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An end to hulkageddon and the beginning of armageddon.

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Sumthing sumthing Darkside
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-05-27 10:06:03 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMqHJrdXj0s

Revel in your own orgasmic glory, bathe in its prize.
One finds that the putrid worms that gank miners in high sec stay docked or cloaked more than care bears, Come at them with a formidable foe than they scatter like the cockroaches that they are.
There is a disturbance in the force, the powers that be would manipulate you into thinking that the annihilation of legions of hulks is for the betterment of mankind, even have you believe that the ulterior motive is to raise the prices of minerals for their own profit.
No the truth behind the flames that burn your own hands is far more grand and majestic.
Those that are old as time grow tired and weak, the sands of time trickle away, the universe is breaking free of their grasp and slipping beyond their reach.
Futile attempts have been made to regain the power that once made them mighty, without a foe of balance to measure against their victories are empty and unfulfilling.
The roar of the battle cry meets nothing but empty ears and dead space, echoes of laugher shrivel their genitals into useless husks and their pride hides behind the actions of others from the past.
When you truly obtain the power of immortality what is there left to do,death is not an option for the immortal...walk into the fire and thou shall know the truth, this truly is the end of days and everything must burn.
The behemoth is awake.
War is not coming it is already here, and those that have won the prize of immortality seek to retire the gods and turn the universe to ash.
Plans have been set in motion to see you lose interest in this life.
Curl up and die and New Eden will truly have a winner, one of depraved immorality and the goals of mankind will be lost forever.
Seek those that fight for the very survival of the things we know and you shall be saved.
Enligten the ignorant and bring light to the darkness.
Pray not on the powerless muse that sings you pretty songs and skips a jig around your table,thrusting your manhood deep into his ear rendering him deaf.
Instead enjoy the music and feast on the meat before you.
Empower the weak,drive the chaos back to null, mark your borders and boundaries stake and protect your claim, then and only then can you frolic in glory.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#2 - 2012-05-27 10:09:55 UTC
tl; dr

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#3 - 2012-05-27 10:11:43 UTC
The hell was that laugh?

"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#4 - 2012-05-27 11:02:40 UTC
Nobody reads these diatribes, they're just too long for this forum's attention span.
Everyone has decided that you're too lazy to pick an actually innovative name.
Vengeance isn't going to come in the form of semi-literate rants
Ever think that this sort of post eggs on the very people you want to dissuade.
Really, it's ridiculous.
Go ahead and let this account lapse.
Ordinarily, I wouldn't spend this much time
No matter, it's 4 AM and I'm wired, so I'll have to just drink massive amounts of caffeine.
Nap time's gonna be really important for me.
Anyway, your idea of killing the gankers before they strike might have some merit if you time it right, but
Gankers are here to stay, that's the magic of EvE
I still haven't skilled up an alt, but now that HAG might be permanent, I
Very well may do just like
Everybody getting paid to kill Hulks is going to be great for you miners willing to risk
Your ship in the treacherous reaches of Nullsec
Overall, I wish you were better at communicating your desires
Up till now, few people have bothered with unrelated youtube videos, but you've bucked the trend
Up till now, nobody's griefed the gankers in the forums, their home territory.
Please read only the first letter of each line.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
EvEa Deva
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-05-27 11:14:03 UTC
+1 Family Guy name

-1 Way too long

Vinn Kelsier
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-05-27 11:15:46 UTC
And the point is?
Lustralis
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-05-27 11:35:26 UTC
Can anyone summarise? I can't be bothered to read it. Bear
Kiteo Hatto
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-05-27 11:37:23 UTC
Slightly hard to read OP......break the text up a wee bit :P
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#9 - 2012-05-27 11:45:10 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
Nobody reads these diatribes, they're just too long for this forum's attention span.
Everyone has decided that you're too lazy to pick an actually innovative name.
Vengeance isn't going to come in the form of semi-literate rants
Ever think that this sort of post eggs on the very people you want to dissuade.
Really, it's ridiculous.
Go ahead and let this account lapse.
Ordinarily, I wouldn't spend this much time
No matter, it's 4 AM and I'm wired, so I'll have to just drink massive amounts of caffeine.
Nap time's gonna be really important for me.
Anyway, your idea of killing the gankers before they strike might have some merit if you time it right, but
Gankers are here to stay, that's the magic of EvE
I still haven't skilled up an alt, but now that HAG might be permanent, I
Very well may do just like
Everybody getting paid to kill Hulks is going to be great for you miners willing to risk
Your ship in the treacherous reaches of Nullsec
Overall, I wish you were better at communicating your desires
Up till now, few people have bothered with unrelated youtube videos, but you've bucked the trend
Up till now, nobody's griefed the gankers in the forums, their home territory.
Please read only the first letter of each line.
Actually that was the first thing I did. It never pays off. The one time it does, I get rickrolled.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Spurty
#10 - 2012-05-27 11:45:58 UTC
Individuals would sooner die a whole heap of times and then give up and play a different game, than either try to organize a movement or join one.

That's the difference between casual and fanatic.

Fanatics are all pooling up

Casuals spreading out (and apparently leaving)

Currently, for every one casual lost, a Fanatic subs.

Business is good as it looks like an infinite pool of fanatics

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

Built by CCP
Ammzi
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#11 - 2012-05-27 13:56:13 UTC
When people say use paragraphs to simplify and make it easier to read.
Yeah, you took that one step too far.
AFK Hauler
State War Academy
#12 - 2012-05-27 14:09:38 UTC
Oh look, it's not about the UI...

Still didn't read it - too long.
CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
#13 - 2012-05-27 14:17:14 UTC
Please do not open multiple threads about the same topic.

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