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You have boken the Launcher AGAIN !

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Venkul Mul
Vikramaditya
#1 - 2012-05-12 06:53:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Venkul Mul
Not so dear CCP,
you have broken the launcher again. "Client is ready" but it never start.
Every time you do this my already low interest in playing EVE decrease even further. I am already at teh 0 level and now I am going into the negative, to the point that I will start to actively discourage everyone I know from playing EVE.
When i log I want to play, not to spend 2 hours reading other players suggestion on the forum to find a way to make your game function. I have been a supporter of the game for years but your incompetence is killing it step by step.
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-05-12 07:03:48 UTC
Of course the people that never have a problem with the launcher don't feel the need to post about how its working flawlessly for them. Given that the vast majority of folks have no trouble with it I have to wonder what you're doing wrong?

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
#3 - 2012-05-12 07:04:44 UTC
Boken?
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#4 - 2012-05-12 07:18:06 UTC
I wonder why the launcher always show now, and not the splash...

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Daneirkus Auralex
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-05-12 07:18:54 UTC
lets be honest. if people didn't have the launcher to complain about, they'd be complaining about the various bugs and issues which having a launcher has prevented them from ever experiencing.
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-05-12 07:22:45 UTC
Daneirkus Auralex wrote:
lets be honest. if people didn't have the launcher to complain about, they'd be complaining about the various bugs and issues which having a launcher has prevented them from ever experiencing.


Ha! you think the average pubbie filth has even the fraction of intellect necessary to understand that?

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

Kietay Ayari
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-05-12 07:25:27 UTC
I Think you have it backwards Daneirkus. The fact that people are complaining about the launcher must mean the game has it going pretty well. Relatively.

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Terajima Kazumi
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-05-12 07:30:23 UTC
1) Click on My Computer
2) Go to .../EVE/Bin/
3) Double click on ExeFile.exe
4) ???
5) Profit.. I mean play EVE
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-05-12 07:44:06 UTC
Venkul Mul wrote:
Not so dear CCP,
you have broken the launcher again. "Client is ready" but it never start.
Every time you do this my already low interest in playing EVE decrease even further. I am already at teh 0 level and now I am going into the negative, to the point that I will start to actively discourage everyone I know from playing EVE.
When i log I want to play, not to spend 2 hours reading other players suggestion on the forum to find a way to make your game function. I have been a supporter of the game for years but your incompetence is killing it step by step.


EVE launcher: Working as intended.

Your computer: .....

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Daneirkus Auralex
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-05-12 16:02:38 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:

Ha! you think the average pubbie filth has even the fraction of intellect necessary to understand that?

I'm inclined to agree with you. I literally can't read the title of this thread without hearing the shrill, tantrum voice of a 4 year old nephew.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-05-12 16:10:23 UTC
There is good reason why I blocked Tarsus. To me he seems like a mewling puking lil Child.
Nephilius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-05-12 16:39:18 UTC
Venkul Mul wrote:
Not so dear CCP,
you have broken the launcher again. "Client is ready" but it never start.
Every time you do this my already low interest in playing EVE decrease even further. I am already at teh 0 level and now I am going into the negative, to the point that I will start to actively discourage everyone I know from playing EVE.
When i log I want to play, not to spend 2 hours reading other players suggestion on the forum to find a way to make your game function. I have been a supporter of the game for years but your incompetence is killing it step by step.


Dude...I can so see you tying a woman to some train tracks, AND then making this post.

Either that, or selling used frigates and cruisers at discount prices...Venkul's Vexors & More Spacecraft Lot. Yeah....
"If."
Orlacc
#13 - 2012-05-12 16:48:07 UTC
Gee whiz it always seems like it is the client's fault, not the computer/owner. Why is that?

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Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#14 - 2012-05-12 17:44:50 UTC
Chribba wrote:
I wonder why the launcher always show now, and not the splash...


Chribba, can set the launcher to only show when there is an update, and you can set it to go away after launch.

I think I am misunderstanding your post though.

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Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-05-12 17:46:12 UTC
Ranger 1 wrote:
Chribba wrote:
I wonder why the launcher always show now, and not the splash...


Chribba, can set the launcher to only show when there is an update, and you can set it to go away after launch.

I think I am misunderstanding your post though.

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Evil Brock Nelson
#16 - 2012-05-12 18:01:37 UTC
Yeah the launcher is broken...

Its stuck on "1/4 Validating Client 0.0%" for a good 10 minutes before coming to this error message

Ran repair tool, no effect

Reinstalled client, no effect

Running eve.exe gets me in the game

CCP...do yourself a favor and get rid of the ******* launcher since it doesn't do anything other than acts as a fancy icon.
Arec Bardwin
#17 - 2012-05-12 18:13:51 UTC
I get this as well;

Launcher pops up, validates client for a little moment (up to 10%), then a quick splash screen, folowed by normal startup. And I have set launcher to only show if there's a patch.
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#18 - 2012-05-12 18:14:52 UTC
Miilla wrote:
Boken?


The pirates stole the R again.

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Daneirkus Auralex
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-05-13 00:37:14 UTC
Evil Brock Nelson wrote:

CCP...do yourself a favor and get rid of the ******* launcher since it doesn't do anything other than acts as a fancy icon.

False.
Gonada
Pyke Syndicate
Solyaris Chtonium
#20 - 2012-05-13 02:59:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Gonada
and of course there is never anything worng with the computer you run, the operating syustem you run, how much porn and tracking cookies you have on it, and your connection............../sarcasm
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