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post killmails that make you go :cripes:

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Ayla Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-05-06 17:11:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Ayla Hanaya
I'll just leave this here...
2012.04.29 15:14:00

Victim: XXXXXX
Corp: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Faction: None
Destroyed: Mackinaw
System: Uotila
Security: 0.6
Damage Taken: 3989

Involved parties:

Name: XXXXX (laid the final blow)
Security: -10.0
Corp: XXXXXXX
Alliance: XXXXXXX
Faction: None
Ship: Catalyst
Weapon: Light Neutron Blaster II
Damage Done: 3323

Name: XXXXXX
Security: 0.1
Corp: XXXXXXXXX
Alliance: XXXXXXX
Faction: None
Ship: Catalyst
Weapon: Catalyst
Damage Done: 666


Destroyed items:

Caldari Navy Adaptive Invulnerability Field
Expanded Cargohold II
Medium Core Defense Field Extender I
Ice Harvester II
Caldari Navy Small Shield Extender
Domination EM Ward Amplifier, Qty: 2
Internal Force Field Array I
Medium Cargohold Optimization I
Hammerhead II, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay)

Dropped items:

Ice Harvester II
Hammerhead II (Drone Bay)

I don't know about constructive comments, except for maybe, to cut your losses, macks are paper-thin anyways, don't fit faction mods on them, T2 or bust.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#2 - 2012-05-06 17:15:49 UTC
As much as a laugh is a laugh, you probably want to read the forum rules.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

CrazySpaceHobo
Haddock's Legitimate Trading
#3 - 2012-05-06 17:27:03 UTC
Seems a fairly legit, if overpriced omni-tank
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-05-06 18:11:15 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
As much as a laugh is a laugh, you probably want to read the forum rules.



This kind of neutered KM is perfectly legal.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#5 - 2012-05-06 18:22:10 UTC
Aiwha wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
As much as a laugh is a laugh, you probably want to read the forum rules.



This kind of neutered KM is perfectly legal.


He originally posted an un-censored version :)

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#6 - 2012-05-06 18:35:43 UTC
Congrats on killing a mining ship.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Hinkledolph
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-05-06 18:48:21 UTC
I don't get this Sad
Aggressive Nutmeg
#8 - 2012-05-07 00:24:17 UTC
Is this something?

Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-05-07 06:31:12 UTC
Loot fairy says no.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Loike
Pyramid Celestial
#10 - 2012-05-07 08:20:14 UTC
Wow, you did that with a catalyst, that is some creative and forward thinking indeed!
Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#11 - 2012-05-07 21:03:35 UTC
I know right, guess that guy who called pirates the Invisible Fist of Darwin was dead on the money :D

Pirates - The Invisible Fist of Darwin

you're welcome
Vincenzo DiFrancesco
The Fancy Hats Corporation
#12 - 2012-05-08 18:04:12 UTC
Most of the killmails I have could probably go on this list. :P
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2012-05-09 02:11:08 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Congrats on killing a mining ship.

Says the guy who whines about spawning CONCORD in belts as an exploit even when it's been verified to be legitimate gameplay.

Misplaced elitism methinks.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
#14 - 2012-05-11 19:51:36 UTC
Links to killmails removed as they are not allowed according to our Crime & Punishment forum rules:

The posting of killmails is permitted, however following criteria must be met:

a) The name of the victim must be removed or covered up
b) The killmail must be posted along with constructive text/content. This means no posting new threads with simply a killmail in it without a comment.
c) The killmail must be posted directly into the post and may not be a link to a third-party site.

CCP Phantom - Senior Community Developer
Vile EnEon
Breast Augmentation Charity Society
#15 - 2012-05-12 16:09:18 UTC
OK,

Lets try this again:

Quote:
2012.05.05 20:41

Victim: ******
Corp: ***********
Alliance: NONE
Faction: None
Destroyed: Machariel
System: Agrallarier
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 66950

Involved parties:

Name: Vile EnEon (laid the final blow)
Security: 4.0
Corp: Inappropriate Acquisitions
Alliance: NONE
Faction: None
Ship: Ishkur
Weapon: Hobgoblin II
Damage Done: 66950


Destroyed items:

Large Capacitor Control Circuit I, Qty: 3
800mm Repeating Artillery II, Qty: 3
X-Large Shield Booster II
Gyrostabilizer II, Qty: 2
Shield Boost Amplifier II
Adaptive Invulnerability Field II
Proton L, Qty: 480
Tracking Enhancer II
Guristas Diamond Tag (Cargo)
Proton L, Qty: 1873 (Cargo)
Phased Plasma L, Qty: 6699 (Cargo)
Angel Diamond Tag (Cargo)
Hornet II (Drone Bay)

Dropped items:

Co-Processor II
Proton L, Qty: 360
Heavy Nosferatu II
800mm Repeating Artillery II, Qty: 4
Adaptive Invulnerability Field II
Federation Navy Stasis Webifier
Gyrostabilizer II
Tracking Enhancer II, Qty: 2
Angel Palladium Tag (Cargo)
Titanium Sabot L, Qty: 5982 (Cargo)
Hammerhead II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Hornet II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)



Morale of the story, don't log off with a non cap stable active tank ship and allow 5 light drones to peck you to death. If you do this we will make fun of you!
Gorki Andropov
I Dn't Knw Wht You Wnt Bt I Cn't Gve It Anymre
#16 - 2012-05-12 19:13:27 UTC
Copine Callmeknau
Callmeknau Holdings
#17 - 2012-05-13 05:59:54 UTC
Am I doing it right? Oops

2012.05.03 17:32

Victim: Copine Callmeknau
Corp: Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
Alliance: Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Faction: None
Destroyed: Vindicator
System: J110810
Security: 0.0
Damage Taken: 75950

Involved parties:

Name: Archdaimon (laid the final blow)
Security: 2.2
Corp: NorCorp Enterprise
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Proteus
Weapon: Heavy Neutron Blaster II
Damage Done: 25825

Name: pontias
Security: -0.8
Corp: eXceed Inc.
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Legion
Weapon: Caldari Navy Inferno Assault Missile
Damage Done: 13224

Name: Shadow Raver
Security: 3.1
Corp: NorCorp Enterprise
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Legion
Weapon: Legion
Damage Done: 7111

Name: Thea Yulivee
Security: -2.4
Corp: eXceed Inc.
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Legion
Weapon: Legion
Damage Done: 6667

Name: Pun1sh3r
Security: 4.2
Corp: NorCorp Enterprise
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Proteus
Weapon: Heavy Neutron Blaster II
Damage Done: 5673

Name: Langaker
Security: 4.9
Corp: NorCorp Enterprise
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Drake
Weapon: Scourge Fury Heavy Missile
Damage Done: 5397

Name: PilotBRS
Security: 1.4
Corp: NorCorp Enterprise
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Deimos
Weapon: Deimos
Damage Done: 4006

Name: Victor MaCleod
Security: -0.2
Corp: NorCorp Enterprise
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Absolution
Weapon: Absolution
Damage Done: 3606

Name: Revein
Security: 1.9
Corp: NorCorp Enterprise
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Legion
Weapon: Nova Rage Assault Missile
Damage Done: 2581

Name: Freyja 101
Security: 1.7
Corp: NorCorp Enterprise
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Legion
Weapon: Hammerhead II
Damage Done: 1420

Name: Chrysopelea
Security: 3.8
Corp: eXceed Inc.
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Arazu
Weapon: Arazu
Damage Done: 440

Name: Fislisa
Security: 5.0
Corp: NorCorp Enterprise
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Proteus
Weapon: Federation Navy Stasis Webifier
Damage Done: 0

Name: KrogothZero
Security: 3.0
Corp: eXceed Inc.
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Guardian
Weapon: Hornet EC-300
Damage Done: 0

Name: Grizzly Kreyszig
Security: 1.7
Corp: NorCorp Enterprise
Alliance: No Holes Barred
Faction: None
Ship: Tengu
Weapon: ECM - White Noise Generator II
Damage Done: 0


Destroyed items:

Void L, Qty: 320
Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Qty: 3
Federation Navy Stasis Webifier
Navy Cap Booster 800, Qty: 5
Centus X-Type Large Armor Repairer
Federation Navy Magnetic Field Stabilizer
Federation Navy 1600mm Reinforced Steel Plates
Large Auxiliary Nano Pump I
Large Nanobot Accelerator I
Large Anti-Explosive Pump I

Dropped items:

Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Qty: 5
Void L, Qty: 320
Federation Navy Stasis Webifier
Dark Blood Heavy Capacitor Booster
True Sansha Warp Scrambler
Core A-Type 100MN MicroWarpdrive
Federation Navy Magnetic Field Stabilizer, Qty: 2
Corpum C-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane
Damage Control II
Void L, Qty: 705 (Cargo)
Nanite Repair Paste, Qty: 243 (Cargo)
Null L, Qty: 800 (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 1200 (Cargo)
Navy Cap Booster 800, Qty: 14 (Cargo)

There should be a rather awesome pic here
Darius Brinn
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-05-14 08:35:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Darius Brinn
Lady Spank wrote:
Congrats on killing a mining ship.


Sometimes you kill mining ships which by no rights should be mining ships.

I once shot a volley just because I could, and this happened:

2012.05.02 00:20

Victim: XXXXXXXXXXX
Corp: XXXXXXXXXXX
Alliance: XXXXXXXXXXX
Faction: XXXXXXXXXXX
Destroyed: Nemesis
System: XXXXXXXXXXX
Security: 0.0
Damage Taken: 1843

Involved parties:

Name: Guardian Chief Patroller / Serpentis Corporation
Damage Done: 1552

Name: Darius Brinn (laid the final blow)
Security: 3.7
Corp: Iberians
Alliance: Iberians.
Faction: None
Ship: Naga
Weapon: 425mm Compressed Coil Gun I
Damage Done: 291


Destroyed items:

Dual Diode Mining Laser I, Qty: 2
Small Neutron Saturation Injector I
Expanded Cargohold II
Small Cargohold Optimization I, Qty: 2
Prototype 'Arbalest' Torpedo Launcher
Inferno Torpedo, Qty: 36
Dark Ochre, Qty: 18 (Cargo)
Inferno Torpedo, Qty: 100 (Cargo)

Dropped items:

1MN MicroWarpdrive II
Cap Recharger II
Prototype 'Arbalest' Torpedo Launcher
Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
Survey Scanner II
Expanded Cargohold II
Onyx Ochre, Qty: 26 (Cargo)

While a mining ship was indeed destroyed, the killmail got me thinking.

I know that, sometimes, thinking outside the box is good and depending on the situation at hand, healthy, fun and can grant you success.

But still, the ****ing box is there for several reasons. One of them states that, if you require a pathetically low amount of Ochre ores, you simply do not do this. No, seriously. You buy the 44 units in High Sec or whatever. He WAS trying to get out of the system, mind you: apparently he already had what he came for.
Unit757
North Point
#19 - 2012-05-14 12:57:54 UTC
2011.11.30 02:30

Victim: XXXXXX
Corp: XXXXXXX
Alliance: XXXXXXX
Faction: None
Destroyed: Raven Navy Issue
System: Gyerzen
Security: 0.4
Damage Taken: 35726

Involved parties:

Name: XXXXXXX
Security: 1.1
Corp: XXXXXX
Alliance: None
Faction: None
Ship: Myrmidon
Weapon: Ogre II
Damage Done: 12347

Name: XXXXXX
Security: -2.7
Corp: XXXXXXX
Alliance: None
Faction: None
Ship: Loki
Weapon: Loki
Damage Done: 10482

Name: XXXXXX(laid the final blow)
Security: 1.2
Corp: XXXXXXX
Alliance: None
Faction: None
Ship: Tengu
Weapon: Scourge Fury Heavy Missile
Damage Done: 8983

Name: XXXXXXX
Security: 1.8
Corp: XXXXXXX
Alliance: None
Faction: None
Ship: Bhaalgorn
Weapon: Bhaalgorn
Damage Done: 3914

Name: XXXXXXX
Security: 3.1
Corp: XXXXXXX
Alliance: None
Faction: None
Ship: Scorpion
Weapon: ECM - Multispectral Jammer II
Damage Done: 0


Destroyed items:

Serpent F.O.F. Light Missile I, Qty: 78
'Arbalest' Standard Missile Launcher, Qty: 3
Photon Scattering Field II
Large Shield Extender II
Ballistic Deflection Field II
Serpent F.O.F. Light Missile I, Qty: 664 (Cargo)
Wasp I, Qty: 4 (Cargo)
Wasp I (Drone Bay)

Dropped items:

Serpent F.O.F. Light Missile I, Qty: 195
'Arbalest' Standard Missile Launcher, Qty: 4
Explosion Dampening Field II
Heat Dissipation Field II
Invulnerability Field II
Damage Control II

Came back trying to get revenge for us killing his hulk. I would recommend the use of Battleship grade weapons next time :)
Rana Marrello
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-05-18 11:08:16 UTC
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=7940683

A total fail fit. How this guy thought he was an efficient mission runner I'll never know.

His threat of 'we will hunt you down' didn't stop me as I feel to this day I was helping the player buy making him realize the error of his ways.

I concluded the interaction with a link to a better Geddon.

Heck I even destroyed what his ship dropped in an effort to rid EvE of such horribleness
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