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Surviving the goons

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gibboZA
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#161 - 2011-10-04 21:08:53 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:


Every war needs cannon fodder. Those too stupid to be anything but be a bullet magnet.

Looks like that's you. Both on the forum and in the game.

Mr Epeen Cool


Can you please stop signing every post you pretentious muppet

gibboZACool
Guillaume LeConquerant
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#162 - 2011-10-04 21:10:10 UTC

I'm pretty peeved that I was writing a good Eve Online story, only to be interrupted by pesky ice mining covetors and chest beating hulks (they're all dead btw).

Now I've lost my inspiration and I don't have any witty comebacks.
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#163 - 2011-10-04 21:11:40 UTC
who needs a witty comeback when you can type the first thing you think of and mash the reply button Cool

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~
Guillaume LeConquerant
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#164 - 2011-10-04 21:13:35 UTC

And this is what passes for "Good posting" in Goonswarm Federation.

How I weep...
Duncan Kennedy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#165 - 2011-10-04 21:13:47 UTC
Guillaume LeConquerant wrote:

I'm pretty peeved that I was writing a good Eve Online story, only to be interrupted by pesky ice mining covetors and chest beating hulks (they're all dead btw).

Now I've lost my inspiration and I don't have any witty comebacks.


I'm pretty peeved you were writing an Eve Online story.
Drago Palermus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#166 - 2011-10-04 21:15:03 UTC
Duncan Kennedy wrote:
Guillaume LeConquerant wrote:

I'm pretty peeved that I was writing a good Eve Online story, only to be interrupted by pesky ice mining covetors and chest beating hulks (they're all dead btw).

Now I've lost my inspiration and I don't have any witty comebacks.


I'm pretty peeved you were writing an Eve Online story that wasn't slashfic.


fixed that for you
Guillaume LeConquerant
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#167 - 2011-10-04 21:17:34 UTC

You didn't let me finish.

I was about to write about the deep space tentacle monster.. slowly squeezing my ships control surfaces.. how even though I was trying to get away it kept pulling me back...
Duncan Kennedy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#168 - 2011-10-04 21:18:27 UTC
Guillaume LeConquerant wrote:

You didn't let me finish.

I was about to write about the deep space tentacle monster.. slowly squeezing my ships control surfaces.. how even though I was trying to get away it kept pulling me back...


You're talking about the metaphorical deep space tentacle monster of suicide gank enjoyment, right?

(Please be talking about the metaphorical deep space tentacle monster.)
Guillaume LeConquerant
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#169 - 2011-10-04 21:19:19 UTC

I was thinking about your sister actually
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#170 - 2011-10-04 21:20:29 UTC
:iceburn:

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#171 - 2011-10-04 21:21:04 UTC
Infinimo wrote:
who needs a witty comeback when you can type the first thing you think of and mash the reply button Cool


this is what i do pretty much

just turns out the first thing i think of is usally pretty good

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#172 - 2011-10-04 21:23:13 UTC
Guillaume LeConquerant wrote:

the deep space tentacle monster.. slowly squeezing my ships control surfaces.. how even though I was trying to get away it kept pulling me back...


We call him the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you're good you get to touch his meatball.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#173 - 2011-10-04 21:24:21 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
Guillaume LeConquerant wrote:

the deep space tentacle monster.. slowly squeezing my ships control surfaces.. how even though I was trying to get away it kept pulling me back...


We call him the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you're good you get to touch his meatball.


unlike this guy who should probably just throw out the first thing he thinks

and the second, and the third, and so on

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#174 - 2011-10-04 21:26:15 UTC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Pirates_and_global_warming
goons literally saving the planet ITT

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#175 - 2011-10-04 21:33:52 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
Weaselior wrote:
the last two times you crowed over things you got all your buddies smartbombed,



I got them smart-bombed? You mean this whole Gallente Ice interdiction campaign is because of me? You have no one scouting the belts looking for miners? No that's post-hoc reasoning.

What I am impressed with is the amount of attention I am getting, both here and in the game. All those accounts watching me spin. All these trolls trying to get under my skin. Don't you have anything better to do?


"We never wanted to mine that ice anyway."

Stopping people from mining ice is the entire point of the operation.

Again, "op success" on their part, confirmed by you.

I do enjoy all your little back-peddles and sidesteps by the way.

I especially liked how you posted screenshots of "successful mining" with a "defense fleet"
I really liked the part where, predictably, the miners were ganked.

Please keep up the most excellent work

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Eric Xallen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#176 - 2011-10-04 21:43:15 UTC
Survive goons, go mine hydrogen. Only people they should be catching after this much publicity are bots.
Archy Mayaki
Doomheim
#177 - 2011-10-04 21:47:27 UTC
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#178 - 2011-10-04 21:50:29 UTC
Ptraci tell us more about the sooper seekrit in-game channel 'gonegalt'

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#179 - 2011-10-04 22:14:55 UTC
ya'll got hazed

deal with it

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Trusty Jutspezic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#180 - 2011-10-04 22:36:52 UTC
I disagree that you can't heavily tank a mack. We blew up a pair of macks yesterday that were rolling around fit like this.

[Mackinaw, funicro's Mackinaw]
Co-Processor II
Damage Control II

Invulnerability Field II
Magnetic Scattering Amplifier II
Medium Subordinate Screen Stabilizer I
Supplemental Thermal Barrier Emitter

Ice Harvester II
Ice Harvester II

Medium Core Defence Field Extender I
Medium Core Defence Field Extender I

Gets you 20k EHP with all fives, only takes a %3 powergrid implant to fit.