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Where is our bikini ship wash bay CCP?
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Satav
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2011-10-03 17:34:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Satav
I want my ship to be shiny, smooth, and warm; knowing that it got all the love and attention it deserved from some very sexy gallente girls.Big smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smile

What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?

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"Your Erebus is docked? How did that happen?" "It took a lot of grease and pushing........"
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#2 - 2011-10-03 17:53:22 UTC
Satav wrote:
What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?


Puke.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#3 - 2011-10-03 18:04:39 UTC
Jump in front of a speeding Rokh
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2011-10-03 18:11:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Valerie Tessel
Extend an invitation to a game of hangar volleyball.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Vertisce Soritenshi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2011-10-03 18:26:39 UTC
Reach out and touch them...

Bounties for all! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2279821#post2279821
DeliciousHamBeast
The Elenianlightenment
#6 - 2011-10-03 18:40:16 UTC
/me sings "It's a chick with a weenie it's a man in a bikini..."

-- Beep Beep Imma Jeep.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2011-10-03 18:43:29 UTC
If there was a bikini for sale in the nex I would buy it for my avatar.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Zagam
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-10-03 18:55:46 UTC
Run.
Sadayiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2011-10-03 18:57:01 UTC
Trust me i win alot with a mug and a bikini!!
Deviana Sevidon
Jades Falcon Guards
#10 - 2011-10-03 19:01:23 UTC
Comment that her new selection of clothing is an improvement.

....as if 10,058 Goon voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.
Noriko Satomi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2011-10-03 19:28:52 UTC
Start a slap-fight for showing up in the same bikini I was wearing. "I paid 350 million ISK for this! Take it off!"
Takamori Maruyama
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2011-10-03 19:29:52 UTC
Mud fight with 2 girls in bikinis.

Ok time to get that dramiel trampling me.

Loud and clear...
Bloodpetal
Tir Capital Management Group
#13 - 2011-10-03 19:54:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Bloodpetal
Go watch Borat in a Mankini again to erase the horror burned into the back of my eyes.


NSFW

Where I am.
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2011-10-03 19:57:56 UTC
Ask if I can touch the metal spikes.
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2011-10-03 19:59:40 UTC
Satav wrote:

What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?

post to facebook wall: "I'm doing bad things with my ding dong (like-button)" and be popular and k00l

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2011-10-03 20:03:53 UTC
Write "ROID HUMPER" in suntan lotion on his back when he laid down to tan.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#17 - 2011-10-03 20:05:51 UTC
Rejoice that my quality beats her quantity.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2011-10-03 20:43:40 UTC
send her a text message: is this your door?

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#19 - 2011-10-03 20:53:45 UTC
No, but that was my bikini... (cocks shotgun)

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Pyx Jasta
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2011-10-03 21:02:03 UTC
So that's what that bulge is?
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