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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#561 - 2011-10-02 02:25:51 UTC
Unit XS365BT wrote:
That tingling sensation is the infestation nanites doing their job.
Welcome to Unit Commune.



I knew we had a connection the second I gazed longingly into your milky white cataracts.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#562 - 2011-10-02 08:31:12 UTC
Foodpimp wrote:


Don't worry, dear, aunt Ish is gonna will find your mommy Soon(TM). Do you remember what's her name?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#563 - 2011-10-02 08:50:22 UTC
Mom, I think dad just came home.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#564 - 2011-10-02 09:03:21 UTC
Baby ChuChu wrote:
Mom, I think dad just came home.


*checks for pulse*
VR Highfive
Hayabusa Logistics.
#565 - 2011-10-02 09:38:29 UTC  |  Edited by: VR Highfive
Are you sure you are over 18 ? What? And.. are you a girl? .. you look like Wesley Crusher..ShockedSad

Learning solo PvP, one explosion at a time.
Mercurye
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#566 - 2011-10-02 11:46:56 UTC

Good uniform, bad man...bad man *hic* Hahahahaha. Hmm *hic*
Shuckstar
Blue Dreams Plus
#567 - 2011-10-02 13:31:01 UTC
Blow job lips, yep i did good last night Attention

CCP Greyscale wrote:"OK, I've read every post up to page 200, and we're getting to a point in this thread where there's not a lot of new concerns or suggestions being brought up. There will be future threads (and future blogs) as we tune details, but for now I want to thank you for all of your constructive input, and wish you a good weekend :)"

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#568 - 2011-10-02 14:19:00 UTC
I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#569 - 2011-10-02 16:13:44 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?


Yes....Happy ending would be delightful, Thank you.
Skaz
Skazmanian Industries
#570 - 2011-10-02 19:52:41 UTC
ugh, not *again*...

-... ..- -.-- / -- -.-- / ... - ..- ..-. ..-. / --- -. / - .... . / -- .- .-. -.- . - / - .... .. ... / ... .. --. -. .- - ..- .-. . / .. -.. . .- / .. ... / ... .... .- -- . .-.. . ... ... .-.. -.-- / ... - --- .-.. . -.
Turael Talanar
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#571 - 2011-10-02 21:16:48 UTC
Ok, once more but I havn't any lube left so I hope you're off today.
Juil
Royal Society for Prevention of Cruilty to Drones
#572 - 2011-10-02 22:11:32 UTC
Turael Talanar wrote:
Ok, once more but I havn't any lube left so I hope you're off today.


Ok... now i realise why boosters are illegal.... they don't mix well with Whine
Mina Sebiestar
Minmatar Inner Space Conglomerate
#573 - 2011-10-02 22:48:53 UTC
Note to her self always stock spare batteries to avoid low performance such was last night.

You choke behind a smile a fake behind the fear

Because >>I is too hard
Solhild
Doomheim
#574 - 2011-10-02 23:16:14 UTC
You won't need batteries where I'm taking you Shocked
Rufus Black-heart Maulerant
Deep Hole Cleansing
#575 - 2011-10-03 01:18:29 UTC
You didn't need to bring Mina with you last night, Solhild...
Takamori Maruyama
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#576 - 2011-10-03 01:30:13 UTC
*Serious awkward silence*

So...I hope that was a misunderstood...?

Loud and clear...
Paragon Renegade
Sebiestor Tribe
#577 - 2011-10-03 01:32:23 UTC
Takamori Maruyama wrote:
*Serious awkward silence*

So...I hope that was a misunderstood...?


"Surprise! I haz aidz!"

The pie is a tautology
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
#578 - 2011-10-03 01:32:47 UTC
**** her again!
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Midgard Academy
#579 - 2011-10-03 04:21:03 UTC
you aren't Captain kirk! you are CAT PAIN KIRK! Get out of here, you have no sounds of awesome.

Why Can't I have a picture signature.

Also please support graphical immersion, bring back the art that brought people to EvE online originaly.
Lharanai
Fools of the Blue Oyster
#580 - 2011-10-03 14:06:07 UTC
"in a sad voice": ....so small

Seriously, don't take me serious, I MEAN IT...seriously