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Goonageddon

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The Mytanni
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-05-26 13:39:22 UTC
The goons ( and The Mittani in particular ), have made many peoples EVE lives harder then they normally would be and in fact for a lot of people, it's even made it impossible to continue playing the game like they want.

The Mittani has promised lots and lots of ISK, to the top gankers during Hulkageddon.
The Mittani is using his influence to change the game the way HE likes it.
The Mittani now actually stated the POSSIBILITY, that he might want to make Hulkagedddon permanent.

But lets take a closer look at what power mister Mittani actually has shall we?
1) He has a lot of ISK, meaning he can promise people lots of ISK, for doing certain things for him.
2) He has a big alliance, which to a lot of people makes them attractive to join.

So looking at it this way, it isn't hard to think that in 3 maybe 4 years, everybody is either gonna be a Goon, or will indirectly be working for them.

Time to put a stop to that.

I've decided that the best way to hurt the Goons, is by doing the exact same thing they do.
So, i have decided to turn the great amounts of real life money i have, into great amounts of ISK.
I will buy GTC's and PLEX, till i have enough ISK to pay for this and trust me, i actually do have the real life financial power to do this.

Here is the plan:
100 Billion ISK for the alliance with the most Goon kills.
80 Billion ISK for the corporation with the most Goon kills ( note: this corporation is the highest ranked corporation, that is not and has not been a member of the highest ranking alliance, during Goonageddon )
40 Billion ISK for the number 1 ranking player
25 Billion ISK for the number 2 ranking player
10 Billion ISK for the number 3 ranking player
2 Billion isk for numbers 4 to 10.
3 Billion ISK for each player who ganked a POS un Goonswarm Federation null sec space ( only the top 10 damage dealers in each POS gank get the ISK )
1 Billion ISK for each player who ganked The Mittani each time he's ganked ( only the top 10 damage dealers in each Mittani gank get the ISK )

And as a top stunt, i will offer the alliance that manages to drive Goonswarm Federation out of null sec completely, another 100 Billion ISK, even if that alliance is the top alliance already.


A few rules of engagement:
If you have been a member of Goonswarm Federation in the past 6 months before Goonageddon starts, you will NOT get any ISK.

ISK will be awarded NO MORE then 1 month after Goonageddon ends, this will ensure that i have all the correct date, to decide the winners.

Either suicide ganking or war deccing is allowed.

Alliances and corporations that were already at war with Goonswarm Federation, are automatically included in the list.


Goonageddon starts June 15 2012, right after server restart and lasts until August 12 2012, right before server restart.

I wish everybody the best of luck and good hunting.


P.S. Yes, this I AM serious, yes i WILL deliver on my promise, just like The Mittani himself does.
Gorki Andropov
I Dn't Knw Wht You Wnt Bt I Cn't Gve It Anymre
#2 - 2012-05-26 13:40:05 UTC
You've got a purty mouth, boy.
Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
#3 - 2012-05-26 13:41:04 UTC
Those lips...
The Mytanni
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-05-26 13:42:26 UTC
lol, it´s intentional :P
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#5 - 2012-05-26 14:13:22 UTC
lol youll be paying out to a lotta Goon alts
mains even

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Selinate
#6 - 2012-05-26 14:21:30 UTC
so you're going to crash the plex market, and troll thousands of Eve players just to get the goons?

HYPOCRISY!
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-05-26 14:24:25 UTC
It would be my honor to act as third party in this noble crusade.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Ten Bulls
Sons of Olsagard
#8 - 2012-05-26 14:25:44 UTC
Chriba to hold the loot till payout ?
Rellik B00n
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-05-26 14:28:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Rellik B00n
PRO-TIP: SAVE YOUR ISK

want to kill goons?

open corporation
open wars
current wars
check the box the says "ally or assistance request"
find someone that goons have decced
offer assist
[Of a request for change ask: Who Benefits?](https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=199765)
Xavier Holtzman
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#10 - 2012-05-26 14:28:38 UTC
Ok Goons.....dust off those alts and go get some isk!

I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities. I have something of value to contribute to this mission if only they would realize it. - Bill Frug
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#11 - 2012-05-26 14:28:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Virgil Travis
OP looks like a pantomime Dame. Seems legit.

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Snow Burst
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-05-26 14:31:08 UTC
interesting... but no not everyone will be goon or working for them. remember BoB or the original GS or NC? they all failed

There Is A 90% Chance All Of What You Just Read Is Wrong, Inaccurate Or Just Me Being Controversial In Some Way. Or By Some Chance It's Completely Right In Every Way... At Least To Me :3
Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-05-26 14:35:15 UTC
I too have a blank cheque, please do things.
corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
#14 - 2012-05-26 14:35:56 UTC  |  Edited by: corestwo
Rellik B00n wrote:
PRO-TIP: SAVE YOUR ISK

want to kill goons?

open corporation
open wars
current wars
check the box the says "ally or assistance request"
find someone that goons have decced
offer assist


onos, if enough people join against us on highsec wars we'll lose all our space and stuff!



or not.



what's the point of the op again?

This post was crafted by a member of the GoonSwarm Federation Economic Cabal, the foremost authority on Eve: Online economics and gameplay.

fofofo
MountainDewistheBestSoda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-05-26 14:51:22 UTC
Have Chribba hold the isk or no one will care.
Gealbhan
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-05-26 15:13:27 UTC
I am neither for nor against the Goons.They pay their 15 bucks a month or Isk > plex whatever like everyone else. They're playing within the confines of the EvE rule system so it's all legit.

The Goons are like a charging bull, you don't stand infront of it and wonder why you got hit. No, you don't wear red and stay out of it's way. Same thing.
Kriegman
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-05-26 15:32:23 UTC
Dude I will totally kill my goon alts with an NPC alt for that. Thanks.
Quartzlight Evenstar Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Operations
#18 - 2012-05-26 15:35:46 UTC
Kriegman wrote:
Dude I will totally kill my goon alts with an NPC alt for that. Thanks.



Yup. This is why, although a great idea, the OP's idea won't fly.

Besides, it's ultimately just a game, and taken WAY WAY too seriously tbh. Really.

Sorry, but I have to get back to Bismark. he hates the fact I'm about to steamroll Genghis Khan (Civ 5 = fiw).

***
Robus Muvila
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-05-26 15:36:46 UTC
Hey people. I'll let you kill me and we can split the winnings

TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages
Mijano
Hakaari Inc.
#20 - 2012-05-26 15:42:57 UTC
Robus Muvila wrote:
Hey people. I'll let you kill me and we can split the winnings

You are a traitor to your class!
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