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Rommiee
Mercury Inc.
#1 - 2012-05-21 11:47:41 UTC
Anytime soon ?
Fabulousli Obvious
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-05-21 11:51:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Fabulousli Obvious
Rommiee wrote:
Anytime soon ?


The poor little things are cowering in the corner in anticipation of the flaming that will start right after server-up tomorrow.

addendum: I'll even be hanging my "Special" Disco Ball from the Monument to add to the flash.

I am NOT YOUNG ENOUGH to know EVERYTHING.  ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
Rommiee
Mercury Inc.
#3 - 2012-05-21 13:43:00 UTC
Hello.... ??
Hakaru Ishiwara
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-05-21 13:56:02 UTC
Fabulousli Obvious wrote:
Rommiee wrote:
Anytime soon ?


The poor little things are cowering in the corner in anticipation of the flaming that will start right after server-up tomorrow.

addendum: I'll even be hanging my "Special" Disco Ball from the Monument to add to the flash.
With a feature list as mediocre as that which is posted for this release, I'd be embarrassed and ashamed, too!

EVE Marketing Fool wrote:
Inferno, the 17th free expansion to EVE Online, sounds the clarion call to war. Inferno invites new players with a lower barrier to entry, empowers veterans with more control over their wars, and entices combatants of all types with advanced new weaponry. Inferno then wraps it all in upgraded graphics, creating a visually stunning experience unlike any other online game. Enter the fray… and set the universe on fire

*face palm*

+++++++ I have never shed a tear for a fellow EVE player until now. Mark “Seleene” Heard's Blog Honoring Sean "Vile Rat" Smith.
Ituhata Saken
Killboard Padding Services
#5 - 2012-05-21 14:00:05 UTC
Patch notes: Made changes to random stuff, installed a floating donkey pinata in jita, oh and we made some cool new missile graphics.

So close...
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-05-21 14:00:37 UTC
What time the servers are going down would be good to know, you know since this game rewards planning and everything its pretty important....

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knulla
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-05-21 14:02:29 UTC
Ituhata Saken wrote:
Patch notes: Made changes to random stuff, installed a floating donkey pinata in jita, oh and we made some cool new missile graphics.



But we are grateful that it is free, CCP are so nice they do not charge for their "expansions" Lol

This is like some free crap DLC on XBL.

 [u]Malice Redeemer[/u] - "Post if you are unsubing over the new inventory"  Posted: 2012.05.23 01:39

    lol
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#8 - 2012-05-21 14:03:49 UTC
Hakaru Ishiwara wrote:
Fabulousli Obvious wrote:
Rommiee wrote:
Anytime soon ?


The poor little things are cowering in the corner in anticipation of the flaming that will start right after server-up tomorrow.

addendum: I'll even be hanging my "Special" Disco Ball from the Monument to add to the flash.
With a feature list as mediocre as that which is posted for this release, I'd be embarrassed and ashamed, too!

EVE Marketing Fool wrote:
Inferno, the 17th free expansion to EVE Online, sounds the clarion call to war. Inferno invites new players with a lower barrier to entry, empowers veterans with more control over their wars, and entices combatants of all types with advanced new weaponry. Inferno then wraps it all in upgraded graphics, creating a visually stunning experience unlike any other online game. Enter the fray… and set the universe on fire

*face palm*


NEW!
NOOBS! Die in a fire faster than ever before
VETS! Now you can throw 30% more noobs into the line of fire in pointless faction warfare!
New missiles to confuse you and break your killmails!
Best of all is you won't be able to see any of it since your video card just melted!

EVE ONLINE: SET THE UNIVERSE (or just your GPU) on FIRE!
Mirajane Cromwell
#9 - 2012-05-21 14:11:33 UTC
They won't release patch notes before the server is actually down for Inferno patching. If they released the notes early, every trader in Eve would "abuse" the knowledge found from those notes and buy out all the stuff that we would know to increase in price after the expansion goes live... assuming if there was some new info in patch notes that we didn't already know...

This same topic surfaces just before each expansion goes live... Roll
Fabulousli Obvious
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-05-21 14:13:30 UTC
Hakaru Ishiwara wrote:


EVE Marketing Fool wrote:
Inferno, the 17th free expansion to EVE Online, sounds the clarion call to war. Inferno invites new players with a lower barrier to entry, empowers veterans with more control over their wars, and entices combatants of all types with advanced new weaponry. Inferno then wraps it all in upgraded graphics, creating a visually stunning experience unlike any other online game. Enter the fray… and set the universe on fire



*face palm*



No. Quadruple Facepalm

I am NOT YOUNG ENOUGH to know EVERYTHING.  ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-05-21 14:22:30 UTC
Mirajane Cromwell wrote:
They won't release patch notes before the server is actually down for Inferno patching. If they released the notes early, every trader in Eve would "abuse" the knowledge found from those notes and buy out all the stuff that we would know to increase in price after the expansion goes live... assuming if there was some new info in patch notes that we didn't already know...

This same topic surfaces just before each expansion goes live... Roll



OH yeah GOD FORBID they would release any information that would screw over a bunch of players *cough fw*

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Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-05-21 14:44:12 UTC
http://community.eveonline.com/updates/patchnotes.asp
#
Patch notes are now up

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Guttripper
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-05-21 14:45:26 UTC
Soundwave: "It will be awesome!"

'Nuff said? What?
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#14 - 2012-05-21 14:47:17 UTC
Ituhata Saken wrote:
Patch notes: Made changes to random stuff, installed a floating donkey pinata in jita, oh and we made some cool new missile graphics.


(in green) Hooked up Quafe IV to all the hamsters running the servers.

This message brought to you by Experience(tm). When common sense fails you, experience will come to the rescue. Experience(tm) from the makers of CONCORD.

"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
Benilopax
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2012-05-21 14:48:59 UTC
Fabulousli Obvious
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-05-21 15:13:35 UTC

ShockedShockedShocked

WHEN was this announced ?????????? I sure have been distracted with the UI Window crap to have miseed this if so.


"Market and Contracts
• Market tax has been increased from 1% to 1.5% as a part of our initiative to keep the EVE economy healthy."

I am NOT YOUNG ENOUGH to know EVERYTHING.  ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
Jame Jarl Retief
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-05-21 15:19:52 UTC
Fabulousli Obvious wrote:

ShockedShockedShocked

WHEN was this announced ?????????? I sure have been distracted with the UI Window crap to have miseed this if so.


"Market and Contracts
• Market tax has been increased from 1% to 1.5% as a part of our initiative to keep the EVE economy healthy."


Surprise! Lol *me jumping out from a cake, in the nude*
Fabulousli Obvious
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-05-21 15:26:48 UTC
Jame Jarl Retief wrote:


Surprise! Lol *me jumping out from a cake, in the nude*


It's about like that. I'm still sitting here literally Shocked'd.

I am NOT YOUNG ENOUGH to know EVERYTHING.  ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
Tessla Coil
Pirannha Corp
#19 - 2012-05-21 15:43:38 UTC
Fabulousli Obvious wrote:

ShockedShockedShocked

WHEN was this announced ?????????? I sure have been distracted with the UI Window crap to have miseed this if so.


"Market and Contracts
• Market tax has been increased from 1% to 1.5% as a part of our initiative to keep the EVE economy healthy."



The ex-goon (or is he "ex"??) lead designer "suggested" increased market taxes in his Ten Ton Hammer interview that he had during Fanfest.

He also "suggested" that he had an "emergency stop button" of hammering bounty payouts if the "rampant, runaway inflation" within the Eve economy was not curtailed with the destruction of Incursions. Given that he then proceeded to give drones significant bounties, you can bet that once the May ISK numbers are released, the null sec propaganda machine will kick into high gear again screaming "nerf L4 mission payouts", and naturally, soundwave will begin stating that he must do it to "save the Eve economy".
Fabulousli Obvious
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-05-21 15:52:36 UTC
Tessla Coil wrote:
, the null sec propaganda machine will kick into high gear again screaming "nerf L4 mission payouts", and naturally, soundwave will begin stating that he must do it to "save the Eve economy".


THIS ^^ was already done.

Also, I'm still Shocked'd.

I am NOT YOUNG ENOUGH to know EVERYTHING.  ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
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