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Aesheera
Doomheim
#141 - 2012-05-08 08:55:49 UTC
The latter.

I see a pattern Blink

- I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.
uwai223
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#142 - 2012-05-08 11:55:06 UTC  |  Edited by: uwai223
Hey, 8 kills in April. You might even earn your 10 mil if you keep up the positive trend troughout May. I've been extra lazy so you guys have a chance.

We are required by our constitution to let the voters think they have a choice. That's democracy!
Eternum Praetorian
Doomheim
#143 - 2012-05-08 12:12:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Eternum Praetorian
uwai223 wrote:
Hey, 8 kills in April. You might even earn your 10 mil if you keep up the positive trend troughout May. I've been extra lazy so you guys have a chance.




It's not our fault that everyone that we have been hired to fight against ends up being afraid to undock and fight back. Straight




So far, all of our clients have been extremely happy because we have utterly shut their aggressors down from the first day of the war. That is also why the contracts are steadily coming in at this point, we have already amassed a list of good references. Oh, and Vegasmirage who seems intent on keeping our thread at the very top. Thx for your support!

Today a new wardec opens...
It is our hope that we will FINALLY get some fleet action with at least 50% less neut RR faggotry on station. I doubt it, but time will tell.

* keeps fingers crossed.

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Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#144 - 2012-05-08 17:02:18 UTC
uwai223 wrote:
Hey, 8 kills in April. You might even earn your 10 mil if you keep up the positive trend troughout May. I've been extra lazy so you guys have a chance.


Man, look at all those POS modules you bashed. And look at those blobs! You are a true PvPer!

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
Scar Tripitaka
30plus LLC
Brave Collective
#145 - 2012-05-08 17:24:11 UTC
Hey Malum Crusis

Just want to say thanks for helping us.

Malum Crusis does exactly what it says on the tin ;)

No doubt we'll need you again.
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#146 - 2012-05-09 12:50:22 UTC
I don't know who the hell this thread thinks he is falling so close to the second page, but he's getting a bump so his lazy ass gets back to the top.

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
Aesheera
Doomheim
#147 - 2012-05-09 13:39:16 UTC
Rawr!

To the top.

- I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.
Witchcrafte
State War Academy
Caldari State
#148 - 2012-05-10 21:19:12 UTC
Dirty Deeds, done dirt cheap!
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#149 - 2012-05-11 04:04:13 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
Witchcrafte wrote:
Dirty Deeds, done dirt cheap! We have added windows and dog wanking services


Confirming bathrooms in my Capt's quarters have never been cleaner!

Thanks gise for completing contract in time n on buttjet

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Aesheera
Doomheim
#150 - 2012-05-11 11:12:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Aesheera
VegasMirage wrote:
Witchcrafte wrote:
Dirty Deeds, done dirt cheap! We have added windows and dog wanking services


Confirming bathrooms in my Capt's quarters have never been cleaner!

Thanks gise for completing contract in time n on buttjet

We're glad to have schooled you in the basic maintenance of your own bathroom, toilets and girl corners.

Took you a while to make you put on the cleaning robes, but after only a few days of carefully spelling out to you how to use a mop, you we're cleaning your own toilets like a boss.

AND WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO GET INVOLVED.

SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A CLASS ACT.

Good boy.

MALUM † CRUSIS NOW OFFERING CONTRACTS TO TEACH THOSE OF LESSER INTELLECT HOW TO CLEAN POTTIES THEMSELVES.

Convo me for details.

AS FAR AS THE WINDOW AND WANKING MENTION GOES:

It's funny though, Witchcrafte doesn't seem to have editted his post.
You'll have to be referring to some personal advertisement, but judging you IM SURE YOU'RE A MASTER WANKER ♥

So i'm sure you'll do fine (You have to make your own thread for that though, but I can offer you a contract to explain that to you as well).

- I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.
Eternum Praetorian
Doomheim
#151 - 2012-05-11 13:28:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Eternum Praetorian
VegasMirage wrote:

Confirming bathrooms in my Capt's quarters have never been cleaner!


That being said, I do admit to be a little afraid of leaving Jita and the safe neut RR blanket that I have created for myself. I do fly really expensive ships allot of the time, and taking them off of the undock is a major risk for me, I hope you guys can learn to appreciate that. However, with a couple of guardians in tow and with the new insta docking mechanics, I can PVP the way I want to PVP without much risk.


Eternum, you are one of the best PVP'ers that I have ever seen, and I would be happy to polish your nob at a moments notice FYI.



Well... Shocked


I am not sure what this post was about, but I am glad that you are finnaly owning up to your methods in game. About the knob polishing though... um... weird?


I did LOL after I read this though.




Edit:
Oh I see you have edited your post... figures. Well whatever, most of EVE is aware of your trademarked methods of riskless carebear PVP. So what? Did you like get drunk last night or something, wake up and realize what you had done?



(is really confused) Straight

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Pria Pism
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#152 - 2012-05-11 19:15:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Pria Pism
I think we have stretched the boundary of the 'There is no such thing as bad publicity...' marketing strategy.

My advice is to change your corp name and start over.

My top 3 corp names for you are:

1. Milquetoast Avengers , with the motto: We will come out and salvage the wrecks once our aggro timer is up.

2. Everything is a Tarp, Motto: We can't chance it!

3. Ban neutral reppers, Motto: Ban neutral reppers.

Add 1

4. Mr.Mrs. Anya Hermaphrodite fan club: Motto: For the love of God CCP let me change my Avatar!



If you choose to stick with your current game-plan though, I would like to Pay you to 'Merc' fight my corp. The isk to LoL's ratio would be well worth it.
Waylan Yutani
SkyLark Insurgency
#153 - 2012-05-11 19:30:52 UTC
Pria Pism wrote:
I think we have stretched the boundary of the 'There is no such thing as bad publicity...' marketing strategy.

My advice is to change your corp name and start over.

My top 3 corp names for you are:

1. Milquetoast Avengers , with the motto: We will come out and salvage the wrecks once our aggro timer is up.

2. Everything is a Tarp, Motto: We can't chance it!

3. Ban neutral reppers, Motto: Ban neutral reppers.

Add 1

4. Mr.Mrs. Anya Hermaphrodite fan club: Motto: For the love of God CCP let me change my Avatar!


Or you can vote on your own, I won't take offense if you experiment with some of my chioces. I hold no legal rights to them nor would a court of law ever believe you didn't come up with them on your own based on the similarities.


Hey, arent you that pro incursus pilot operating out of jita?
Pria Pism
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#154 - 2012-05-11 19:33:51 UTC
Waylan Yutani wrote:


Hey, arent you that pro incursus pilot operating out of jita?



Come on you can do better than "pro" can't you?
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#155 - 2012-05-11 20:06:02 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
Waylan Yutani wrote:
Pria Pism wrote:
I think we have stretched the boundary of the 'There is no such thing as bad publicity...' marketing strategy.

My advice is to change your corp name and start over.

My top 3 corp names for you are:

1. Milquetoast Avengers , with the motto: We will come out and salvage the wrecks once our aggro timer is up.

2. Everything is a Tarp, Motto: We can't chance it!

3. Ban neutral reppers, Motto: Ban neutral reppers.

Add 1

4. Mr.Mrs. Anya Hermaphrodite fan club: Motto: For the love of God CCP let me change my Avatar!


Or you can vote on your own, I won't take offense if you experiment with some of my chioces. I hold no legal rights to them nor would a court of law ever believe you didn't come up with them on your own based on the similarities.


Hey, arent you that pro incursus pilot operating out of jita?


Hey, aren't you that guy... wait nobody knows you.

Pria, I have their new name "Malum Loot Pinata Crisis"

Bahhhh! Blood Union and Drone Fed just made a meal out of Malum Crusis, btw nice efficiency you gise have 34% o_O

Anya "monkey face" Klibor loses another loot pinata... did "it stay up" this time too. Another "mercy" kill?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13326361

back to cleaning Jita 4-4 toilets with you scrubs

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Eternum Praetorian
Doomheim
#156 - 2012-05-11 21:02:54 UTC
Thx for the bumps guys, it is good to stay on top all weekend. Keep it up!

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Pria Pism
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#157 - 2012-05-11 21:36:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Pria Pism
Eternum Praetorian wrote:
Thx for the bumps guys, it is good to stay on top all weekend. Keep it up!



Staying on top and getting ANY merc contracts is 2 different beasts entirely....

Especially when you give your last contract an extra month of decs vs THEM with all the loot you gave their enemies with those navy vexor and maelstom pinata kills....

The top can be a lonely place, when you get there by standing on your own fe-ces.

And by the way how the hell do u not get a 1.6 bil pod out when your being locked by 2 bs's and the slowest cruiser scan res ships?
Waylan Yutani
SkyLark Insurgency
#158 - 2012-05-11 21:58:57 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
Waylan Yutani wrote:
Pria Pism wrote:
I think we have stretched the boundary of the 'There is no such thing as bad publicity...' marketing strategy.

My advice is to change your corp name and start over.

My top 3 corp names for you are:

1. Milquetoast Avengers , with the motto: We will come out and salvage the wrecks once our aggro timer is up.

2. Everything is a Tarp, Motto: We can't chance it!

3. Ban neutral reppers, Motto: Ban neutral reppers.

Add 1

4. Mr.Mrs. Anya Hermaphrodite fan club: Motto: For the love of God CCP let me change my Avatar!


Or you can vote on your own, I won't take offense if you experiment with some of my chioces. I hold no legal rights to them nor would a court of law ever believe you didn't come up with them on your own based on the similarities.


Hey, arent you that pro incursus pilot operating out of jita?


Hey, aren't you that guy... wait nobody knows you.



That's okay, i don't really want to be known as a fail forum-whoring troll Roll
Pria Pism
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#159 - 2012-05-11 23:35:58 UTC
Waylan Yutani wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
Waylan Yutani wrote:
Pria Pism wrote:
I think we have stretched the boundary of the 'There is no such thing as bad publicity...' marketing strategy.

My advice is to change your corp name and start over.

My top 3 corp names for you are:

1. Milquetoast Avengers , with the motto: We will come out and salvage the wrecks once our aggro timer is up.

2. Everything is a Tarp, Motto: We can't chance it!

3. Ban neutral reppers, Motto: Ban neutral reppers.

Add 1

4. Mr.Mrs. Anya Hermaphrodite fan club: Motto: For the love of God CCP let me change my Avatar!


Or you can vote on your own, I won't take offense if you experiment with some of my chioces. I hold no legal rights to them nor would a court of law ever believe you didn't come up with them on your own based on the similarities.


Hey, arent you that pro incursus pilot operating out of jita?


Hey, aren't you that guy... wait nobody knows you.



That's okay, i don't really want to be known as a fail forum-whoring troll Roll




But yet...

"Hey, arent you that pro incursus pilot operating out of jita?"
Aesheera
Doomheim
#160 - 2012-05-12 09:40:23 UTC
Pria Pism wrote:
I think we have stretched the boundary of the 'There is no such thing as bad publicity...' marketing strategy.

No such thing for real.
The fact that YOU keep drawing attention to us keeps us up there.
And it does help tho, bad trolls don't tend to block business, it just seems to improve it.
When there's offers on a nearly daily basis, you can believe your own stories and tales, I can safely say, Malum cares little to nothing for anything you have to say.

Pria Pism wrote:
If you choose to stick with your current game-plan though, I would like to Pay you to 'Merc' fight my corp. The isk to LoL's ratio would be well worth it.

We'll just keep chasing corps into yours.
Then you can get your 24 hours of whining on a frequent basis.

- I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.