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After the GREAT SUCCESS of our last rr bc fleet (see previous page for ham drake rr action!)

The call was made to SUIT UP and 5 normal civilans became DEFENDERS OF ALL THAT IS GOOD and WARRIORS OF FREEDOM, JUSTICE AND ALL THINGS PINK AND FLUFFY.

5 men went into that toilet cubicle, 10 minutes (and some odd grunts) later, 5 HEROES emerged.

The roll up this time was:

Billy Piper (and her teeth)
Dracula Spock
Pope John Paul II (and his hat / choirboy)
Terry Wogan (in the VIP)

All battle scarred veterans of wars long forgotten.

We welcomed a new member to our ELITE CRIME FIGHTING SQUADRON OF JUSTICE AND NICE SMELLING PERFUME:

Radish Man




We set off in hopes of finding glory and victory.

AKA we sat on the undock of BRUE REPUBRIC and engaged anything that undocked.

Eventually, they manned up and brought out a small fleet that would pose a threat to our mighty HURRICANE BATTLE BALL FORMATION ALPHA.

We decided to stop engaging and discuss the situation and whether we could feasibly take them.



During this brief debate, our name and honore was being slandered in local chat by the brave RvBers (who already outnumbered us 2:1)

The discussion ended, and only one question arose:

"Are you all insured?"


And with the positive reply WE LET LOOSE THE CANNONS OF RUST AND DUCT TAPE.

Their bc/bs gang with some small tackle dropped like flies before us, and our tank held steady (although it was definitely being tested).

They all deagged and docked up with us claiming GLORIOUS VICTORY and holding the field of the undock on their hq.



Shortly after, we decided to re-enage after a few failed attempts to catch some targets off grid.

250k off station we became tackled by an enyo (who lived in structure damn him).

The rest of their gang landed and we began to engage. This time they had a neut dominix which played havoc with our tanks.

Suddenly, local spiked by 30 or so and a boatload of ships appear on dscan.

We are all heavily tackled and OH **** is mentioned on comms.





TROLOLOLOLOLOLdogs fleet comp was GREAT SUCCESS





n1n1n1n1n1

Would welp fleet again!

Join us, we fight ANYTHING in ANYTHING

Solo PvP over an afternoon (various reships are made).

BRAP BRAP BRAP

Just had a small fight literally as downtime was coming.

The fight finished in the last 30 seconds of the DT timer =)




We have spent the morning fagging around both HQs trying to get some fights, however their gangs were too large and their ships were too faction (******* cynabals against thrashers lol).



Just as we were about to log for DT, RADISH MAN mentioned a Harby and Myrm on undock.

We switched out to drakes as the harb and myrm agroed and popped the thrasher (what a hero). The thrasher reshipped to a curse just as the harb popped and as the myrm entered low armor. We needed the neuts to break the dudes repping before DT hit us lol

GFGFGFGFGFGFGF

More small gang fights!

(They had about 20 more on grid)

Rupture

vs

10 Frigs (t1 t2 and faction)
1 Curse
5+ Cruisers




Sadly i lacked the dps and cap to stay around long enough to kill anything other than basic tackle.


Many GFs to be had!

We are contemplating going back to 0.0 in a few weeks!

HAR HAR HAR

Your nados wont work against us RvB!

Just a bit of pewpew 30s before downtime hits!

Current stats (the war is coming to and end later today and we are moving out) in the war against RvB stand at:

268 kills worth 13.66b

vs

56 losses worth 1.85b



with an 88.09% efficiency.



GF RvB it has been great fun these past 2 weeks!

daily roams.

at least 2-3 people on usually in afternoon and like 4-7 in evenings.

it really depends on days off =)

and yeah if you guys could inject a few more bodies we have a few more efficient fleet comps that we could do on a regular basis (lack of numbers is tough to work with hehe)



join our channel ingame and mail me atropey or cyber and im sure we can get something sorted.

our ts details are public and in the channel too so hop on if you have any questions!

catch you around



EDIT:


and our FINAL fight with rvb.

Just messing around with our remaining ships and engaging everything and anything =)




FINAL STATS for the RvB wardec:

279 kills worth 14.09b
62 losses worth 1.9b
88.15 eff

=)

We all logged back in and the gang had gone.

After running into a small t1 cruiser gang on the way home, a raptor tackled me on the last 0.0 warp (he totally came from nowhere lol).

Luckily the drake applied webs and we melted him. Local spiked by 30 and we commenced the pew pew. We had to bail after killing a ferox due to overwhelming numbers of recons, but lost a hookbill in the process =(

GFs all afternoon!