EVE Alliance Tournament Discussion

That reminds me of an entirely true story.

There was once a kid my mates and i all took the **** out of at school - he was fat, ginger, possibly had learning difficulties and a propensity for telling outlandish lies. sometimes it felt the only reason we even bothered coming in to school was to take the **** out of him.

One day he held a alliance tournament, and let us join in because we were relevant. we rigged it for lulz and rubbed it in his face. What the hell was he going to do to us? he was a fat ginger ******.

Next year he ran a tournament and let us join in again. We decided to take the **** out of him again because it was hilarious he kept letting us. Unfortunately we held a secret meeting in his treehouse to discuss ******* him over - he saw us (possibly because it was his treehouse and it was in his garden) and didn't let us join in, so we cried endlessly about it and told everybody we met how horrible and unfair it was, and how terribly hurt our feelings were, and how we were too relevant not to be part of the fun.

People paid lip-service to us, they commiserated and promised never to forget how shoddily the fat ginger bast had treated us, but secretly they couldn't give a flying ****. Not because we cheated, not because they held any particular opinion about us, but because our procrastination and faux-outrage were a bit whiny.

true story.