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CSM Member Issler Dainze: A Threat To The Legitimacy of the CSM and All of Lowsec

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Fabulousli Obvious
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#181 - 2012-05-19 13:10:05 UTC
Snow Axe wrote:


Is this an actual post or is it a "game mechanics I know nothing about" Mad Libs?



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Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#182 - 2012-05-19 13:10:30 UTC
Thread just turned into a competition for most remtarded poster.

Thank you for your submission Jessie-A Tassik. We'll be tallying up the votes from our judges shortly.
Gorki Andropov
I Dn't Knw Wht You Wnt Bt I Cn't Gve It Anymre
#183 - 2012-05-19 13:10:50 UTC
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:

None of the more intelligence Goons, you know, ape-level, even bother arguing with this fact.

Because it is all very self evident.




Indeed it is very self-evident...your failure at the English language, that is.
Fabulousli Obvious
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Caldari State
#184 - 2012-05-19 13:12:06 UTC
Seleene wrote:
This is a pretty good thread for morning coffee.


I'm in Tampa FL drinking Peet's Coffee French Roast from former hometown of San Francisco thank God. And you ??

I am NOT YOUNG ENOUGH to know EVERYTHING.  ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900

Fabulousli Obvious
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Caldari State
#185 - 2012-05-19 13:13:15 UTC
Gorki Andropov wrote:
Please comprehend - or at the very least read - the post before internet word-sperging in a weird kind of impotent rage.



YOU need to comprehend that those who are impotent cannot sperge. BUT, that's a whiney Goon fer ya.

I am NOT YOUNG ENOUGH to know EVERYTHING.  ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900

Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
#186 - 2012-05-19 13:13:59 UTC
Fabulousli Obvious wrote:
Seleene wrote:
This is a pretty good thread for morning coffee.


I'm in Tampa FL drinking Peet's Coffee French Roast from former hometown of San Francisco thank God. And you ??


I have no idea what kind of beans were in the coffee machine this morning but I put some caramel flavoring syrup stuff into it and the morning Louisiana sun feels pretty good. Glad I could get this thread talking about something important! Cool

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Fabulousli Obvious
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#187 - 2012-05-19 13:14:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Fabulousli Obvious
Aruken Marr wrote:
Thread just turned into a competition for most remtarded poster.

Thank you for your submission Jessie-A Tassik. We'll be tallying up the votes from our judges shortly.



Too bad you got censored. Your post officially makes zero sense.

addendeum: ah, I see, 'remtarded'. Wow. Just...wow. Are you 12, 14 ? C'mon, honesty is OK.

I am NOT YOUNG ENOUGH to know EVERYTHING.  ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900

Jessie-A Tassik
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#188 - 2012-05-19 13:15:07 UTC
Aruken Marr wrote:
Thread just turned into a competition for most remtarded poster.

Thank you for your submission Jessie-A Tassik. We'll be tallying up the votes from our judges shortly.


Well then explain to me how being able to reach something like a third of all of eve systems in 3 Cyno jumps... or less than six minutes..... is "balanced".

You can literally cross the galaxy before a single ship can be killed in a 10 to 1 gank.
Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#189 - 2012-05-19 13:16:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Aruken Marr
Fabulousli Obvious wrote:
Aruken Marr wrote:
Thread just turned into a competition for most remtarded poster.

Thank you for your submission Jessie-A Tassik. We'll be tallying up the votes from our judges shortly.



Too bad you got censored. Your post officially makes zero sense.


You mean to say remtarded makes no sense? Remtarded makes total sense in it's own nonsensical way.


Jessie-A Tassik wrote:


Well then explain to me how being able to reach something like a third of all of eve systems in 3 Cyno jumps... or less than six minutes..... is "balanced".

You can literally cross the galaxy before a single ship can be killed in a 10 to 1 gank.


Balanced? I don't know.

Hilarious? Why yes.
Josef Djugashvilis
#190 - 2012-05-19 13:17:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Josef Djugashvilis
The goons have no love for Issler because, as the goons see it, Issler tried to 'dance on the grave' of mittens.

Whereas, I personally have a lot of respect for Issler for out-playing mittens in the meta-gaming war, which is a very important part of Eve Online.

This is not to disrespect the goons or mittens, it is simply to recognize that the self proclaimed,' great Eve politican' mittens was out meta-gamed by Issler.

My, Eve is fun.

This is not a signature.

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#191 - 2012-05-19 13:33:38 UTC
Quousque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra?
Fabulousli Obvious
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#192 - 2012-05-19 13:39:49 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Quousque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra?


"How long will you abuse, Catiline, our patience?"



m'kay.

I am NOT YOUNG ENOUGH to know EVERYTHING.  ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900

Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#193 - 2012-05-19 13:42:22 UTC
Fabulousli Obvious wrote:
addendeum: ah, I see, 'remtarded'. Wow. Just...wow. Are you 12, 14 ? C'mon, honesty is OK.


I am in fact 12. Yourself?
Fabulousli Obvious
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#194 - 2012-05-19 13:46:01 UTC
Aruken Marr wrote:
Fabulousli Obvious wrote:
addendeum: ah, I see, 'remtarded'. Wow. Just...wow. Are you 12, 14 ? C'mon, honesty is OK.


I am in fact 12. Yourself?



You know us girls never reveal our true age.

Besides, like Patsy Stone, I was never actually born. My mother 'had something removed'.

I am NOT YOUNG ENOUGH to know EVERYTHING.  ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900

Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#195 - 2012-05-19 13:52:23 UTC
Josef Djugashvilis wrote:
The goons have no love for Issler because, as the goons see it, Issler tried to 'dance on the grave' of mittens.

Whereas, I personally have a lot of respect for Issler for out-playing mittens in the meta gaming war, which is a very important part of Eve Online.

This is not to disrespect the gonns or mittens, it is simply to recognize that the self proclaimed,' great Eve politican' mittens was out meta-gamed by Issler.

My. Eve is fun.


Witch in return receives a gazillion gigatons hammer over the head because revenge in Eve is so sweet.

Lesson 1: let politics to egocentric paranoid disturbed dudes so they can take some fresh air a few days per year when they go to Iceland, well at least the fresh air between airport and CCP quarters, then let them insult/kill themselves or whatever no one gives a crap.

Lesson 2: CSM doesn't count, CCP doesn't count, all it counts is what you have for your 15 bucks. Don't like it? -move on.

brb

Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#196 - 2012-05-19 14:19:10 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Ranger 1 wrote:
No, I don't think this should result in a resignation.

I believe anyone can forget themselves and blurt something stupid out in front of other people. It happens, and people should be given a chance to explain and if necessary apologize.

Now if that behavior becomes a pattern, and the explanation or apologies begin to ring consistently false, then yes the person is just playing the system and they need to be removed.

I believe the former applies in this case, at least from what we have seen thus far.

I also believe it should have applied in the Mittani's case.

I seem to remember this story about throwing the first stone...

Throwing of stones has already been done. Let us throw citadel torpedos.

At POSes.


Smile Yep, was pretty much my point.

Was that POS named "Glass House" or "Without Sin"?

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Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#197 - 2012-05-19 14:32:21 UTC
so heres the sequence of events, someone correct me if im wrong here.

1. Mittani gets drunk and says a lot of dumb things at fanfest
2. Issler immediatly and without bothering to talk to the rest of the CSM starts running her mouth about how awful mittens is and how he should be permabanned/removed from eve etc etc
3. The rest of the CSM politely asks Issler to STFU so they can make a unified response
4. Unified response is made, mittens resigns, drama ensues for a while

Some time passes

5. POSes in lowsec belonging to Isslers corp/alliance (id check which but i honestly cant be bothered) get attacked and eventually destroyed by goons & PL/people associated with goons & PL/people hired by goons & PL/people encouraged by goons & PL(again i cant be bothered to find out which one is true, answers on a postcard pls)
6. Issler sends out an alliance mail accusing the CSM of sanctioning attacks on her corp/alliance
7. Much hilarity is had on the forums.

Did i miss anything?

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Gabriel Kaile
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#198 - 2012-05-19 14:33:38 UTC
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
Aruken Marr wrote:
Thread just turned into a competition for most remtarded poster.

Thank you for your submission Jessie-A Tassik. We'll be tallying up the votes from our judges shortly.


Well then explain to me how being able to reach something like a third of all of eve systems in 3 Cyno jumps... or less than six minutes..... is "balanced".

You can literally cross the galaxy before a single ship can be killed in a 10 to 1 gank.


Less than six minutes? Do you even know how capital ships work?


I'll just go ahead and put "No" for you, to save you the trouble.
Gabriel Kaile
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#199 - 2012-05-19 14:34:52 UTC
Look at me guys, I'm Forums Poster Jessie-A Tassik furiously slamming my ham-like appendages into my keyboard, posting about things I know nothing about.
Gabriel Kaile
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#200 - 2012-05-19 14:35:03 UTC
*is in an NPC corp*