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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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BFE
Shadow Flight
#2521 - 2012-05-11 05:40:09 UTC
If I woke up to my avatar standing over me.... I'd ask her why she still had her clothes on, and why she was still only standing there...... Mmmm, Yummy!!! Twisted
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#2522 - 2012-05-11 07:43:42 UTC
BFE wrote:
If I woke up to my avatar standing over me.... I'd ask her why she still had her clothes on, and why she was still only standing there...... Mmmm, Yummy!!! Twisted

My thoughts exactly...

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Boomhaur
#2523 - 2012-05-11 07:51:05 UTC
Darth Gustav, sounds like a sith name. Here let me show you to this lovely lava planet I am doing PI on *opens cargo bay*...

Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you.
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2524 - 2012-05-11 11:49:55 UTC
*waves hand* I'm not the drone you're looking for.

Don't ban me, bro!
Lima Foxtrot
Perkone
Caldari State
#2525 - 2012-05-11 18:57:44 UTC
Mr Kidd wrote:
*waves hand* I'm not the drone you're looking for.


Did... Did I do it with you last night?
Astrid Solette
Doomheim
#2526 - 2012-05-11 19:04:57 UTC
Lima Foxtrot wrote:
Mr Kidd wrote:
*waves hand* I'm not the drone you're looking for.


Did... Did I do it with you last night?


Good lord girl! Here, have a sandwich.
Malak Dawnfire
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#2527 - 2012-05-11 19:21:35 UTC
Astrid Solette wrote:
Lima Foxtrot wrote:
Mr Kidd wrote:
*waves hand* I'm not the drone you're looking for.


Did... Did I do it with you last night?


Good lord girl! Here, have a sandwich.


Good morning fellow Gallente, it seems that we were discussing politics and liberty quite intensely last night in my bedchamber, this heated debate left us both exhausted and you decided to sleep over.

Quite the misconception!

/sips tea
Savage Angel
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2528 - 2012-05-11 19:29:56 UTC
@Malak Dawnfire

Your beard tickled.
Saia Tae Arragosa
Doomheim
#2529 - 2012-05-11 19:31:52 UTC
Savage Angel wrote:
@Malak Dawnfire

Your beard tickled.


Is that a Thorax in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Riall
Doomheim
#2530 - 2012-05-11 19:37:41 UTC
What was all that you were mumbling last night about locking on to the pod?

[center] "Buy PLEX, don't be a space butt"[/center]

[center] Keepin' it... me.[/center]

Just Alter
Futures Abstractions
#2531 - 2012-05-11 19:55:15 UTC
Riall wrote:
What was all that you were mumbling last night about locking on to the pod?



How the hell was i able to sleep with such a woman near me.

I must be getting old.
No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#2532 - 2012-05-11 20:05:58 UTC
Better you than my wife.

.
Kasenai en Levesque
Syndicate Medical
#2533 - 2012-05-11 21:00:30 UTC
...This will get me into the goons, right? Ugh
Lady Starfire
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2534 - 2012-05-11 21:23:54 UTC
Hmmm I think I shall be taking your hair as a memento.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#2535 - 2012-05-11 21:25:07 UTC
Lady Starfire wrote:
Hmmm I think I shall be taking your hair as a memento.



WHAT THE ****!

Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel **IG OOPE **
Lady Starfire
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2536 - 2012-05-11 21:58:50 UTC
Your forehead is to wrinkly for my scanner to read your bar code.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#2537 - 2012-05-11 22:05:58 UTC
AAAAA Burn it! Burn it with Navy Hellfires!

Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel **IG OOPE **
Toriessian
Helion Production Labs
Independent Operators Consortium
#2538 - 2012-05-11 22:13:49 UTC
ummm... what happened to Starfire? and why are you doing that to her in my room when she obviously needs medical assistance.

Every day I'm wafflin!
NickyYo
modro
Northern Coalition.
#2539 - 2012-05-11 22:52:12 UTC
Wheres the pink hat SirMolle ?

..
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
#2540 - 2012-05-12 02:03:41 UTC
You look like you're lost... Don't worry, we'll get you back to your fleet, you go get in your pod and undock, and I'll be along shortly...