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What if Dogs could play Eve?
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Captain Muscles
Clan Farthammer
#1 - 2012-05-24 12:06:39 UTC
I was awakened early this morning. Though my head was swirling with rage and delirium as I grumbled and rolled off of the couch, I looked at my dog and was struck by a thought: "If you could play Eve with me, that would be like the coolest thing ever!" What would my dog do if she could play Eve? I mulled over the possibilities as we went out for a poop...


  • Take her favorite faction mods out to random safe spots and anchor them in secure containers...
  • Attempt to suicide gank every industrial ship she saw...
  • Try to destroy any other ship that came sniffing around in her ore...
  • Bark in corp chat several times a day until I took her out to scan every belt within 5 jumps, looking for the perfect place to jettison a can...
  • Stop licking my feet for five goddamned minutes...
  • Tackle mommy and orbit at 500 meters when she came home from her daily mission and then...
  • Ignore all my requests for assistance for the rest of the day.


All-in-all, maybe its a good thing my dog can't play Eve... and maybe I should go the **** back to sleep.
Laktos
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-05-24 16:22:14 UTC
******* lol! This was great.

"Tackle mommy and orbit at 500 meters when she came home from her daily mission and then... " <--- This is so my dog.

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masty
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#3 - 2012-05-24 16:27:15 UTC
Captain Muscles wrote:


as we went out for a poop...

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it's good to enjoy doing things together.... P
Luis Graca
#4 - 2012-05-25 09:44:26 UTC
Luis Graca
#5 - 2012-05-25 09:45:12 UTC
Next time train it better Cool
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-05-25 14:58:41 UTC
That might not be such a bad approach to EVE. Smile Hyperactive, territorially defensive, aggressive by reflex. Dog Fu-- kind of like Shaolin tiger style, mantis style, monkey style, etc.
Jezs
This is not the corporation you are looking for
#7 - 2012-05-25 15:33:05 UTC
Luis Graca wrote:
You mean something like this ?

Dogs don't fly falcons
Luis Graca
#8 - 2012-05-25 20:34:37 UTC
They do now
ReptilesBlade
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-05-30 08:51:10 UTC
They already do. They are called Goons.
Gally Alita
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-05-30 18:02:00 UTC
I'm a cat person.