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OMG! - I was hit by a FRICKING ASTEROID!
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Large Collidable Object
morons.
#1 - 2011-10-02 15:50:01 UTC
It took huge chuncks out off my beautifully big booty and now I'm orbited by two moons and some debris.

Don't get me wrong - I like my moons, but the decrease in booty-mass also cripples my collidability Cry.

What to do now?
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#2 - 2011-10-02 15:53:23 UTC
Large Collidable Object wrote:
What to do now?
Rejoice as you finally live up to your name?
Solhild
Doomheim
#3 - 2011-10-02 15:53:32 UTC
My alt bookmarked a belt by saving the location of a large dense veld asteroid. When my Orca warped to the BM, the bounce was over 200km - is this a record? Blink
Taedrin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2011-10-02 15:58:29 UTC
Solhild wrote:
My alt bookmarked a belt by saving the location of a large dense veld asteroid. When my Orca warped to the BM, the bounce was over 200km - is this a record? Blink


You have NO idea what happens when a cap ship warps to the center of a planet, do you?
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#5 - 2011-10-02 16:01:17 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Large Collidable Object wrote:
What to do now?
Rejoice as you finally live up to your name?



No - I'm a Large Collidable Object, not a Large Collided Object and as I already said, I'm actually less collidable now.

I'll make an angry face from now on X...
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Simetraz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-10-02 16:02:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Simetraz
Actually they are free bits, get 6 more and you get a free byte Big smile

PS - Sometimes I forget, let me put the above statement in context

EVERYBODY KNOWS
Tyraeil Starblade
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2011-10-02 16:17:18 UTC
Sometimes, I can't even begin to understand Eve-O forums.

This is one of those times.
Gealbhan
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-10-02 16:32:55 UTC
All I can say is the OP reminds me of John Leguizamo in that Spawn movie.
Ingvar Angst
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
#9 - 2011-10-02 16:44:11 UTC
Just relax, pop open a beer, sit back and wait for the thread to be closed due to lack of content.

Six months in the hole... it changes a man.
Solhild
Doomheim
#10 - 2011-10-02 16:45:59 UTC
Taedrin wrote:
Solhild wrote:
My alt bookmarked a belt by saving the location of a large dense veld asteroid. When my Orca warped to the BM, the bounce was over 200km - is this a record? Blink


You have NO idea what happens when a cap ship warps to the center of a planet, do you?


True, I don't - I'll go and try it Smile
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#11 - 2011-10-02 16:50:51 UTC
Taedrin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2011-10-02 16:56:58 UTC
Solhild wrote:
Taedrin wrote:
Solhild wrote:
My alt bookmarked a belt by saving the location of a large dense veld asteroid. When my Orca warped to the BM, the bounce was over 200km - is this a record? Blink


You have NO idea what happens when a cap ship warps to the center of a planet, do you?


True, I don't - I'll go and try it Smile


Let's just say that you will find that aligning for warp takes a LOT longer than expected Lol
warsong nerds
Mars Industrial
#13 - 2011-10-02 16:59:23 UTC
damm bro do something to your face

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Large Collidable Object
morons.
#14 - 2011-10-02 17:09:06 UTC
warsong nerds wrote:
damm bro do something to your face



Actually, that's what I tried to compensate for my decreased mass - bought a monocle, found out it didn't match my makeup and removed it again.

DAMN YOU NEX-STORE! MY EYE! MY BEAUTIFUL EYE!
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Tomas Sean Connery
#15 - 2011-10-02 18:12:35 UTC
Large Collidable Object wrote:
warsong nerds wrote:
damm bro do something to your face



Actually, that's what I tried to compensate for my decreased mass - bought a monocle, found out it didn't match my makeup and removed it again.

DAMN YOU NEX-STORE! MY EYE! MY BEAUTIFUL EYE!


Have you tried an Odin Synthetic Eye (gold)? I think it would match up well with your lips.
Renan Ruivo
Forcas armadas
Brave Collective
#16 - 2011-10-02 18:26:11 UTC
Solhild wrote:
My alt bookmarked a belt by saving the location of a large dense veld asteroid. When my Orca warped to the BM, the bounce was over 200km - is this a record? Blink


Next time you hear a POS invader say "They've just hit me with the POS!" you will have an idea of what theyre talking about =)

The world is a community of idiots doing a series of things until it explodes and we all die.
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#17 - 2011-10-02 22:24:52 UTC
Tomas Sean Connery wrote:

Have you tried an Odin Synthetic Eye (gold)? I think it would match up well with your lips.



I might consider that next time it happens - luckily, my eye popped out again.
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Phoebus Raszamar
Valkyria Epsilon
#18 - 2011-10-02 22:30:59 UTC

Awwh.. I've always envisioned you to be a big brown spotty balloon.. and I was quite fond of that idea..

Now, that picture made me sad.

: (

[i]One thing that intimidates me is not being able to understand what I should be able to understand - or at least, people telling me what I can or cannot understand. [/i]
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#19 - 2011-10-02 22:41:12 UTC
Phoebus Raszamar wrote:

Awwh.. I've always envisioned you to be a big brown spotty balloon.. and I was quite fond of that idea..

Now, that picture made me sad.

: (



Which one?

And yeah - I always envisioned me like that as well - but unfortunately, that's as balloony, spotty and brown as it gets in Eve.

I'm fine with the brown bit, but concerning the balloony bit, it's a shame CCP made a character creator disallowing 90% of eves playerbase to properly recreate themselves in the game (99% if you include the lack of proper neckbeards).
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#20 - 2011-10-22 14:35:38 UTC
Still not locked?

IN! HA-HA!!

Ni.
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