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site is **ucks! can't download new client
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Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
#21 - 2012-05-22 11:14:18 UTC
I say, yes I say this boy is as grouchy as a Thalidomide teenager who can't reach down far enough to jerk off.
Dr Valk
Doomheim
#22 - 2012-05-22 11:14:29 UTC
Chribba wrote:
http://community.eveonline.com/download/

did you find it at main (index) page ? ^_^ i doubt
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#23 - 2012-05-22 11:17:09 UTC
Dr Valk wrote:
Chribba wrote:
http://community.eveonline.com/download/

did you find it at main (index) page ? ^_^ i doubt
It's two clicks away from the eveonline.com front page.
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#24 - 2012-05-22 11:18:39 UTC
OP does have a point, clicking 2 times to get to the download is way too much.

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#25 - 2012-05-22 11:18:39 UTC
Dr Valk wrote:
Chribba wrote:
http://community.eveonline.com/download/

did you find it at main (index) page ? ^_^ i doubt


On noez. I had to click twicicles, not just oncicles. it's so hard.

And now for kittens with machine guns.

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Dr Valk
Doomheim
#26 - 2012-05-22 11:18:55 UTC
guys you say that "everything is normal" because you know nothing in web-dev really, but you say that this game for smart ppl yep? why "so smart people" cant create simple link for downloads? they cant? LOL but they show their "EVE Live:" with jita prices? what for!?!?!? no1 read this string! LOL it's stupid enough to insert this at main page
Dr Valk
Doomheim
#27 - 2012-05-22 11:20:55 UTC
and this game "no longer for ppl with brain" why? because of localization Big smile and bot politics ingame XD
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#28 - 2012-05-22 11:21:13 UTC
Dr Valk wrote:
guys you say that "everything is normal" because you know nothing in web-dev really, but you say that this game for smart ppl yep? why "so smart people" cant create simple link for downloads? they cant? LOL but they show their "EVE Live:" with jita prices? what for!?!?!? no1 read this string! LOL it's stupid enough to insert this at main page


I'm a web developer, take your mindless assumptions and shove em Bingo

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-05-22 11:22:34 UTC
Tippia wrote:
It's two clicks away from the eveonline.com front page.


940 MB patch /= 4+ GB client
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#30 - 2012-05-22 11:22:42 UTC
Yet everyone in this thread (besides you, OP) has managed to find the download just fine.

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy
Caldari State
#31 - 2012-05-22 11:25:30 UTC
Mireidor wrote:
Yet everyone in this thread (besides you, OP) has managed to find the download just fine.


There's no need to find it because launcher downloads it.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#32 - 2012-05-22 11:25:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Sounds to me like the op would have problems finding his own arse with both hands, and some friends to help him.

A quick google search works wonders, it's the second link on the first page, and shock horror its pretty much a one click operation.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
#33 - 2012-05-22 11:25:57 UTC
Dr Valk wrote:
guys you say that "everything is normal" because you know nothing in web-dev really, but you say that this game for smart ppl yep? why "so smart people" cant create simple link for downloads? they cant? LOL but they show their "EVE Live:" with jita prices? what for!?!?!? no1 read this string! LOL it's stupid enough to insert this at main page
Look Yoda, deal is if you can't find the client then EVE is probably not the game for you.

It's a subtle but effective barrier placed up by CCP. It's normally 100% effective but I suspect somehow robot exclusion may have been disabled during this update that has enabled you to find the client via Google.

Well done with that I suppose. However, now you have conquered the giddy heights of this internet conundrum might I direct you to the in-game corporation "Goonswarm" for enlistment opportunities as apparently this is the Corporation to play in. Failing that mining is also an incredible way to make amazing ISK post this update. I recommend an Exhumer or lesser mining barge depending on skills.

God's speed brave capsuleer!
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#34 - 2012-05-22 11:27:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Chribba
Dr Valk wrote:
Chribba wrote:
http://community.eveonline.com/download/

did you find it at main (index) page ? ^_^ i doubt

Depends, on the right side "EVE Websites" -> Community
Then Support -> Download EVE

So yeah... is it obvious? maybe not.

/c

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Rengerel en Distel
#35 - 2012-05-22 11:27:19 UTC
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
Mireidor wrote:
Yet everyone in this thread (besides you, OP) has managed to find the download just fine.


There's no need to find it because launcher downloads it.


Feel free to read the OP again and perhaps follow along with the thread.

With the increase in shiptoasting, the Report timer needs to be shortened.
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#36 - 2012-05-22 11:27:25 UTC
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
Mireidor wrote:
Yet everyone in this thread (besides you, OP) has managed to find the download just fine.


There's no need to find it because launcher downloads it.


The launcher is automagically installed on your computer when you reinstall Windows nowadays? Fancy. Must be something introduced in the past week.

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Dr Valk
Doomheim
#37 - 2012-05-22 11:27:26 UTC
Serge Bastana wrote:
Dr Valk wrote:
guys you say that "everything is normal" because you know nothing in web-dev really, but you say that this game for smart ppl yep? why "so smart people" cant create simple link for downloads? they cant? LOL but they show their "EVE Live:" with jita prices? what for!?!?!? no1 read this string! LOL it's stupid enough to insert this at main page


I'm a web developer, take your mindless assumptions and shove em Bingo

i'm not working for them, they've got theirs web-dev do they? accordin i see - they not
i say as a customer and i dont like site, old version was MUCH better then now why? because i could find any menu from one page! one page and now for "childrens" new design for 237898340687360 menus to get needed page, no1 use this "new" features CCP" nobody need them

ps: they do everything except "correctly" patch (hello dust!)
Cutter Isaacson
DEDSEC SAN FRANCISCO
#38 - 2012-05-22 11:27:51 UTC
Dr Valk wrote:
Serge Bastana wrote:
Dr Valk wrote:
Tiberius Murderhorne wrote:
Patch day?? failing that I have no idea what you said......

"patch day" so WHAT? try to find page Ugh


I can see you going a long way in EVE. Maybe all the way til June.

sweety i play eve more than you, character history is not an indicator ;)



Inability to make coherent first post - Check
Inability to make coherent replies - Check
Sudden, randomly well worded, coherent and sarcastic reply - Check

OP is a very crap Troll and you all took the bait, well done.

"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination." Elim Garak.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#39 - 2012-05-22 11:28:53 UTC
Jorma Morkkis wrote:
940 MB patch /= 4+ GB client
The patch is one click away: just open the launcher (could require a double-click on some OSes).

Dr Valk wrote:
]guys you say that "everything is normal" because you know nothing in web-dev really, but you say that this game for smart ppl yep? why "so smart people" cant create simple link for downloads?
…but there is a simple link for it. Community Site > Download. It's pretty much the same as with any other MMO out there. Hell, it's easier to find than WoW's client, and they're supposed to be the user-friendly MMO. Lol
Dr Valk
Doomheim
#40 - 2012-05-22 11:29:04 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Dr Valk wrote:
Chribba wrote:
http://community.eveonline.com/download/

did you find it at main (index) page ? ^_^ i doubt

Depends, on the right side "EVE Websites" -> Community
Then Support -> Download EVE

So yeah... is it obvious? maybe not.

/c

Support and donwloads >_> same thing? let's change it for exmaple "airplanes -> swiming poll"?
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