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Are fatty lardo fatguts killing EVE?

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Dersk
Perkone
Caldari State
#41 - 2012-05-19 18:44:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Dersk
White Tree wrote:
The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods


makes u think


It makes me thing you don't know what sugar is.
Commit Sudoku
Perkone
Caldari State
#42 - 2012-05-19 18:47:03 UTC
I would tell white tree to eat less carbs, but he is literally a potato,

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Commit Sudoku
Perkone
Caldari State
#43 - 2012-05-19 18:48:18 UTC
Dersk wrote:
White Tree wrote:
The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods


makes u think


It makes me thing you don't know what sugar is.

hey buddy there's lots of fat in your average cake, pie and ice cream. sooo maybe you should shut up about things you dont understand? thanks i just had to vent

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TriadSte
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2012-05-19 18:48:48 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
TriadSte wrote:

Ah, your American....


Stereotyping at it's finest Lol

I shall just leave an image here unashamedly stolen from one of the finest scifi comics of my woefully misspent youth.


Why thank you!! It is unfortunate that food is so cheap in the USA. I don't blame them for their outrageous obesity percentage as a population. If I was American I would also be a fatty fat lard arse because I do love food and they have some insanely great food there.
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#45 - 2012-05-19 18:57:52 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
TriadSte wrote:

Ah, your American....


Stereotyping at it's finest Lol

I shall just leave an image here unashamedly stolen from one of the finest scifi comics of my woefully misspent youth.


Yay, belly wheels from 2000AD, classic.

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#46 - 2012-05-19 19:01:21 UTC
Serge Bastana wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
TriadSte wrote:

Ah, your American....


Stereotyping at it's finest Lol

I shall just leave an image here unashamedly stolen from one of the finest scifi comics of my woefully misspent youth.


Yay, belly wheels from 2000AD, classic.


Somebody had to do it, it's a shame there aren't more images from 2000AD available on the internet they had some really wacky and cool ideas in the storylines.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2012-05-19 19:10:36 UTC
It is true, there is in fact a direct correlation between the increasing amount of lard on one's arse and increasing sense of entitlement.

See fat people and the NHS for more information.
Commit Sudoku
Perkone
Caldari State
#48 - 2012-05-19 19:15:34 UTC
are the gravitationally challenged entitled to the sweat of their own flab? the pope says: gluttony is a sin, the man on the street says: lmao fat ass, I chose surgery.

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Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#49 - 2012-05-19 19:26:11 UTC
Commit Sudoku wrote:
are the gravitationally challenged entitled to the sweat of their own flab? the pope says: gluttony is a sin, the man on the street says: lmao fat ass, I chose surgery.


If only people would stop listening to their "over active" thyroid we'd all be a lot richer. Failing that, I'm all for an alternative fuel source.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#50 - 2012-05-19 19:30:49 UTC
White Tree wrote:
As a big fat fatty, I often come across challenges to my fatness. But being a lardo lardlord fatbeard I often shrug them off. The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods have made me lust and thirst for fats, all kinds of fats. I've had a lot of fats over the years and I think I've earned my mondo fatbird title as 'Fattest Fat Hogfat'. Now, you might think of this as some sort of sarcastic fat-shaming rant, but I want you to know: I am genuinely the lardiest lardgut lardking you've ever come across. Right now, as I type this, I'm wheezing and spluttering, so I think I know what I'm talking about!!!

But lets get to the sweet, corn-syrup infused core of the matter: Fatty lardo fatguts and their fatlard lardwobble chubfingers are killing EVE Online. It's not 'The Goonswarms' or 'The TESTing Alliances', or 'The Pandemo Legions', it's none of those things. It's not even 'The Mittni' and his desire to kill all the hulks and interdict the air we breath for his 'Goons Swarm Throne' in Deklein.

No, friends, I think it's fat entitlement. You see, as a fatty fatso I'm pretty entitled to things. I'm entitled to food whenever I want, I'm entitled to high-sugar softdrinks on tap and I'm entitled to think that my opinions are actually facts because at the end of the day I'm just a great big first world manchild baby whose literally so fat he can't see his own toes but he can smell his own butt. I think my theory of fatso fatgut lardbeard fatbeard hovergut sugarboob entitlement is probably worth a thought.

makes u think




This almost reads like a Tolkien short poem and some great words were invented too.

Sad though.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Dawn Flare
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2012-05-19 19:38:54 UTC
TriadSte wrote:

Why thank you!! It is unfortunate that food is so cheap in the USA. I don't blame them for their outrageous obesity percentage as a population. If I was American I would also be a fatty fat lard arse because I do love food and they have some insanely great food there.

I guess our food industry went with the WalMart approach to profit... low prices make people but ALOT of it. Pirate
Drew Solaert
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#52 - 2012-05-19 19:45:02 UTC
***** better be packin' jaffa cakes, along with the boosters ammo and nanite paste.

I lied :o
stoicfaux
#53 - 2012-05-19 19:58:18 UTC
TriadSte wrote:

Why thank you!! It is unfortunate that food is so cheap in the USA. I don't blame them for their outrageous obesity percentage as a population. If I was American I would also be a fatty fat lard arse because I do love food and they have some insanely great food there.

Uhm, you haven't priced organic food in the US then. And you probably don't realize that a lot of the fast food and processed food is designed to make you want to eat it (i.e. full of fats, sugars, salt, etc.) as opposed to providing a healthy meal. Never mind people being stupid enough to eat that stuff as their primary diet.

Why pay more to eat organic you say? Prozac fed to Chickens:
"The same study also found that one-third of feather-meal samples contained an antihistamine that is the active ingredient of Benadryl. The great majority of feather meal contained acetaminophen, the active ingredient in Tylenol. And feather-meal samples from China contained an antidepressant that is the active ingredient in Prozac.

Poultry-growing literature has recommended Benadryl to reduce anxiety among chickens, apparently because stressed chickens have tougher meat and grow more slowly. Tylenol and Prozac presumably serve the same purpose."

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
TriadSte
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2012-05-19 20:09:10 UTC  |  Edited by: TriadSte
stoicfaux wrote:
TriadSte wrote:

Why thank you!! It is unfortunate that food is so cheap in the USA. I don't blame them for their outrageous obesity percentage as a population. If I was American I would also be a fatty fat lard arse because I do love food and they have some insanely great food there.

Uhm, you haven't priced organic food in the US then. And you probably don't realize that a lot of the fast food and processed food is designed to make you want to eat it (i.e. full of fats, sugars, salt, etc.) as opposed to providing a healthy meal. Never mind people being stupid enough to eat that stuff as their primary diet.

Why pay more to eat organic you say? Prozac fed to Chickens:
"The same study also found that one-third of feather-meal samples contained an antihistamine that is the active ingredient of Benadryl. The great majority of feather meal contained acetaminophen, the active ingredient in Tylenol. And feather-meal samples from China contained an antidepressant that is the active ingredient in Prozac.

Poultry-growing literature has recommended Benadryl to reduce anxiety among chickens, apparently because stressed chickens have tougher meat and grow more slowly. Tylenol and Prozac presumably serve the same purpose."



I have not priced anything, I watch food network alot and one of my favs is Diners Drive Ins and Dives by Guy Fieri. He drives around the US to alot of eateries and the cost of the food is madness. A mere few dollars for alot of great food. Not all of it is rubbish like burgers.

The problem with America is the ability to provide meat at such low cost because you have so many cows and pigs because you have so much land.

I was in Florida a few years back and I was with 3 adults and 1 teenager, we went to Mcdonalds and had the usual meal each and it literally cost just over the equivalent of just ONE meal in the UK.

Food in the USA is far far far too cheap.

As for prozac fed to chickens, that wouldn't happen in the UK at all...

That brings up a thought though actually....I swear I watched some TV show on dairy produce in the UK and there are very low laws on how much "puss" is allowed into American milk?

http://www.notmilk.com/lawbreakers.html
Amber Katelo
#55 - 2012-05-19 20:29:10 UTC
I work in real life. I log on to Eve to play.

Some times it's OK to have a Francis Bacon Button, even in Eve.

I shoot first.
GallowsCalibrator
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#56 - 2012-05-19 20:45:51 UTC  |  Edited by: GallowsCalibrator
If only you could see what we're cooking in the CFC.

Literally.

Massive piles of food. You'd probably just want to bury your face in the plates and inhale it all.

Edit: White Tree more like white whale.
Dawn Flare
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#57 - 2012-05-19 20:52:41 UTC
ICCFC FTW. Every time I go look at those threads I cry because they look SOOOO good.
Commit Sudoku
Perkone
Caldari State
#58 - 2012-05-19 22:10:50 UTC
GallowsCalibrator wrote:
If only you could see what we're cooking in the CFC.

Literally.

Massive piles of food. You'd probably just want to bury your face in the plates and inhale it all.

Edit: White Tree more like white whale.

some respect for the man who saved gallente ships plz

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Della Monk
Monastery of Drakes
#59 - 2012-05-19 23:46:15 UTC
Commit Sudoku wrote:
GallowsCalibrator wrote:
If only you could see what we're cooking in the CFC.

Literally.

Massive piles of food. You'd probably just want to bury your face in the plates and inhale it all.

Edit: White Tree more like white whale.

some respect for the man who saved gallente ships plz

Gallente ships are pretty much space whales though
Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#60 - 2012-05-20 00:12:38 UTC
Commit Sudoku wrote:
Dersk wrote:
White Tree wrote:
The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods


makes u think


It makes me thing you don't know what sugar is.

hey buddy there's lots of fat in your average cake, pie and ice cream. sooo maybe you should shut up about things you dont understand? thanks i just had to vent


Could have been referring to the fact that sugar tends to get burned by the body first as a quick energy source, raher than the body burning fat for energy which is somewhat healthier. Also, it helps to know that some fats aren't all that bad for you and the sugars are more responsible for Americas weight problems than any sort of presence of fat in our foods. Diet Coke anyone?

Ironically, you can eat salad everyday, twice a day, drink diet pop in the litres per day, and still gain weight.. why is that?
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