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Sweet Goon Tears

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The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#121 - 2011-10-04 08:52:41 UTC
some white knight came to defend the belts in his dramiel and told us all how rich he was

everyone in hisec seems to love to throw around their wallets as if anyone cares; then he watched impotently as the mackinaw he pledged to defend - the only one in the belt - had a smartbombing geddon dropped on it

we probably could have used a brutix or even a thorax but explosions are pretty

then he made a bunch of excuses about his failed defense and slunk away, saying that goons are just like bob because we insult people in local

i was listening to lady gaga the whole time and it owned hi5 atrum for the geddon

~hi~

Jita Alt666
#122 - 2011-10-04 08:53:44 UTC
It is possible, will require a radical rethink on how we function as a society.
DaiTengu
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#123 - 2011-10-04 08:58:01 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
I HUNGER


Hey, that's my gimmick. get your own.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#124 - 2011-10-04 09:00:57 UTC
i remember some pubbie sitting at an ice field with a scorpion

he was trying to jam my smartbombing typhoon with multispecs

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

Jita Alt666
#125 - 2011-10-04 09:02:10 UTC
DaiTengu wrote:
The Mittani wrote:
I HUNGER FOR SHRIMP


Hey, that's my gimmick. get your own.


fixed
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#126 - 2011-10-04 09:02:23 UTC
Andski wrote:
i remember some pubbie sitting at an ice field with a scorpion

he was trying to jam my smartbombing typhoon with multispecs


Did it work?
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#127 - 2011-10-04 09:05:40 UTC
Elise DarkStar wrote:
Except nothing is burning, except goons to concord of course, so your little speech is pointless.


let me put it this way

a gank-fit tempest costs ~110M if you get jewed for the hull/fittings, insurance is 22M and payout is 73M. you have a 62M net loss, and that's really not something you give a **** about even if you flub the gank and miss the bounty payout when you have billions to sink into something this fun

basically idgaf about losing ships

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#128 - 2011-10-04 09:06:17 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Andski wrote:
i remember some pubbie sitting at an ice field with a scorpion

he was trying to jam my smartbombing typhoon with multispecs


Did it work?


i have no idea if it worked or not, but it doesn't matter when YOU'RE USING SMARTBOMBS

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

Chopper Rollins
hahahlolspycorp
#129 - 2011-10-04 09:06:48 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
saying that goons are just like bob because we insult people in local




Is that right? BoB used to insult people in local did they? I wouldn't have a clue.

See, i was under the impression that BoB was a group of srs bsnss RPers who were shown up by Goons flying around in frig blobs, not giving a damn and linking pictures of genitals in local. I could be wrong, please enlighten me with a wall of text or a short, contemptuous in-joke of some kind. Not that you're predictable or anything.

Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#130 - 2011-10-04 09:09:19 UTC
Andski wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
Andski wrote:
i remember some pubbie sitting at an ice field with a scorpion

he was trying to jam my smartbombing typhoon with multispecs


Did it work?


i have no idea if it worked or not, but it doesn't matter when YOU'RE USING SMARTBOMBS


Remind me to teach you sarcasm sometimeStraight
Jita Alt666
#131 - 2011-10-04 09:14:41 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Andski wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
Andski wrote:
i remember some pubbie sitting at an ice field with a scorpion

he was trying to jam my smartbombing typhoon with multispecs


Did it work?


i have no idea if it worked or not, but it doesn't matter when YOU'RE USING SMARTBOMBS


Remind me to teach you sarcasm sometimeStraight


Remind me to teach you the joy of overstating the obvious.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#132 - 2011-10-04 09:23:18 UTC
Jita Alt666 wrote:


Remind me to teach you the joy of overstating the obvious.


Already attended that class. I made the rank of captainBig smile
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#133 - 2011-10-04 09:28:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Ciar Meara
I like where this thread is going, I can't wait for the next snide comment.

So what kind of jammers do you suggest for smartbombs, or should he have gone with damps instead?

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Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#134 - 2011-10-04 09:40:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Thorn Galen
The happiness thread.

Smartbombs cannot be jammed. You turn it on, fly to target(s) and spread the love. They hurt anything in their range, friend or foe.
Unless there is some way of totally draining the ships capacitor before it gets into range, which could be anything from 3km and up.

Kudos to the Op though, one against the tide.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#135 - 2011-10-04 09:48:19 UTC
Ciar Meara wrote:
I like where this thread is going, I can't wait for the next snide comment.

So what kind of jammers do you suggest for smartbombs, or should he have gone with damps instead?


Tracking disruptors are the key.
Madrigor
#136 - 2011-10-04 09:50:57 UTC
Thorn Galen wrote:
The happiness thread.

Smartbombs cannot be jammed....



thanks for clearing that up....Shocked
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#137 - 2011-10-04 09:53:27 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Ciar Meara wrote:
I like where this thread is going, I can't wait for the next snide comment.

So what kind of jammers do you suggest for smartbombs, or should he have gone with damps instead?


Tracking disruptors are the key.


How do tracking disruptors affect a smartbomb? There is no targetting involved, it is purely an area effect. Anything in range of the blast takes damage, no targetting required.
Karim alRashid
Starboard.
#138 - 2011-10-04 09:56:01 UTC
He meant to say target painters.

Pain is weakness leaving the body http://www.youtube.com/user/AlRashidKarim/videos

Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#139 - 2011-10-04 10:02:01 UTC
Karim alRashid wrote:
He meant to say target painters.


Ok, that one made me laugh.

Next - death by mining lasers.
Masamune Dekoro
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#140 - 2011-10-04 10:59:05 UTC
How did he know you were exclusively smartbombing?

What did he have to lose by jamming you?