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Internet Lawyer Steve
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-05-08 23:25:33 UTC
Internet Lawyer Steve on the scene...

With the upcoming Inferno patch we realize that CCP is not adding anything new to the game. Just redoing old stuff, fixing stuff and swapping some skins. Since this is not an "Expansion" we must call it a patch. Since this is a Patch and not an Expansion, We here at the Law Offices of Internet Lawyer Steve and Associates felt like you, the New Eden Residence, Should know that CCP is not coming through with their claims of a new Expansion.

ex·pan·sion
 
noun
1.
the act or process of expanding.
2.
the state or quality of being expanded.
3.
the amount or degree of expanding.
4.
an expanded, dilated, or enlarged portion or form of a thing: The present article is an expansion of one he wrote last year.
5.
anything spread out; expanse.

Internet Lawyer Steve and Associates,

Bringing Justice to New Eden, One post at a time...
Ike Snicklefritz
Pink Fuzzy Dice
#2 - 2012-05-08 23:35:23 UTC
They're adding drone damage mods.

Case closed I win no further discussion needed. Yeah, there's even other stuff to counter your pointless kerfuffle, but really drone damage mods -- what more do you want?
Mathias Hex
#3 - 2012-05-09 00:17:04 UTC
I WANT MY $60 I PAID FOR THIS EXPANSION BACK!!! Oh what wait a minute I cant complain if it's free huh What?

I recall one night in a nightclub called the matrix, there I was... Mother of god there I am! Holy f**k.
Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-05-09 01:16:02 UTC
10/10

I personally thought this was hilarious.
Torneach
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-05-09 01:22:05 UTC
I for one think it is a good thing CCP is polishing older content, since they have demonstrated themselves unable to both add new content and improve the older features simultaneously.
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#6 - 2012-05-09 01:27:14 UTC
This is my lawyer and he has a different take...

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#7 - 2012-05-09 02:19:31 UTC
Mathias Hex wrote:
I WANT MY $60 I PAID FOR THIS EXPANSION BACK!!! Oh what wait a minute I cant complain if it's free huh What?


Dammit now I feel like an entitled little prick if I want to whine about it, you spoil all my fun, you do!

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#8 - 2012-05-09 02:26:03 UTC
Internet Lawyer Steve wrote:
With the upcoming Inferno patch we realize that CCP is not adding anything new to the game.
Sure. If we ignore the things that it adds to the game, and the ways in which it expand on gameplay.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#9 - 2012-05-09 02:31:22 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Internet Lawyer Steve wrote:
With the upcoming Inferno patch we realize that CCP is not adding anything new to the game.
Sure. If we ignore the things that it adds to the game, and the ways in which it expand on gameplay.

Uh oh.

Quick, just trivialize everything.

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Marlona Sky
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-05-09 03:02:58 UTC
I will take fixes over new content everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.