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Where is our bikini ship wash bay CCP?
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Renan Ruivo
Forcas armadas
Brave Collective
#21 - 2011-10-03 21:13:33 UTC
You want giant, wet, space-boobs that rub themselves on your ship?

Dude.. Win.

The world is a community of idiots doing a series of things until it explodes and we all die.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#22 - 2011-10-03 21:15:32 UTC  |  Edited by: baltec1
My god, you're head is so square!
Jenell Sevidon
Jades Falcon Guards
#23 - 2011-10-03 21:24:55 UTC
I would say: Even with Manboobs you still don't need a bikini top.
Noriko Satomi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2011-10-03 21:27:41 UTC
Satav wrote:

What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?


Take a picture to make it last longer.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#25 - 2011-10-04 13:24:28 UTC
Very nice... Mine are better, though.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Ellenie Alagos
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2011-10-04 14:15:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Ellenie Alagos
Try to compare a wall to her and think which one is flatter :D
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#27 - 2011-10-04 14:24:31 UTC
how old are you people that you are getting excited at the thought of your space avatars wearing bikinis?

be a man, stop prancing your avatar about in front of a mirror and look at some real p0rn

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#28 - 2011-10-04 16:18:17 UTC
Murder him and send him in a box, wearing a nice tuxedo to his parents with a note "I fixed your problem".

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2011-10-04 16:22:17 UTC
Alpheias wrote:
Murder him and send him in a box, wearing a nice tuxedo to his parents with a note "I fixed your problem".



whoa, I can't decide if I should look at your eyes or your breasts.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#30 - 2011-10-04 16:58:11 UTC
I'd call the fashion police

Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!
Love Sandwich
Doomheim
#31 - 2011-10-04 17:18:24 UTC
and I'd tell you are walking home, naked..

giddity
Lakshmii
Korona Radiata
#32 - 2011-10-04 17:28:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Lakshmii
Hahaha, I love this concept. Love Sandwich seems *built* to lovingly tend to my starship, so as long as he was accompanied by at least twice as many ladies, I'd allow it ;D

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Love Sandwich
Doomheim
#33 - 2011-10-04 18:11:53 UTC
I'd lovingly tend to you all night babe
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#34 - 2011-10-04 18:12:43 UTC
get outside you pathetic loser jesus

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#35 - 2011-10-04 18:13:01 UTC
actually no please avoid human contact forever

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Love Sandwich
Doomheim
#36 - 2011-10-04 18:28:41 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
actually no please avoid human contact forever


Does it involve you never posting again?
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#37 - 2011-10-04 18:30:25 UTC
a man who calls himself 'love sandwich' and posts about fictional scantily-clad space women washing his imaginary space ship, this is the sign of a well-adjusted man who can speak to the opposite sex without stammering and running away, the earth shaking at every step

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Satav
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2011-10-04 19:06:18 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
a man who calls himself 'love sandwich' and posts about fictional scantily-clad space women washing his imaginary space ship, this is the sign of a well-adjusted man who can speak to the opposite sex without stammering and running away, the earth shaking at every step


*detect highperaly*
Solinuas
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2011-10-04 19:45:44 UTC
or somebody who has a well developed sense of humor, one or the other
Esperio Ferver
Perkone
Caldari State
#40 - 2011-10-04 20:50:17 UTC
Can i get him rubbing the blast marks off my spare rifter?