UTC
Cutter Isaacson wrote:
When you realise this is at least the 300th time you have seen the exact same thread posted on GD.


And there is never anything new in any of them.



Including this...
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#17 - 2012-06-01 01:00:11 UTC
Someone poses a problem to you in real life and the first solution that comes to mind involves lighting a cyno.
Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-06-01 01:00:50 UTC
When you have a serious conversation with someone about how "police and law is not meant to keep you safe, just provide consequences for others' actions".
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#19 - 2012-06-01 01:25:22 UTC
..you can't quit because you have accomplished so much, and don't want to 'waste' it.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.

Headerman1
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-06-01 01:36:32 UTC
... When you want to anchor POS guns on your front lawn to deter all those kids from walking over it
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