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Looking for people to invest money in.

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CrackhoBiatch
The Corporation Incorporated
#1 - 2012-05-24 08:42:24 UTC
Hi there,

I am looking for people with a sound bussinessplan.
A friend of mine, has a nice amount of isk, he wants to invest in someone.
We are talking around 15 bil.
He would like to invest it and make a little profit out of it.
He asked me to be his broker in this potential deal.

Now before you say: who the fraps are you?
I am a nice dude, never griefed anyone, never will.
I actually despise the fact of griefing.
But well you would have to take my word for it, so i know it doesnt mean much.
However, since he is investing isk into you, throuogh me, you would not be at risk of losing isk.
I might need to hold a small percentage of collateral though, since well lets be honest, only a few people can be trusted in this game for real.

Anyway, if you have a good plan for making some isk and you need an investor, mail me ingame please.
Also give me details on how much interest you would be willing to pay.
And if collateral is needed, what kind of collateral would you put up.

I will determine, wich plan is best for investing the isk in and i will arrange everything then.
Well thats about it, if you need more info or have questions, i will be happy to reply.

Grtz,

CB
Gorki Andropov
I Dn't Knw Wht You Wnt Bt I Cn't Gve It Anymre
#2 - 2012-05-24 09:37:09 UTC
I have a great plan - you give me money, I double it, and then I leave EVE!
Gorki Andropov
I Dn't Knw Wht You Wnt Bt I Cn't Gve It Anymre
#3 - 2012-05-24 09:37:27 UTC
Let me know ASAP - this is a limited time offer, I'm afraid :(
CrackhoBiatch
The Corporation Incorporated
#4 - 2012-05-24 10:49:33 UTC
Gorki Andropov wrote:
Let me know ASAP - this is a limited time offer, I'm afraid :(


I am very serious about this, so please refrain from trolling if you can?
Johnny Frecko
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-05-24 11:19:46 UTC
No one is going to tell you HOW they make isk just for a small/medium loan of 15B.
most business plans and models of MD are confidental.

I'm just helping you out before you get trolled even more.
Asking everyone's ideas is bad.

you could've cut the long story and summerize it like this

Want to invest
Sum : 15B
min sum : 1B
i-rate : 4% monthly fully collaterlized.
Duration - 1 month.

infact that's the TL;DR.
Johnny
Caleb Ayrania
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#6 - 2012-05-24 11:36:09 UTC

So as a 2 months old most likely alt, named CrackhoBitch.. You expect people to take your post as a serious offer?

If your friend got 15B to invest, let him look for requests for liquidity himself, or better yet network people personally.

Having you post this as an offer makes little sense..
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
#7 - 2012-05-24 12:55:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Simi Kusoni
CrackhoBiatch wrote:
Hi there,

I am looking for people with a sound bussinessplan.
A friend of mine, has a nice amount of isk, he wants to invest in someone.
We are talking around 15 bil.
He would like to invest it and make a little profit out of it.
He asked me to be his broker in this potential deal.

Now before you say: who the fraps are you?
I am a nice dude, never griefed anyone, never will.
I actually despise the fact of griefing.
But well you would have to take my word for it, so i know it doesnt mean much.
However, since he is investing isk into you, throuogh me, you would not be at risk of losing isk.
I might need to hold a small percentage of collateral though, since well lets be honest, only a few people can be trusted in this game for real.

Anyway, if you have a good plan for making some isk and you need an investor, mail me ingame please.
Also give me details on how much interest you would be willing to pay.
And if collateral is needed, what kind of collateral would you put up.

I will determine, wich plan is best for investing the isk in and i will arrange everything then.
Well thats about it, if you need more info or have questions, i will be happy to reply.

Grtz,

CB

Hmm, I could probably invest it for you if you'd like. And would be able to provide some carriers/dreads as collateral, it would save me selling them at the very least.

I'd be willing to go for a 10% return over two months, possibly extending to three if needed. But I will not share any details on how I make my ISK, which is non-negotiable.

If you wish for a check of credentials, I would also be willing to provide this character's API. I regularly have tens of billions moving through the account, and I think my wallet's history speaks wonders for my reliability as an investment.

Anyway, hit me up in game if you're interested.

[center]"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"  -MXZF[/center]

Chevalleis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-05-24 13:07:02 UTC
Tip: if the offering has '4U' or 'bank' in it, don't take it.
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
#9 - 2012-05-24 13:14:03 UTC
Chevalleis wrote:
Tip: if the offering has '4U' or 'bank' in it, don't take it.

I will invest it in my bank 4U.

[center]"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"  -MXZF[/center]

SetrakDark
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-05-24 13:25:18 UTC
i buy stuff and then sell it for more later

min investment 10b

50% of profits (effective rate should be 10-15% per month depending on opportunities)

i'll cover any capital losses

1 month withdrawal notice

that's open to everyone btw.
cigarellos
#11 - 2012-05-24 23:27:04 UTC  |  Edited by: cigarellos
Hello.

I'm a perma-docked Jita trader. Most of my ISK goes into PLEX and Technetium and a few other high volume items.

I'm willing to give you 700m A WEEK if you let me use your 15B. That comes to about 4.6% interest weekly payment (or 2.8 Billion ISK a month) We can also work with another amount if you don't feel comfortable with the full 15B and we can also discuss the interest payment further. Feel free to mail me in-game.

Highlights

  • You can check my profits with the link in my in-game bio.

  • I'm perma-docked so your ISK is 100% safe. (I can also cover it with my own ISK in the event the market crashes - highly unlikely)

  • 100% unemployed so I can move your ISK 23/7 around the clock.

  • Excellent Jita standings to keep broker fees down.

  • You get your money back the moment I see your email asking for it. (The way I trade I always have liquid ISK back in a few hours)

  • Full API Key available upon request, so you can take a closer look.


Good luck,

-cig
enterprisePSI
#12 - 2012-05-25 05:00:53 UTC
^ what he said, but ill do it for 5% interest .

The tears of the many, outweigh the tears of the few. Or the one. enterprise-psi©

CrackhoBiatch
The Corporation Incorporated
#13 - 2012-05-25 05:18:18 UTC
Found an investor with a pretty good rep and a **** plan, so this isk is invested.
Thanks for all the replies who were serious.
I will think of you, once this deal has reached its end and my friend wants to invest some more.