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Are fatty lardo fatguts killing EVE?

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White Tree
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-05-19 13:01:31 UTC  |  Edited by: White Tree
As a big fat fatty, I often come across challenges to my fatness. But being a lardo lardlord fatbeard I often shrug them off. The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods have made me lust and thirst for fats, all kinds of fats. I've had a lot of fats over the years and I think I've earned my mondo fatbird title as 'Fattest Fat Hogfat'. Now, you might think of this as some sort of sarcastic fat-shaming rant, but I want you to know: I am genuinely the lardiest lardgut lardking you've ever come across. Right now, as I type this, I'm wheezing and spluttering, so I think I know what I'm talking about!!!

But lets get to the sweet, corn-syrup infused core of the matter: Fatty lardo fatguts and their fatlard lardwobble chubfingers are killing EVE Online. It's not 'The Goonswarms' or 'The TESTing Alliances', or 'The Pandemo Legions', it's none of those things. It's not even 'The Mittni' and his desire to kill all the hulks and interdict the air we breath for his 'Goons Swarm Throne' in Deklein.

No, friends, I think it's fat entitlement. You see, as a fatty fatso I'm pretty entitled to things. I'm entitled to food whenever I want, I'm entitled to high-sugar softdrinks on tap and I'm entitled to think that my opinions are actually facts because at the end of the day I'm just a great big first world manchild baby whose literally so fat he can't see his own toes but he can smell his own butt. I think my theory of fatso fatgut lardbeard fatbeard hovergut sugarboob entitlement is probably worth a thought.

makes u think

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Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
#2 - 2012-05-19 13:04:58 UTC
Is this a thread about Technetium?

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White Tree
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-05-19 13:06:06 UTC
Is Technetium EVE Online's 'High fructose Corn Syrup'? More thoughts tonight at 11.

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Herold Oldtimer
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-05-19 13:06:16 UTC
White Tree wrote:
As a big fat fatty, I often come across challenges to my fatness. But being a lardo lardlord fatbeard I often shrug them off. The consumption of cakes, pies, ice creams, and other high fat foods have made me lust and thirst for fats, all kinds of fats. I've had a lot of fats over the years and I think I've earned my mondo fatbird title as 'Fattest Fat Hogfat'. Now, you might think of this as some sort of sarcastic fat-shaming rant, but I want you to know: I am genuinely the lardiest lardgut lardking you've ever come across. Right now, as I type this, I'm wheezing and spluttering, so I think I know what I'm talking about!!!

But lets get to the sweet, corn-syrup infused core of the matter: Fatty lardo fatguts and their fatlard lardwobble chubfingers are killing EVE Online. It's not 'The Goonswarms' or 'The TESTing Alliances', or 'The Pandemo Legions', it's none of those things. It's not even 'The Mittni' and his desire to kill all the hulks and interdict the air we breath for his 'Goons Swarm Throne' in Deklein.

No, friends, I think it's fat entitlement. You see, as a fatty fatso I'm pretty entitled to things. I'm entitled to food whenever I want, I'm entitled to high-sugar softdrinks on tap and I'm entitled to think that my opinions are actually facts because at the end of the day I'm just a great big first world manchild baby whose literally so fat he can't see his own toes but he can smell his own butt. I think my theory of fatso fatgut lardbeard fatbeard hovergut sugarboob entitlement is probably worth a thought.

makes u think


Im sorry, but your big post rumbled right past me.

But hey. I like sweets too. Big smile
TheButcherPete
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#5 - 2012-05-19 13:08:18 UTC
What is this, I don't even....?

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#6 - 2012-05-19 13:16:45 UTC
Fatties of Eve unite, with enough of us we can steamroller anybody flat through sheer weight (not of numbers but lbs)

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Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
#7 - 2012-05-19 13:27:43 UTC
...content, must be content here somewhere.....

well here comes the lock...

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Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#8 - 2012-05-19 13:29:43 UTC
Desert Ice78 wrote:
...content, must be content here somewhere.....

well here comes the lock...


High fat content.

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

White Tree
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-05-19 13:30:28 UTC
Desert Ice78 wrote:
...content, must be content here somewhere.....

well here comes the lock...

if u look closely ull see a message about entitlement, noob

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Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-05-19 13:32:26 UTC
Desert Ice78 wrote:
...content, must be content here somewhere.....



Noes, we just wasted our time.

brb
stoicfaux
#11 - 2012-05-19 13:33:00 UTC
In before the lock, the heart attack, the diabetic coma, or the firemen to cut a hole in your bedroom wall so that the crane can lift you onto a flatbed truck for a trip to the hospital, whichever comes first.

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Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#12 - 2012-05-19 13:33:46 UTC
Is this a thread about highsec mining and level 4 missions?
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Pres Crendraven
#13 - 2012-05-19 13:40:56 UTC
How many twinkies can i fit in my badger?

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Fabulousli Obvious
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-05-19 13:43:29 UTC
deserves quadruple facepalm

http://eve-files.com/dl/254744

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White Tree
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2012-05-19 13:44:55 UTC
Fabulousli Obvious wrote:
deserves quadruple facepalm

http://eve-files.com/dl/254744

tanx 4 teh meme!!!!

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Solhild
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-05-19 13:45:41 UTC
OP has a point, why work for anything?
Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2012-05-19 14:01:05 UTC
If it gets to the point where you are constantly wheezing down the mic......then you have a problem.

Edit...spelling.

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Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-05-19 14:02:19 UTC
http://i.imgur.com/ZOKdT.jpg

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Morganta
The Greater Goon
#19 - 2012-05-19 14:36:37 UTC
its because of you fatasses that our clones are so expensive

I DEMAND A CCP FAT TAX AND FREE UNIVERSAL CLONING FOR ALL!!
AFK Hauler
State War Academy
#20 - 2012-05-19 15:18:57 UTC
Sounds like an OUT OF POD experience because you certainly cant FIT in one with the way you describe your current health.

Sweets anyone?
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