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[OFFICIAL UPDATE] Rengas-Dar Research Begins!

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Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#1 - 2012-05-18 14:19:54 UTC
Hello again everyone, Our time was cut short last time because of an ISD member who(may possibly) be under Rengas' control closed our communications link, but fear not, for I have returned with some of the fruits of our research, and I plan on sharing it with you!

Our scientists have been placing research outposts in many systems we deem to have above average "Rengas Activity." "Rengas Activity" is a very specific term, and any systems Rengas activity can be easily identified. Currently our method of determining Rengas activity in a wormhole is limited to more basic identifiers. Such as....Can wormholes spawn in this system? or Does anyone have a bad feeling about this one? but we hope to have more specific identifiers soon!

We've been opening research labs too

http://i.imgur.com/DPiLG.jpg

And have been working on genetic testing, looking for the genes that cause a rengas to happen...

http://i.imgur.com/TijcZ.jpg

...It didnt turn out very well...

http://i.imgur.com/o6ckV.jpg

We also had a crew abandon their post...

http://i.imgur.com/fpftp.jpg

The deserters will be found, they may have pertinent information to the situation at hand...

We also have established a beacon of light, where our researchers may relax and bask in the glow of the almighty as they continue this crusade against Rengas.

http://i.imgur.com/gozuu.jpg

I have also received many desperate pleas from members of the wormhole community about Rengas-dar...and I assure you...we are working as fast as we can...WE WILL NOT SLEEP UNTIL EVERYONE IS SAFE FROM RENGAS.

Keep your eyes peeled...help is on the way

I ♥ the orthrus
Apolyon I
Shadow of ISW
#2 - 2012-05-18 15:30:32 UTC
first and waiting for this got locked
Mauvianita Sask
Mars Industrial
#3 - 2012-05-18 15:55:10 UTC
I think my auntie married a Rengas. Quiet and well mannered, but shifty. They had a POS in a cosy little C3. Haven't seen her in years ...
Enguerrand DeCoucy
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
#4 - 2012-05-18 16:17:55 UTC
gay-dar pinging off the charts. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Shocked
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#5 - 2012-05-18 16:37:19 UTC
Ayeson. C'mon man. It wasn't funny the first time. And its not funny now.
Korg Leaf
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-05-18 16:51:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Korg Leaf
I heard that he single handedly infiltrated the German ranks and killed the Führer for fun.... Then got bored all these years later and killed Osama...
QT McWhiskers
EdgeGamers
#7 - 2012-05-18 18:36:55 UTC
Rengas-dar research is still continuing despite minor setbacks related to a mad cow disease outbreak.
TunaKross
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-05-18 18:55:21 UTC
Ayeson wrote:
Hello again everyone, Our time was cut short last time because of an ISD member who(may possibly) be under Rengas' control closed our communications link, but fear not, for I have returned with some of the fruits of our research, and I plan on sharing it with you!

Our scientists have been placing research outposts in many systems we deem to have above average "Rengas Activity." "Rengas Activity" is a very specific term, and any systems Rengas activity can be easily identified. Currently our method of determining Rengas activity in a wormhole is limited to more basic identifiers. Such as....Can wormholes spawn in this system? or Does anyone have a bad feeling about this one? but we hope to have more specific identifiers soon!

We've been opening research labs too

http://i.imgur.com/DPiLG.jpg

And have been working on genetic testing, looking for the genes that cause a rengas to happen...

http://i.imgur.com/TijcZ.jpg

...It didnt turn out very well...

http://i.imgur.com/o6ckV.jpg

We also had a crew abandon their post...

http://i.imgur.com/fpftp.jpg

The deserters will be found, they may have pertinent information to the situation at hand...

We also have established a beacon of light, where our researchers may relax and bask in the glow of the almighty as they continue this crusade against Rengas.

http://i.imgur.com/gozuu.jpg

I have also received many desperate pleas from members of the wormhole community about Rengas-dar...and I assure you...we are working as fast as we can...WE WILL NOT SLEEP UNTIL EVERYONE IS SAFE FROM RENGAS.

Keep your eyes peeled...help is on the way


You sir are a complete r3tard
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#9 - 2012-05-18 19:15:31 UTC
I. Don't. Know. What. You. Are. Talking. About.!

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Mumtaz Khan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-05-19 07:52:47 UTC
What the **** is going on here? Did I miss the part where the wormholes forum became the roleplaying forum? Get out of here with your ****.
Juan Sezole
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-05-19 08:19:24 UTC
am i in china?
Vjorn Angannon
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#12 - 2012-05-19 09:20:15 UTC
Where did Rengas touch you???
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-05-19 10:58:18 UTC
....just.... *sigh*

I should buy an Ishtar.
Tisisan
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#14 - 2012-05-19 16:08:52 UTC
Ayeson, I think we should set aside some of the Rengas-dar research budget to look into the horrible side effect Rengas seems to be having on Wormholers' collective sense of humor. It seems to be seriously damaged and I can only assume Rengas is involved somehow.
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#15 - 2012-05-19 16:36:48 UTC
Tisisan wrote:
Ayeson, I think we should set aside some of the Rengas-dar research budget to look into the horrible side effect Rengas seems to be having on Wormholers' collective sense of humor. It seems to be seriously damaged and I can only assume Rengas is involved somehow.

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.
Miles Parabellum
Core Collapse Inc
#16 - 2012-05-19 19:48:07 UTC
I, for one can't wait to see where this is going. Plus one for you Hard Knock gentlemen. Keep up the good work :)
Captain Muscles
Clan Farthammer
#17 - 2012-05-19 22:09:11 UTC
Tisisan wrote:
Ayeson, I think we should set aside some of the Rengas-dar research budget to look into the horrible side effect Rengas seems to be having on Wormholers' collective sense of humor. It seems to be seriously damaged and I can only assume Rengas is involved somehow.

Haven't you read any of the other threads? Serious w-space dwellers must utilize at least 3 RR Tengus in order to laugh at a joke.
ISD Eshtir
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#18 - 2012-05-20 08:45:56 UTC
You do know that this is not a roleplay forum. We have the Intergalactic Summit for that. You are welcome to create your RP thread there in accordence to the forum rules.

Please also note that discussion of moderation is prohibited. Thread locked.

ISD Eshtir

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