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BullMastiff A.K.A. " Clayton Bigsby" http://pigroll.com/img/clayton_bigsby_white_supremist.jpg
A4D forever

Are you curious, what is that nullsec stuff everybody is talking about, but are too afraid to enter. Or you already entered it, only to die to a gate camp few jumps later, never to return.
Or maybe you want to be part of that gatecamp and learn how pvp actually works.

If any of the above is true, join OUCH we'll show you the path :)

OUCH train players and show them that flying a cheap t1 frig is just as lethal (even more) as a max skilled fella flying a t2-t3 ship packing some serius "bling" in its slots can be, and they show you the importance of teamplay but also train you to be on your own in a hostile enviroment.

good lessons to be learnt and fun times so join OUCH

PS: can i have my bunnyrabbit back now?

As a new player I can attest that the OUCH training really pushes you up the learning curve.

I joined OUCH in my very first month of playing EVE. The money I got through the new player experience has been enough for my time in OUCH as the frigates are cheap to replace if lost at all. The training helped immensely to get a grip at a lot of things EVE throws at you as a beginning player. Now three months later I have a clean UI, can use overview and bracket settings to my advantage, have flown in fleets and been on both sides of a bubble.

Most importantly I lived in Null Sec. for a time, travelled through Null as well as back and forth to high. Even as a new pilot I know I can live there and that gives my invaluable options of where to go now and what to try.

The actually hardest part as a new player is that you can not try every aspect of EVE for a little time (e.g. entering wormholes), but what you learn makes more than up to that.


So if you are a new, or not so new, player try OUCH. It helps to stand on the shoulder of giants.

In Eve, you can choose to be what you want to be.

So, choose to be unafraid, live in null sec and play the game that you want to play.

We'll teach you how.

So you still don't dare to enter nullsec, because you're waiting to have a bit more skills, so you can fly a better ship.

Surviving in nullsec is not about better ships, it's not even about bigger fleets. An opponent will rather sonner than later bring a bigger fleet and better ships and beat you.
Surviving in nullsec is using the environment and ship that you're curently in (even if it's just a rookie shipe), to the max potential.

And that is what we'll teach you in OUCH.

With us you'll learn how to travel through nullsec "safely", how to avoid engagements that you don't want, and how to engage other ships, and all that by learning true potential of modules and the ships everyone can use.


Don't wait for "tomorow", learn more about this game by joining us now, and have more fun :)

Join the OUCH-UNI channel for more info. Seems like folks aren't following this thread.

Gonna have to take some folks out behind the woodshed. Somebody go cut me a switch.

My time in Ouch was some of the most fun I've had since I started playing Eve.

They will teach you about survivability, fleet tactics, picking the right targets, basic fleet communications and general awareness.

If you have been hesitant about getting into pvp, these are the guys that can get you over that hump and turn you into a well oiled killing machine. Great bunch of people.

Even if you're flying in nullsec for you whole life as an eve pilot, you're more than welcome to join OUCH.
You might already know how to use TACS and how to tackle a target, but our learning program is so vast that you'll certainly hear and learn something new.

We have 9 modules of classes in total about 12hrs of "uploading" knowledge into your RL brains, And that's only theory with simulated practice. After that you move to nullsec, where you'll put those skills to practice in our fleets doing "real" pvp, traveling through 0.0, avoiding bubble camps, learning about the various fittings of numerous ships in eve, etc.
In general you'll learn how to die less and kill more.

Join OUCH you won't be sorry :)