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@CCP: Space Unicorns UNOFFICAL PROTEST...!!!!

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Mai Khumm
172.0.0.1
#1 - 2012-05-24 14:57:50 UTC
Seriously CCP, what the hell!!!

Every single expansion you release cool stuff...!!!

This time around we got FW overhaul, we got balanced ships (just a few but good start) Amarr ships got shiny armor and Minnie ships got a fresh roll of duct tape!

Missle turrets are ******* awesome! (the drake has Missle bays on top of Missle bays...insert "yo dogg" joke here)

Just to name a few...

But still no space unicorns!!!

What are you guys doing up in Iceland??? Your jobs or something!!!

I demand space unicorns! Cos space unicorns would be awesome! And being awesome is 1 step higher then cool!

So be awesome and release space unicorns, stop being cool!
gfldex
#2 - 2012-05-24 15:03:25 UTC
I would like to have a happy cloud.

If you take all the sand out of the box, only the cat poo will remain.
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#3 - 2012-05-24 15:03:40 UTC
I was deprived as a child, all I really wanted was a My Little Pony....Glue Factory!

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Fabulousli Obvious
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-05-24 15:05:41 UTC
Mai Khumm wrote:
Seriously CCP, what the hell!!!

Every single expansion you release cool stuff...!!!

This time around we got FW overhaul, we got balanced ships (just a few but good start) Amarr ships got shiny armor and Minnie ships got a fresh roll of duct tape!

Missle turrets are ******* awesome! (the drake has Missle bays on top of Missle bays...insert "yo dogg" joke here)

Just to name a few...

But still no space unicorns!!!

What are you guys doing up in Iceland??? Your jobs or something!!!

I demand space unicorns! Cos space unicorns would be awesome! And being awesome is 1 step higher then cool!

So be awesome and release space unicorns, stop being cool!


Unicorns were not a part of Norse Mythology I guess.

I am NOT YOUNG ENOUGH to know EVERYTHING.  ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#5 - 2012-05-24 15:07:29 UTC
20% more awesome?

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Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#6 - 2012-05-24 15:08:36 UTC
Fisher Price Knocking Shop. That is all.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#7 - 2012-05-24 15:10:10 UTC
Virgil Travis wrote:
Fisher Price Knocking Shop. That is all.


I wish to subscribe to your toy catalogue P

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Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#8 - 2012-05-24 15:13:38 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Virgil Travis wrote:
Fisher Price Knocking Shop. That is all.


I wish to subscribe to your toy catalogue P


It's the special gripping hands that make it Lol

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#9 - 2012-05-24 15:24:51 UTC
But does it have Eagle Eyes?

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Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#10 - 2012-05-24 17:09:58 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
But does it have Eagle Eyes?


That's the Action Man Christmas Shopping Knife Fighter. He can spot a bargain a mile away and will cut you if you try and get there first.

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Morganta
The Greater Goon
#11 - 2012-05-24 17:10:55 UTC
you want unicorns go play the secret level in D3
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
#12 - 2012-05-24 17:17:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Pinstar Colton
Guys, relax. I'm sure CCP is in negotiations with Equestrian Innovations to bring us Orbital Friendship Cannons once Dust goes live.

In the mean time, just load up your favorite laser boat with purple crystals and call it Twilight Sparkle.

In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse.

Alara IonStorm
#13 - 2012-05-24 17:50:09 UTC
Pinstar Colton wrote:

In the mean time, just load up your favorite laser boat with purple crystals and call it Twilight Sparkle.

I name my Prophecy Scootaloo.

Virgil Travis wrote:
I was deprived as a child, all I really wanted was a My Little Pony....Glue Factory!

No way.

All those Ponies wasted when they could be making Rainbow Ship Trails.

CCP implement Rainbow Factories in every station.

Morganta wrote:
you want unicorns go play the secret level in D3

D3 could never be cruel enough to slate EVE Pony fans.

Mai Khumm wrote:

So be awesome and release space unicorns, stop being cool!

No more half assed releases, I want Earth, Pegasii and Unicorns. No multi-staged whatever on this.

Also Gala Dresses, Element Necklaces, Saddles and Customizable Cutie Marks in the NeX Store.

You can make Pinkamena's Apron the new Monocle.

gfldex wrote:
I would like to have a happy cloud.

Off topic I want a nerdy turtle that throws other spiked turtles at people from that cloud.
Montevius Williams
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-05-24 17:52:08 UTC
I would .like a sword on my Dominix with these stats

+10 Str
+10 Vitality
15% change to cast magic missile

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Alara IonStorm
#15 - 2012-05-24 17:55:06 UTC
Montevius Williams wrote:
I would .like a sword on my Dominix with these stats

+10 Str
+10 Vitality
15% change to cast magic missile

Equip one Rainbow Dash in the Mids, one Applejack in the Lows and a High Slot Twilight Sparkle.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#16 - 2012-05-24 17:59:24 UTC
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#17 - 2012-05-24 18:00:41 UTC
Came here to be disappointed at another whine thread. Found I actually agree.

Unicorn now, plz.

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Fabulousli Obvious
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-05-24 18:01:02 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:

All those Ponies wasted when they could be making Rainbow Ship Trails.


Big smile To go with my Sequin Ship Skin they announced for next Expansion !

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Malphilos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-05-24 18:03:53 UTC
Fabulousli Obvious wrote:

Unicorns were not a part of Norse Mythology I guess.


They could rivet legs to a narwhal, but they don't care. Sad
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#20 - 2012-05-24 18:11:18 UTC
Speaking of ship names, my Drake is Pinkys Party Cannon & now thanks to CCP my missiles are 20% more awesome Big smile

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