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The Apostle
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-10-04 21:23:31 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
So Goons start a war on ice miners.

Ice miners continue to mine. (idiots!!)

Goons win.

Goons start a war in the forum.

So we tackle mindless, nonsensical trolling. (Hey, I'm a sucker for this as much as the next man)

Goons win.


ffs. Put the Macks away, turn off the "Goon hate macro" button on the keyboard away and ignore them. Totally. Do not bite. Do not fall for the trolls.

Post happy thoughts, poetry quotes and say nice things to EVERYONE.

But ignore EVERY Goon.

They'll leave. Eventually.

/me terminates all Goon conversations as of now. (set sig (care factor == 0))


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[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2011-10-04 21:28:12 UTC
hi apostle

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2011-10-04 21:28:26 UTC
nice thread you've got here

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#4 - 2011-10-04 21:29:02 UTC
would be a wonderful place for me to post, just gonna set up a cozy little tent here and set up shop

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#5 - 2011-10-04 21:30:31 UTC
do you think it's ironic that after posting you weren't going to post about goons, you posted about goons then attached your signature that is also about goons

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Nephilius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-10-04 21:32:44 UTC
What goons? Were you referring to toons? I am assuming that was a typo! :)
"If."
Duncan Kennedy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-10-04 21:36:13 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
nice thread you've got here


It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#8 - 2011-10-04 21:37:31 UTC
I too open forum threads about goons to show the world how much I ignore them and inspire others to do the same.
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#9 - 2011-10-04 21:40:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Baby ChuChu
And now, a short haiku:

Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.
Rhaegor Stormborn
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2011-10-04 21:40:43 UTC
Goons win because of this thread.
Generals4
#11 - 2011-10-04 21:43:00 UTC
what's a Goon?

_-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. _
Atrum Veneficus
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2011-10-04 21:47:58 UTC
I need more hulks and mackinaws in belts...

So i can get iskies to my toonies to buy some mommies.
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Am I doing it right? That's valid pubbie speak isn't it?
Da Reverend
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2011-10-04 21:52:01 UTC
Generals4 wrote:
what's a Goon?


I think its a derogetory term agains people of c......... nvm
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#14 - 2011-10-04 21:54:22 UTC
Large Collidable Object wrote:
I too open forum threads about goons to show the world how much I ignore them and inspire others to do the same.


Beat me to it.
luZk
Fivrelde Corp
#15 - 2011-10-04 21:55:01 UTC
Good job ignoring those goons by making a post on forums about them and how much you ignore them,

http://i.imgur.com/1dl4DM6.jpg
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2011-10-04 21:57:56 UTC
I demand piggybacks.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Verlai
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2011-10-04 21:58:13 UTC
Atrum Veneficus wrote:
Am I doing it right? That's valid pubbie speak isn't it?


you forgot about the smarties you'll be using
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2011-10-04 22:01:28 UTC
Apostle at least you got to learn about time zones. You've come away from this experience a more enlightened person than you were before. Honestly you should be thanking us.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
The Apostle
Doomheim
#19 - 2011-10-04 22:16:04 UTC
Large Collidable Object wrote:
I too open forum threads about goons to show the world how much I ignore them and inspire others to do the same.

I see your point but we need to genuinely change from an ethos that "Resistance is futile" and turn it into "No resistance is maddening."

Of course anything against a Goon will attract Goons, they can't resist, I knew that when I posted.

But this post isn't for Goons. They're just a ratbag minority and are ******* everything up for everyone. Let's stop making them feel like they matter.

As I said, we have only ourselves to blame. Including me.

As OP, this thread is simply to highlight that I have run out of red cordial.

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
Psychophantic
#20 - 2011-10-04 22:24:10 UTC
More goons spergin.

They're like those dorks at school who are all bravado in a group but are timid and insecure on their own. At least they're working their social issues out in game rather than becoming clock tower snipers.
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