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J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-05-09 08:51:08 UTC
Give the man an Oscar, heck even create an award just for him. I've been watching the mission debriefing reel 1,2,3 which I hadn't seen before and i have been laughing out loud all morning attracting curious stares from co-workers.

"This tiny craft contains over sex milion elements and if only one of them fails everything will go kaput!" "his body will explode in drei sekonden, burnt like a bratwurst, squeezed like a schnitzel" *look of terror on Guard's face* omg hahaha

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Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#2 - 2012-05-09 08:57:14 UTC
10 space buxs says Guard drives a big SUV or wants one... You know the napoleon complex and all.

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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-05-09 09:06:43 UTC
Brooks Puuntai wrote:
10 space buxs says Guard drives a big SUV or wants one... You know the napoleon complex and all.


I met Guard at the recent London meet. Dude is awesome and actually incredibly good-natured about his height.

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Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

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Sunviking
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-05-09 09:08:54 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Brooks Puuntai wrote:
10 space buxs says Guard drives a big SUV or wants one... You know the napoleon complex and all.


I met Guard at the recent London meet. Dude is awesome and actually incredibly good-natured about his height.


Yeah I met him too, he seemed quite relaxed about it.
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#5 - 2012-05-09 09:27:48 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:


I met Guard at the recent London meet. Dude is awesome and actually incredibly good-natured about his height.


I know thats why its fun to joke around with him about it. Even his in-game portrait is a jest towards his height.

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Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
#6 - 2012-05-09 10:48:25 UTC
And yet his stature within the community is towering.

Love you man.

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Stoogie
Cadre Assault Force
#7 - 2012-05-09 10:51:40 UTC
Wasn't a fan of guard from his vids but met him at the london pubmeet and he seemed as chilled and fun as the rest of the ccp dev;s there.
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#8 - 2012-05-09 11:13:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Ciar Meara
"Power resides where men believe it resides; it's a trick, a shadow on the wall, and a very small man can cast a very large shadow."
―Varys

When Guard finally gets launched into space he shall block out the sun and we shall fight in the shade!

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Ursula Thrace
Dreamland Augmented Consortium
#9 - 2012-05-09 12:34:22 UTC
CCP Guard is a great representative for the company. He has real screen presence and is very entertaining. I hope CCP continues to use his talents.

On a side note, I really wouldn't mind more videos featuring CCP Punkturis and Associate Producer Helga Gunnarsdottir! Blink

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#10 - 2012-05-09 14:09:28 UTC
Best Guard!

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Vertisce Soritenshi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-05-09 14:30:44 UTC
I propose that CCP make a statue that represents CCP Guard to place outside Jita 4-4 that will replace the now shattered statue.

This statue should depict guard looking off to the right towards the sky with his fists on his hips and chest puffed up.

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Vertisce Soritenshi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-05-11 12:55:24 UTC
I keep getting likes to my forum post above but nobody replied to bump the thread up!

We need a statue of Guard so we can have a religion of Guard with a religious relic similar to Kumaak.

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CCP Guard
C C P
C C P Alliance
#13 - 2012-05-11 15:15:52 UTC
You guys <3

Smile

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Algol Bailiwick
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-05-11 15:18:07 UTC
Guard reminds me of Alfred Bester from Babylon 5, but lovable instead of hateable.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#15 - 2012-05-11 15:19:02 UTC
The look on your face in the second video when they were describing all the horrible ways to die was great.

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Klown Walk
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-05-11 15:34:37 UTC
what is he guarding?
J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2012-05-11 15:57:55 UTC
Klown Walk wrote:
what is he guarding?


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Lijhal
Innoruuks Wrath
#18 - 2012-05-11 16:24:34 UTC
J3ssica Alba wrote:


"This tiny craft contains over sex milion elements and if only one of them fails everything will go kaput!" "his body will explode in drei sekonden, burnt like a bratwurst, squeezed like a schnitzel"

http://www.ccpgames.com/skywardsphere





HAHA, well done guard... well done

btw Guard, wieso bist du nicht mit torfi und Dr. Greyjoy in Berlin ?



english version *why arent you with torfi and Dr. Greyjoy in Berlin? *

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CCP Guard
C C P
C C P Alliance
#19 - 2012-05-11 16:28:16 UTC
Lijhal wrote:
J3ssica Alba wrote:


"This tiny craft contains over sex milion elements and if only one of them fails everything will go kaput!" "his body will explode in drei sekonden, burnt like a bratwurst, squeezed like a schnitzel"

http://www.ccpgames.com/skywardsphere





HAHA, well done guard... well done

btw Guard, wieso bist du nicht mit torfi und Dr. Greyjoy in Berlin ?



english version *why arent you with torfi and Dr. Greyjoy in Berlin? *


I think it's because there was a beer shortage in Germany after I was there last year for Gamescom and GDC. But that's just a personal conspiracy theory...

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Gouzu Kho
Kho Incorporated
The Lone Space Wolves
#20 - 2012-05-11 16:40:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Gouzu Kho
I loved the video with the bike, the face was priceless.

And 'Ben' was also awesome...

And I just had to look it up, his name is actually Ben Bohn. Does he have a CCP name ?
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