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Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#21 - 2012-05-16 19:28:29 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Zixie Draco wrote:
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
This thread rings of a desperate cry for attention. I mean, if you're intelligent enough to ask for help you're intelligent enough to google whatever you need.

Might I suggest googling war protocol basics in EVE as well, multitask ya know, because you need it.




What in the world are you even talking about?



I made him look like a tard in another thread and now im being stalked by a sociopath (with a really really high IQ) Big smile


fair enough

Would you like a kitten?

Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-05-16 19:42:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Karn Dulake wrote:
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
This thread rings of a desperate cry for attention. I mean, if you're intelligent enough to ask for help you're intelligent enough to google whatever you need.

Might I suggest googling war protocol basics in EVE as well, multitask ya know, because you need it.




I know you. You're the guy that whenever he posts tells everyone that he is a Sociopath with a high IQ. Some one told you that it was a "look at me post" and now you are using this line yourself.



This thread was a request for the Best CCP trailers for EVE plus some side silliness. Trailers were given and we discussed Tea and gag reflexes in all their glory.

Why dont you Post another "Im a sociopath thread" so we can truly laugh at the unfortunate.


Keep right on talking ****. You wiki fraud. Your friend is fake as is your copypasta psychological interpretations and rhetoric.

And you will know me. Were going to have some history in EVE, I promise.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#23 - 2012-05-16 20:00:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Karn Dulake
Quote:
Your friend is fake



Everybody in general discussion knows that and did not feel the need to comment as they knew it was a joke which was combined with his wife having no gag reflex.

Spot quiz.

1. Why would having a girlfriend with no gag reflex be interesting.
2. How old was Aisha when she consummated her marriage. What ready made excuses do you have for this.



Quote:
And you will know me. Were going to have some history in EVE, I promise.



Oh lordy massa, dah nasty Sociopath (with the very high IQ) is coming for me. Save me. Someone save me.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2012-05-16 20:03:18 UTC
Give him a pony and a rainbow.

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-05-16 20:07:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Karn Dulake wrote:
Quote:
Your friend is fake



Everybody in general discussion knows that and did not feel the need to comment as they knew it was a joke which was combined with his wife having no gag reflex.

Spot quiz.

1. Why would having a girlfriend with no gag reflex be interesting.
2. How old was Aisha when she consummated her marriage. What ready made excuses do you have for this.



Quote:
And you will know me. Were going to have some history in EVE, I promise.



Oh lordy massa, dah nasty Sociopath (with the very high IQ) is coming for me. Save me. Someone save me.



Oh I dont have to come after you but I will eventually. Im going to hire a bunch of mercs to come after you. Im too involved in d3 atm. Don't take me seriously, I love that. It makes killing you mouthbreathers so much easier.
Ituhata Saken
Killboard Padding Services
#26 - 2012-05-16 20:09:12 UTC
I'm a mouthbreather and I find that term offensive. It's not my fault I have a deviated septum! Evil

So close...
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#27 - 2012-05-16 20:15:12 UTC
Quote:
Oh I dont have to come after you but I will eventually. Im going to hire a bunch of mercs to come after you. Im too involved in d3 atm. Don't take me seriously, I love that. It makes killing you mouthbreathers so much easier.



Your so sexy. Perhaps when this is over we could date.


I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#28 - 2012-05-16 20:18:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Karn Dulake wrote:
Quote:
Oh I dont have to come after you but I will eventually. Im going to hire a bunch of mercs to come after you. Im too involved in d3 atm. Don't take me seriously, I love that. It makes killing you mouthbreathers so much easier.



Your so sexy. Perhaps when this is over we could date.




I only hope your corpmates and such feel about it in the same way you do. Oh I just realized your a punkass sitting in a one man corp behind an alliance. Be sure though, ill pay 200 mil a month for the pleasure of hindering your gameplay. Hell Ill pay 400.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#29 - 2012-05-16 20:28:43 UTC
Quote:
I only hope your corpmates and such feel about it in the same way you do.


(time to call you on your horseshit methinks)


ENOUGH TALK. time to fight. Just send in the wardec and use your superior IQ to make me pay. Perhaps if you are good enough i will publically apologise on these forums and finally everyone will realise that you are an unstoppable Sociopath just like you say you are (there might even be some girls reading. how cool would that be).


(if you dont want to fight then perhaps i could recommend some Merc corps for you.)


The Orphanage. This mob are first class. They are like a dog with a bone once they get going. they will literally close down the opposition until it disbands)

Lontrek salvage and scrap. This lot are just arseholes and they love hearing that. They will kill you down to your noob ship


Snatch Victory. not sure if this lot are still going but they live to fight. Nothing makes them happier than destroying an alliance.


I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
FeralShadow
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2012-05-16 20:33:10 UTC
Came here expecting trolls, was not left disappointed. Also, very entertaining.

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#31 - 2012-05-16 20:33:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Karn Dulake wrote:
Quote:
I only hope your corpmates and such feel about it in the same way you do.


(time to call you on your horseshit methinks)


ENOUGH TALK. time to fight. Just send in the wardec and use your superior IQ to make me pay. Perhaps if you are good enough i will publically apologise on these forums and finally everyone will realise that you are an unstoppable Sociopath just like you say you are (there might even be some girls reading. how cool would that be).


(if you dont want to fight then perhaps i could recommend some Merc corps for you.)


The Orphanage. This mob are first class. They are like a dog with a bone once they get going. they will literally close down the opposition until it disbands)

Lontrek salvage and scrap. This lot are just arseholes and they love hearing that. They will kill you down to your noob ship


Snatch Victory. not sure if this lot are still going but they live to fight. Nothing makes them happier than destroying an alliance.




Ive already sent the mail out to the first one, and im not looking for 1v1 odds. Im hiring a full corp to hunt you down. Youll get our dec later when im back to eve fulltime.


Oh, and I don't want your apology public or private, I want you to suffer. I want to delight in proving my point to a degree that makes the most diehard eve player step back and say "damn".
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#32 - 2012-05-16 20:40:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Karn Dulake
Quote:
ill pay 200 mil a month for the pleasure of hindering your gameplay.



Yeah you dont do this kind of thing very often and im not sure what kind of happy shopper Mercs you will get for your 200 million


"Im looking for a Merc corp and im prepared to pay the exact cost of wardecing an alliance under the old rules and nothing else. If its a 5 week month you will have to foot the other 50 million yourself.

Dont cross me on this as im a sociopath"
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#33 - 2012-05-16 20:44:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Karn Dulake wrote:
Quote:
ill pay 200 mil a month for the pleasure of hindering your gameplay.



Yeah you dont do this kind of thing very often and im not sure what kind of happy shoppy Mercs you will get for your 200 million


"Im looking for a Merc corp and im prepared to pay the exact cost of wardecing an alliance under the old rules and nothing else. If its a 5 week month you will have to foot the other 50 million yourself.

Dont cross me on this as im a sociopath"



You missed the point. That was me telling you im more than willing to foot the bill to pay for my own personal war dec cost. Listen I just bought 6 plex last month, and like 6 the month before. You really are barking up the wrong tree. I mean that sincerely. I will pay whatever cost is necessary to prevent you from running your mouth and getting away with it. Simple as that.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#34 - 2012-05-16 20:49:19 UTC
Quote:
You missed the point. That was me telling you im more than willing to foot the bill to pay for my own personal war dec cost. Listen I just bought 6 plex last month, and like 6 the month before. You really are barking up the wrong tree. I mean that sincerly. I will pay whatever cost is necessary to prevent you from running your mouth and getting away with it. Simple as that.



Everything after this post is just gravy.



Can i hire you out for parties and bar mitzvah as we could make a fortune
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
RAP ACTION HERO
#35 - 2012-05-17 03:50:32 UTC
tell yo buddy to first skill himself, to destroyers V, preferably catalyst.

vitoc erryday
ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#36 - 2012-05-17 05:08:32 UTC
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:
Quote:
ill pay 200 mil a month for the pleasure of hindering your gameplay.



Yeah you dont do this kind of thing very often and im not sure what kind of happy shoppy Mercs you will get for your 200 million


"Im looking for a Merc corp and im prepared to pay the exact cost of wardecing an alliance under the old rules and nothing else. If its a 5 week month you will have to foot the other 50 million yourself.

Dont cross me on this as im a sociopath"



You missed the point. That was me telling you im more than willing to foot the bill to pay for my own personal war dec cost. Listen I just bought 6 plex last month, and like 6 the month before. You really are barking up the wrong tree. I mean that sincerely. I will pay whatever cost is necessary to prevent you from running your mouth and getting away with it. Simple as that.

Can you war dec me to? Its a bit boring hanging around in Amarr space doing l4s

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
adam smash
Department of Gub'nent Welfare
Harkonnen Federation
#37 - 2012-05-17 06:48:32 UTC
The eve trailers are fake like the exwifes love...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwqIGV53BrQ

also just give him a gun...
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2012-05-17 06:57:53 UTC
this thread is the #1 hotspot for the karn dulake/caliph muhammad shitposter showdown
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#39 - 2012-05-17 07:53:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
this thread is the #1 hotspot for the karn dulake/caliph muhammad shitposter showdown


You really think I shitpost? That sucks. I do try not to. When I get a killmail from him can it buy some forgiveness?
Karadion Kohlar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#40 - 2012-05-17 09:31:21 UTC
Or you can just refer him to a local institution so he doesn't go postal.