Intergalactic Summit

Previously, as reported by Gutter Press, top Ushra'Khan pilot Kazzzi was Abducted and Experimented upon by Blood Raider Covenant forces !

Today, news reaches Gutter Press, that Kazzzi is to become a parent, with one of the Covenant extremists, possibly a blonde Udorian, carrying his child !

Reactions to this news from Ushra'Khan included the comments:
"oh god, no!"
"what? how is that even possible?"

We asked a Federal politician if this sort of thing would risk compromising Ushra'Khan's integrity and reputation as a Defender of Freedom. Their response was:
"What ? I don't know, all capsule pilots are a bit weird."

An Amarr militia pilot had this to say:
"Kazzzi is an idiot. So's Synthia. It shows the Minmatar Extremists will just hop into bed with anyone that opposes the Empire, regardless of who or what they are. Figuratively and Literally in this case."

Covenant pilots responded positively to the news:
"It Is Written" said one.
"Kazzzi still needs a haircut and shave if you ask me. Otherwise he's alright, I guess."

Rumours indicate the child may be called after Dano Gheinok, the Amarr prophet, and that the child would "lead the Sani Sabik to Freedom".

Amazing !

Tis true.

Guess who's idea it was

It is times like these that one wishes they could find words of wisdom and guidance, to provide a truly deep, prophetic statement that provokes thought and evolution. After much deliberation, my final draft is:

"Huh."

You can't have nice things because Kazzzi, whom Im not even certain is even in U'K and is in any case not involved with you in any way, and Sythetic Cultist, AKA Synthia, a sani sabik constructed-lifeform spacenun, are having a child?

I would love to know the logic behind that.

I know at least one heart that wants you.

But no, Tiberious was asking about the logic behind the statement Bai'xao was making.

This Article Is Inaccurate.

I am Not Udorian.

I bet someone poked a hole in the space-condom! Naughty-naughty!