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RvB - Land of ~elite~ PvP
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#81 - 2012-05-28 19:16:31 UTC
StarVoyager Odunen wrote:
For anyone who might be living under a chunk of Veldspar in Chribba's sex pen


Hey! He got us premium cable AND private chefs. Life was good Bear

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Mourning Souls
Minmatar Republic
#82 - 2012-05-28 19:41:38 UTC
Since when do we teach? And since when are we elite?

We shoot things. We have fun doing so. We don't worry about standings, moons, capitals or anything else like that. We shoot things, that's our sole purpose.

Whether or not we do it "right" doesn't matter as long as we have fun.
Lyron-Baktos
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#83 - 2012-05-28 19:42:57 UTC
way to hate on noob corps. There are some kids out in the playground, want to go out there and bully them?
MotherMoon
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#84 - 2012-05-28 19:47:48 UTC  |  Edited by: MotherMoon
StarVoyager Odunen wrote:
Metal Icarus wrote:
StarVoyager Odunen wrote:
Really the only good thing RvB is good for is for giving me cheap targets who can be guaranteed upon to fly badly, fit badly, and die in a blazing fire.


Some of them learn to PVP ok, but other than that, why complain?


Because the point of RvB is purported to be training noobs how to P V P but instead it sets them up to fail.


someone cares to much about other people playing a video game a different way than them.

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Relentless Jim
Resurgent Prophetiae
#85 - 2012-05-28 19:55:40 UTC
Dear OP,

As aleady mentioned by some of my colleagues, we neither think we are elite, nor do we take ourselves seriously. We just like to have some fun.

I'm not sure why you are so mad at us, but is there anything we can do to help rectify this? Would you like a free massage? Maybe a box of chocolates? I imagine someone has already provided you with a complimentary box of tissues so you can wipe away those sweet little tears. How about a free pony screensaver?

Maybe if you pop in an app to us, we can accept you and show you that we are all fine chaps and we just like violencing pixel spaceships. You never know, you might enjoy it. Obviously you might hate it, but I'm sure you will let everyone on the forums know about this by writing in your very lucid and comprehensive style.

Kindest regards,
Jim

P.S. - I know it maybe too soon, but I think I love you and would like to have children with you
Darian Reymont
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#86 - 2012-05-28 20:05:01 UTC
Confirming that I wear a top hat.

Former E-UNI Director, station pilot and snoob. https://twitter.com//DarianReymont
Mourning Souls
Minmatar Republic
#87 - 2012-05-28 20:07:27 UTC
This talk of top hats, I WANT ONE!

CCP! A new item is required in the NEX store.
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#88 - 2012-05-28 23:32:30 UTC
To anyone who thinks they're 1337 PvPers I say: Please dec RvB: Nothing is as much much as "GIANT PURPLE BLOBS OF DOOM!" (tm)

To anyone who does not think of themselves as 1337 pvpers (this includes bitter 0.0 vets): please join RvB, if only on an alt, to experience the fun that is no commitment, instant pvp.
Vincent Death
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#89 - 2012-05-28 23:48:54 UTC
Our fits are not bad, just difficult to understand.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#90 - 2012-05-28 23:51:56 UTC
MotherMoon wrote:
StarVoyager Odunen wrote:
Metal Icarus wrote:
StarVoyager Odunen wrote:
Really the only good thing RvB is good for is for giving me cheap targets who can be guaranteed upon to fly badly, fit badly, and die in a blazing fire.


Some of them learn to PVP ok, but other than that, why complain?


Because the point of RvB is purported to be training noobs how to P V P but instead it sets them up to fail.


someone cares to much about other people playing a video game a different way than them.


Hello corpy! Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
shortattenionsp
Doomheim
#91 - 2012-05-29 00:34:57 UTC
We love guys like you in RvB.

Normally you join us and start chatting about your "null experience" and undock in a nice shiny T2 ship hoping to pwn some noobs in rifters. Within about 15 mins you are normally mobbed and killed by said 10 rifters, then realise you can't actually fly your ship for **** and don't know anything about "pvp" beyond shooting a primary or camping a gate. Normally you guys lose a couple of hacs or a cynabal or something then leave lol. Guaranteed this happens a couple of times a week.
MotherMoon
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#92 - 2012-05-29 01:35:52 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
MotherMoon wrote:
StarVoyager Odunen wrote:
Metal Icarus wrote:
StarVoyager Odunen wrote:
Really the only good thing RvB is good for is for giving me cheap targets who can be guaranteed upon to fly badly, fit badly, and die in a blazing fire.


Some of them learn to PVP ok, but other than that, why complain?


Because the point of RvB is purported to be training noobs how to P V P but instead it sets them up to fail.


someone cares to much about other people playing a video game a different way than them.


Hello corpy! Big smile


WOAH mind blown, can't wait to see you ingame when my laptop gets fixed : )

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Marlona Sky
State War Academy
Caldari State
#93 - 2012-05-29 01:40:04 UTC
I like RvB. OP needs to shut his pie hole.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#94 - 2012-05-29 01:41:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
MotherMoon wrote:

WOAH mind blown, can't wait to see you ingame when my laptop gets fixed : )


Hooray! Another forum friend to play with Big smile


shortattenionsp wrote:
We love guys like you in RvB.

Normally you join us and start chatting about your "null experience" and undock in a nice shiny T2 ship hoping to pwn some noobs in rifters. Within about 15 mins you are normally mobbed and killed by said 10 rifters, then realise you can't actually fly your ship for **** and don't know anything about "pvp" beyond shooting a primary or camping a gate. Normally you guys lose a couple of hacs or a cynabal or something then leave lol. Guaranteed this happens a couple of times a week.


Harro faceless alt... I just have 1 thing to say to you....

http://i47.tinypic.com/13z0101.jpg

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Leisen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#95 - 2012-05-29 01:55:53 UTC
StarVoyager Odunen wrote:
Really the only good thing RvB is good for is for giving me cheap targets who can be guaranteed upon to fly badly, fit badly, and die in a blazing fire.


Well, I'm sold. Time to join RvB.
AllUrIskRBelongToMeToo
NuclearSpaceFishCapitalism
#96 - 2012-05-29 05:40:43 UTC
Lyron-Baktos wrote:
way to hate on noob corps. There are some kids out in the playground, want to go out there and bully them?



Its what fuels hulkageddon, so why not rvbgeddon? people want to whine and cry about someone doing something they enjoy, THEY MUST KILL IT!!! How dare other people have fun in eve but an 'elite' few!!!!!
AllUrIskRBelongToMeToo
NuclearSpaceFishCapitalism
#97 - 2012-05-29 05:42:47 UTC
Vincent Death wrote:
Our fits are not bad, just difficult to understand.



So what you are saying is that RvB 'noobs' intergrate some of Sun Tzu's teachings, by being formless, dark and difficult to comprehend in your actions. QuestionLol

Guess Sun Tzu was noob?
Catalyst XI
Catalytic Holdings
#98 - 2012-05-29 06:51:10 UTC
So to sum up what probably happened to op: OP is one of those guys that joins RvB with the intention of "pwning noobs" in their shiny ship, only to undock and fly around for a bit, then have a 30+ fleet of "**** fit frigs" land on him, totally destroying him and then getting humiliated by having the killmail of his ship flung around the various rvb channels for thinking it was a good idea to fly a shiny that isn't a frig, solo in RvBland.

After said humiliation, op comes to forums to vent his frustration for being such a dumbass, then in the conclusion of his lolrant he admits in the last line that he is in fact still part of rvb (to shoot fail fit frigs) despite saying its the worst corp in all of eve. Hmmmm Seems op is a little hypocritical?

Even though OP is an idiot, i must say, great job getting us all this free publicity on the EVE-O forums! :D really we dont get enough representation in GD, probably because were all too busy pewpewing each other to bother with posting on the forums.

So THANKS OP! :)

-CXI

p.s JOIN RvB today, we want your fail fit rifters :)
Mangala Solaris
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
#99 - 2012-05-29 08:16:03 UTC
Darian Reymont wrote:
Confirming that I wear a top hat.


Tell Kelduum to push for one, i'll spend my (free)aurum on it.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#100 - 2012-05-29 09:13:50 UTC
I think RvB would be a hella lot of fun.

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