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CSM Member Issler Dainze: A Threat To The Legitimacy of the CSM and All of Lowsec

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Damsel in Distress
The Scope
#101 - 2012-05-19 00:17:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Damsel in Distress
How ******* dare anyone out there make fun of Issler after all she has been through.!

She lost her aunt, she went through a divorce. She had two fuckin kids.

Her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she's going through a custody battle. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of her.

SHE’S AN IDIOT! What you don’t realize is that Issler is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.

She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.

LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for MORE 1000$ JEANS!!!
LEAVE Issler ALONE!…..Please.

Peniz Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Issler was a professional she would’ve pulled it off no matter what.

Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.

Leave Issler Alone Please…. !
Leave Issler Dainze alone!…right now!….I mean it!

Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.

LEAVE HER ALONE!
Dawn Flare
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#102 - 2012-05-19 00:18:43 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
EvilweaselSA wrote:
Issler Dainze wrote:
A call to action for my alliance to lift spirits during hard times taken way out of context.

Read anything you want in it, but to make it more than that is folly.

Last comment I have to make about it.

Issler

One can complain about something being taken "out of context" when it is selectively quoted.

When the entire mail is quoted, without edits - in other words, everything a wretched Honda Accord member is reading, you're reading - complaining about "out of context" is the new "I have a wide stance"

Poor Honda Accord members.

Are they even unhappy-er than goons?

Far more brainwashed to stay in a crap highsec alliance, imo.

At least Goons make the game fun.
Dawn Flare
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#103 - 2012-05-19 00:19:58 UTC
Damsel in Distress wrote:
lawl

+1 for nice boobs.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#104 - 2012-05-19 00:26:40 UTC
Dawn Flare wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Poor Honda Accord members.

Are they even unhappy-er than goons?

Far more brainwashed to stay in a crap highsec alliance, imo.

At least Goons make the game fun.

But the POSes, they were in lowsec. Do most highsec alliances do that kind of thing?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Dawn Flare
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#105 - 2012-05-19 00:31:54 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Dawn Flare wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Poor Honda Accord members.

Are they even unhappy-er than goons?

Far more brainwashed to stay in a crap highsec alliance, imo.

At least Goons make the game fun.

But the POSes, they were in lowsec. Do most highsec alliances do that kind of thing?

I plan on encouraging my highsec corp to do it.

Of course, I also plan on having them hide them in out of the way systems, with a low likelihood of a random scout passing through and noticing it.

Also, they will damn well be expecting it to die the day it goes up, even if it ends up being in highsec.
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#106 - 2012-05-19 00:35:45 UTC
Malak Dawnfire wrote:


http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g475/Malak244/Badatpaint.png

I'm so bad at paint..I used LCO's face because it's sexy.



I know I'm extremely sexy, but despite of being CEO of morons, I regard being displayed on the same *.jpg with Issler as an insult.

-1
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Malak Dawnfire
Unquestionable Prosperity
Grand Inquisitors Federation
#107 - 2012-05-19 00:39:26 UTC
Large Collidable Object wrote:
Malak Dawnfire wrote:


http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g475/Malak244/Badatpaint.png

I'm so bad at paint..I used LCO's face because it's sexy.



I know I'm extremely sexy, but despite of being CEO of morons, I regard being displayed on the same *.jpg with Issler as an insult.

-1


Noted. I'll make sure the next time I'm obligated for a MS paint, I'll not take your face in vain.
Styx Sertan
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#108 - 2012-05-19 00:43:26 UTC
We extended the hand of peace to Issler via evemail:
Quote:

Greetings Honda Accord,

First I would like to thank Issler for being gracious enough to pass along this letter to you all. I know some of you are in corp and others are waiting out the war dec so I have been told. Issler and I spoke last night, civilly I might add, and came to an agreement. We are having a cultural exchange of sorts and its being covered by EVE News 24. So congrats we are all famous now, internet spaceship wise anyway.

As Issler tells me you are free to do as you like and if you find something better than your Honda Accord you can trade it in. I am sure you have heard of The Mittani, and he says hands down Goons has the best community in EVE. One of them has to be wrong, and I asserted Issler was in fact wrong. Now he could have just rebuffed me and that would have been the end of it, but instead he saw that as a challenge and fearlessly accepted. So we are going to have a little fun with this. This weekend you are all invited into what has been dubbed “The Road Test: Is The 2008 Honda Accord Still Right For You Event?” We are aiming for Saturday/Sunday to do this but here is the whole event.


1. An open invitation from anyone in Honda Accord to come visit VFK this weekend, hang with us, fly missions and anomalies, roam around what have you.
2. Go on a guided tour with me through several regions on our way to Jita, go through our day to day stuff and what mobilization for Null Sec warfare would look like, since many of his people have never seen that outside of Hi Sec.
3. Since we have the wardec going we are going to have a capped 10 v 10 PVP match open to anyone in Goons and Honda Accord. It will be done in Hi Sec and hopefully besides being sporting it will highlight some of the recent patch issues.
4. I am also proud to announce that at the conclusion of the event Issler has agreed to allow any of his people who like Goons better then his alliance can join. In return as Sundering's Lead Recruitment Officer and Liaison On Recruitment for Goons, we will offer anyone that wants to come over an immediate spot. The Mittiani has said time and time again that we have the best community in EVE and we will do the “Pepsi Taste Test Challenge” to prove just that.

That's the event EVE News 24 is covering it and it should be a lot of fun. Even if you despise everything Goons come out as my guest and roll with me through null sec and you just might be surprised.

Regards,
Messoroz
AQUILA INC
#109 - 2012-05-19 00:48:05 UTC
Twulf wrote:
Priceless - Goon tears about someone else's tears. On the Irony.

Stop crying and play the game. CSM is a joke, has been a joke and will always be a joke as long as it is a popularity contest instead of real respentation by each and every "Group" of players in the game.

3 PvP CSM Memebers (1 HighSec, 1 Lowsec, 1 Null)
3 PvE CSM memebers (1 HighSec, 1 Lowsec, 1 Null)
3 Industral CSM members (1 HighSec, 1 Lowsec, 1 Null)
3 Miner CSM Members (1 HighSec, 1 Lowsec, 1 Null)

Each voted in by players in EVE.

This is the only way to make the CSM even close to worth it.


Yes, please ignore wspace so we may keep our game mechanic exploits hidden to make massive profits.
Dawn Flare
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#110 - 2012-05-19 00:50:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Dawn Flare
Styx Sertan wrote:
We extended the hand of peace to Issler via evemail:
Quote:

Greetings Honda Accord,

First I would like to thank Issler for being gracious enough to pass along this letter to you all. I know some of you are in corp and others are waiting out the war dec so I have been told. Issler and I spoke last night, civilly I might add, and came to an agreement. We are having a cultural exchange of sorts and its being covered by EVE News 24. So congrats we are all famous now, internet spaceship wise anyway.

As Issler tells me you are free to do as you like and if you find something better than your Honda Accord you can trade it in. I am sure you have heard of The Mittani, and he says hands down Goons has the best community in EVE. One of them has to be wrong, and I asserted Issler was in fact wrong. Now he could have just rebuffed me and that would have been the end of it, but instead he saw that as a challenge and fearlessly accepted. So we are going to have a little fun with this. This weekend you are all invited into what has been dubbed “The Road Test: Is The 2008 Honda Accord Still Right For You Event?” We are aiming for Saturday/Sunday to do this but here is the whole event.


1. An open invitation from anyone in Honda Accord to come visit VFK this weekend, hang with us, fly missions and anomalies, roam around what have you.
2. Go on a guided tour with me through several regions on our way to Jita, go through our day to day stuff and what mobilization for Null Sec warfare would look like, since many of his people have never seen that outside of Hi Sec.
3. Since we have the wardec going we are going to have a capped 10 v 10 PVP match open to anyone in Goons and Honda Accord. It will be done in Hi Sec and hopefully besides being sporting it will highlight some of the recent patch issues.
4. I am also proud to announce that at the conclusion of the event Issler has agreed to allow any of his people who like Goons better then his alliance can join. In return as Sundering's Lead Recruitment Officer and Liaison On Recruitment for Goons, we will offer anyone that wants to come over an immediate spot. The Mittiani has said time and time again that we have the best community in EVE and we will do the “Pepsi Taste Test Challenge” to prove just that.

That's the event EVE News 24 is covering it and it should be a lot of fun. Even if you despise everything Goons come out as my guest and roll with me through null sec and you just might be surprised.

Regards,



This sounds like fun. Gonna take them on some ops to burn down... uh, wait, do we have any enemies whos towers the CFC can burn down for this event?

Can't wait to show them a real capswarm tho Cool

Enjoy nullsec guys, its awesome out here if youhave the right friends.
Styx Sertan
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#111 - 2012-05-19 00:53:49 UTC
We even gave them another chance to follow up:
Quote:

Hello Issler,

I can understand the reticence expressed by The Honda Accord about our offer. It is very easy to get wrapped up in the stigma of GoonSwarm Federation. We have a lot of notorious members who prey on Highsec. The 10v10 was meant for a little fun and games in VFK. It would be pretty boring to fly 33ish jumps(with jump bridges) just to lead you all to your doom. The directorate is extending temporary blue status for the duration of the journey. We have no interest in undermining the cohesion of The Honda Accord with our offer. The idea here is to showcase the riches, risks, and opportunities of nullsec.

The wardec was more of a way to get your attention about the critical flaws in crimewatch everyone experienced during Burn Jita. I participated in burn jita and ran into things like client black screens. I watched several empire residents lose their T3 strategic cruisers to flaws in crimewatch. In the event any battle engaged in Empire, your alliance members would be able to communicate to you directly, any flaws that might arise.

This tour is intended to bridge the knowledge and cultural gaps between empire and nullsec residents. We planned on showcasing faction battleships, faction cruisers, recon, cover ops, and capital ships (briefly, in case some evil reds show up to violate the homeland). We wanted to show you the availability of anomalies, the rich asteroid/mineral deposits, the exploration sites. We even planned on showcasing the entertaining station and pos names. We might peak in on one of our rare Theta Squad mining ops, complete with rorqual and orca command bonuses. Due to the vulnerability of these mining ops, we will request that you do not stream this event over the internet unless your member blocks out the location. The Honda Accord members know this better than anyone. We will have a few newbee 1v1 rifter pilots show up, to put their 1 week old skills on display in their free frigates. All Goonswarm Federation members get free frigates for life. We pride ourselves on having the best Nullsec new player on-boarding program in eve, and your alliance will be able to observe the results.

Perhaps your alliance may not take us up on offers of roaming in the future, but at least we will have opened the doors for an opportunity of mutual respect by you participating in this cultural exchange program. There is a chance that at the end of all of this, The Mittani will be present to finalize an end to the wardec.

Thanks,


Our response was to call in a favor. All we wanted was a peaceful resolution that follows our trend of player generated content. We wanted to show the people of highsec what it was like to hang out in Nullsec. You'll notice even EVE University has moved a camp out to NPC fountain for this.
Drunken Bum
#112 - 2012-05-19 00:59:19 UTC
Her AND you are both drama queens.

After the patch we're giving the market some gentle supply restriction, like tying one wrist to the bedpost loosely with soft silk rope. Just enough to make things a bit more exciting for the market, not enough to make a safeword necessary.  -Fozzie
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
#113 - 2012-05-19 01:00:37 UTC
I lliek izler - hes dunmb and maid it to csm anyway.


i'm dumb too, maybe i'll be csm one day too!
Malak Dawnfire
Unquestionable Prosperity
Grand Inquisitors Federation
#114 - 2012-05-19 01:01:24 UTC
CATPAIN KIRK wrote:
I lliek izler - hes dunmb and maid it to csm anyway.


i'm dumb too, maybe i'll be csm one day too!


You have my vote.

Engage!
Dawn Flare
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#115 - 2012-05-19 01:08:03 UTC
CATPAIN KIRK wrote:
I lliek izler - hes dunmb and maid it to csm anyway.


i'm dumb too, maybe i'll be csm one day too!

Second Star to the Right...
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
#116 - 2012-05-19 01:08:31 UTC
Malak Dawnfire wrote:
CATPAIN KIRK wrote:
I lliek izler - hes dunmb and maid it to csm anyway.


i'm dumb too, maybe i'll be csm one day too!


You have my vote.

Engage!



Maek it so!
Styx Sertan
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#117 - 2012-05-19 01:31:52 UTC
Drunken Bum wrote:
Her AND you are both drama queens.

You've never met montolio of test.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#118 - 2012-05-19 01:34:22 UTC
Styx Sertan wrote:
Drunken Bum wrote:
Her AND you are both drama queens.

You've never met montolio of test.

TEST loves drama? It's always great to get some.

The question is - is it quality drama or not?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#119 - 2012-05-19 01:35:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Issler Dainze
Dawn Flare wrote:
Issler Dainze wrote:
Vaal Erit wrote:
I dunno what happened but Issler has gone completely bat *%&@ crazy with tin foil hattery. Thinking that PL and goons own all the CSM and run the game and other such nonsense, he is literally insane.

On the other hand I applaud him for fighting back instead of docking, whining and demanding the game to be changed like 99.99% of the other carebears out there.


Where on earth have I said any of that? In fact from as near as I can see the goon influence in the CSM 7 is virtually non-existent.

You can do better.

Issler

Good job attacking one of the few people to even halfheartedly stand up for you.

Attracting more people to unsub for your cause there, baus.


Corrected in the original post, my response was to the claim I was making this about some sort of GOON/PL run the CSM thing.

Issler
corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
#120 - 2012-05-19 01:39:48 UTC
so much for your previous post being the "last thing you'll say on the subject"

This post was crafted by a member of the GoonSwarm Federation Economic Cabal, the foremost authority on Eve: Online economics and gameplay.

fofofo