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News of the abandonment of the keeps in Metropolis and beyond. CTA.

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Zabathianj Worm Tongue
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-05-23 17:15:31 UTC
Greetings, my name is Zabathianj, the rider of the Black Reaper of Ryddinjorn, loyal to the Republic and the peace of its peoples and Messenger to The One Coalition. Under the anonymous banner of the Pator Tech School I bring news from the shadows, news to you the Lords of the Safe Kingdoms. The coalition has spoken and silence falls once again on the Metropolis and the Heath region. Driven from their lands like Dogs.

I. the Worm Tongue and my fellow brethren have returned East after a successful campaign, the fruits of our labor now for all to see, men and women and children once again take safe passage at the gates of Bosena for the path South is now easier, less troubled by the fleeing of the scurvy.

My brother, the Dragon Lord Tomasson of Teonusude has spit his fire into the belly of the vermin, my men say when the beast turned to run it did not even take with it its belongings, such was the panic. Weakened, these forces are away from our lands now, but they will return.

And now we must act. As they wage their final war by lapping at the feet of The Mittani and take his blood money, we must act now, we must move as one.

I call upon you the good people of the Republic and followers of the coalition, I call upon you to reclaim these lands while the beast is not at home, tomorrow my people ride from the Home of the Mother, tomorrow we claim what is ours, tomorrow is our day, join us, ride West and lay claim to your slice of Metropolis before continuing onwards to Molden Heath. While it lays dormant we will take back our land.

Ride with me and my coalition under one banner.


in the words of our dear leader, Orator......

Mean Coalition has scattered into the winds, Gunpoint have fled south and left their lapdogs at home to defend the keep, now is the time, now only a few weakened corporations and alliances stand in our way at the gates of Atlar we will slay them and for ever will they burn. Fight for me and I will kiss your breast and bless you and your corporation with warm honest ISK. What say ye?


The time has come for deliverance.

Faithfully.
Zab.
Rider of the Black Reaper.
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#2 - 2012-05-23 17:35:40 UTC
Say what???
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#3 - 2012-05-23 17:38:21 UTC
Zabathianj Worm Tongue wrote:
Fight for me and I will kiss your breast


Uhhhhhhhhh...

No thanks.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Katja Faith
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-05-23 17:51:14 UTC
Wut?? I don't even...
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-05-23 18:28:14 UTC
lol wat?

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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#6 - 2012-05-23 18:33:31 UTC
I'm not sure you're aware, but we like things plain around here. TL;DRs of rabble that I have to interpret get ignored.

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Vricrolatious
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#7 - 2012-05-23 18:44:19 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
I'm not sure you're aware, but we like things plain around here. TL;DRs of rabble that I have to interpret get ignored.


Unless it's a decent story of tears, those we'll read, but it still needs to be short

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Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#8 - 2012-05-23 18:53:01 UTC
Dahfuq?

Not sure if serious.
Pinky Feldman
Amarrian Vengeance
Ragequit Cancel Sub
#9 - 2012-05-23 19:22:28 UTC
Interstellar summit is that way...

The moar you cry the less you pee
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-05-23 19:35:15 UTC
Vricrolatious wrote:
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
I'm not sure you're aware, but we like things plain around here. TL;DRs of rabble that I have to interpret get ignored.


Unless it's a decent story of tears, those we'll read, but it still needs to be short


For we have the attention span of small rodents Big smile

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Ramon Sohei
The Florez Law Firm
#11 - 2012-05-23 19:38:05 UTC
@OP
Whatever that colorful stuff you inhaled or ingested, I want some of that...
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#12 - 2012-05-23 20:15:02 UTC
Don't even drug test him.

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Meat Explosion
The Incontinent Dog and Pony Rodeo
#13 - 2012-05-23 20:36:15 UTC
I, Professor Badass have no idea what you just said.
Zabathianj Worm Tongue
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-05-23 20:39:11 UTC
It would seem that I have stumbled into a room of peasants. This is a call to bring arms and mobilize. Those who understand the true message are already firing up the troops.
Meat Explosion
The Incontinent Dog and Pony Rodeo
#15 - 2012-05-23 20:44:14 UTC
Zabathianj Worm Tongue wrote:
It would seem that I have stumbled into a room of peasants. This is a call to bring arms and mobilize. Those who understand the true message are already firing up the troops.


If by "troops", you mean Marijuana, then yes.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2012-05-23 20:46:49 UTC
Ramon Sohei wrote:
@OP
Whatever that colorful stuff you inhaled or ingested, I want some of that...


Do not take the brown acid!

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Jim Roebuck
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-05-23 21:03:53 UTC
Nice post, I'll say.

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Messoroz
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
#18 - 2012-05-23 21:08:53 UTC
Roleplaying forum is that way ->
Laktos
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-05-23 22:00:13 UTC
Confirming Gunpoint Diplomacy has moved to Rens and is now running lvl 4 missions in high sec.

Oh wait thats just me.

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Ryuichi
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-05-23 22:03:03 UTC
Zabathianj Worm Tongue wrote:

My brother, the Dragon Lord Tomasson of Teonusude has spit his fire into the belly of the vermin


Zabathianj Worm Tongue wrote:

has spit his fire into the belly of the vermin


Zabathianj Worm Tongue wrote:

spit his fire into the belly


...

wat
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