Crime & Punishment

Posts in C&P seem to be lacking quality nowadays, so I thought I would get the ball rolling and leave a nice little theft story that happened a few weeks ago. Also please leave any tales of your own.

So I logged on early late evening into our wormholr to do a bit of scanning, many find an exit and get some fuel and loot in, little did I know what the EVE gods had In store for me.

I found our static wormhole after a few minutes and a couple of corp mates are idling on TS at this point. I decide to go exploring and hop in and see 6 or so towers on Dscan, most caldari large towers, but I pick up one amarr small tower and a nidhoggur on Dscan. So I warp around for a little while and eventually find this amarr pos and find the nidhoggur floating inside the pos unpiloted. Now, that wasn't the interesting part, the pos had no defences at all. So I speak up on TS and see if anyone is bored enough to help me incap this pos, I get a yes from a dread pilot and we get the Moros on the pos at 0 and go into siege and start shooting. We start joking around wondering how many officer mods we will get from killing this all whilst knowing that this pos will go into reinforced. So it gets to 30% and he cycles red, hits 27%, then 26%... Then 25% we are thinking it wil go into reinforced after another volley.

It never went into reinforced.

We become more excited that school kids that have eaten too much sugar as we know we will get a nidhoggur kill. (didn't steal it as it would have collapsed the hole, with the dread aswell). So the tower goes down and we start dropping this nidhoggur, so I switch to the corp hanger. That goes pop and a few centum a-type mods drop and I thought it was better than nothing. Then the dread volleys a ship maint array and out pops a Phoenix. So another free kill... I start shooting the last ship maint array, dread locks it and pops it and both of our games freeze for a second....

Close to 30 tengus, 15 or so lokis, few cynabals and basilisks all drop.

We are shitting our pants at this point so we both log alts on that can fly tengus and lokis and start grabbing them all, nearly all of them are faction/dead space fit. We get all of the ships bar the dread out the whole as the owner of the logs in, In his manticore. He starts raging hardcore in local and says he will collapse our WH with a freighter. The WH is critical mass at this point so I and few corp mates are on the other side in our newly acquired t3's ready to pop this guy should he jump in, the dread lands on the whole to find this freighter sat there, so he doesn't want to risk singing so he starts lighting him up, unfortunately he warped off (no point on dread and we didn't want to risk collapsing the hole.) so the dread jumps back through collapsing the hole leaving us to enjoy our spoils.

TL;DR

We find WH with undefended POS, pop it, kill a nidhoggur, steal 30 tengus and 15 lokis and **** off the locals and go home.

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@OP, Link the KMs?

Nice story. Saw the KM's from the maintenance arrays. No way to really verify the stolen T3's, but it at least makes the tale total awesomesauce. Gj taking the ships from those undeserving people who can't be bothered to Stront their friggen tower. Why the hell did they have a Nid and all those T3's in a small tower anyways? Darwinism at it's best.

Mind = blown.

Everyone got butthurt over this and I never knew why, like you said I just bought a new one the next day.

This thread is mos def deserving of a non-sarcastic "Cool story bro".

I stole some stuff from these guys - crime

I stole it from retards that leave it in an unstronted small amarr pos... - punishment