These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Out of Pod Experience

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
Previous page123Next page
 

How to sober up quickly?

First post
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2012-05-08 16:08:19 UTC
Disgusting, but... The morning poop thing is helpful. I have no idea why. Also the regurgitation before bed. T hat technique works wonders. If you can, try not to let your wife or girlfriend see you doing it. It's guaranteed not to raise your level of respect and esteem...
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#22 - 2012-05-08 16:19:47 UTC
Telegram Sam wrote:
Also the regurgitation before bed. T hat technique works wonders.

I call that "getting the top layer out". Also helpful to clear up early signs of nausea before continuing to drink.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#23 - 2012-05-08 16:25:13 UTC
I remember many nights where the regurgitation before bed was inevitable. Oh how many mornings I had waking up to snuggling with the kitchen waste basket.

Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel **IG OOPE **
TomyLobo
U2EZ
#24 - 2012-05-08 16:34:18 UTC
You can try choking yourself with your toothbrush while brushing your tongue. Honestly, it works!!!
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#25 - 2012-05-08 18:09:06 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
I'm going to have a coffee and a poo and hope for the best.




lol Big smile nowt wrong with a good stiff crap !
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2012-05-08 19:32:18 UTC
Karl Hobb wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Also the regurgitation before bed. T hat technique works wonders.

I call that "getting the top layer out". Also helpful to clear up early signs of nausea before continuing to drink.

In that case, straight shots of something highly alcoholic might be in order. To "clear the palate", as it were. Smile
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#27 - 2012-05-08 19:47:46 UTC
Despite my poor choices in early drinking I survived the trip to the allotment and managed to plant strawberries, onions, cabbages and onions and do general maintenance.

:P

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#28 - 2012-05-08 19:49:19 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Despite my poor choices in early drinking I survived the trip to the allotment and managed to plant strawberries, onions, cabbages and onions and do general maintenance.

Confirming that gardening is just as rewarding while drunk.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#29 - 2012-05-08 19:50:52 UTC
onions, and ... onions. I meant cauliflower!

Good lord.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#30 - 2012-05-08 20:08:37 UTC
lol....looks like your still bolloxed by the sound of things Big smile
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#31 - 2012-05-08 20:16:10 UTC
jason hill wrote:
lol....looks like your still bolloxed by the sound of things Big smile


I'm going to be logging in in about an hour to solo low sec placid in frigs. Start your locator agents :D

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2012-05-08 20:21:05 UTC
Karl Hobb wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
Despite my poor choices in early drinking I survived the trip to the allotment and managed to plant strawberries, onions, cabbages and onions and do general maintenance.

Confirming that gardening is just as rewarding while drunk.

Yes, that's true. And if you add slow-barbecuing to the mix, you've created a kind of multi-tasking paradise. Gardening, barbecuing, and drinking-- three mutually-supporting activities.
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#33 - 2012-05-08 20:24:19 UTC
ere spanky ....just had thought mate ..... ya coulda saved that morning dump up and took it down at the allotment and used it as fewrtiliser for ya onions mate .... Big smileBig smile
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#34 - 2012-05-08 20:26:05 UTC
I don't think my friend would have appreciated that.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#35 - 2012-05-08 20:29:02 UTC
ahhh but you could claim that your doing your bit for the enviroment by recycling mate ...allways gotta think one step ahead mate Blink
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#36 - 2012-05-08 20:33:35 UTC
Telegram Sam wrote:
Yes, that's true. And if you add slow-barbecuing to the mix, you've created a kind of multi-tasking paradise. Gardening, barbecuing, and drinking-- three mutually-supporting activities.

This is true, (burgers | asada | pork loin) help "pad the landing" as my friend would say, and fresh 'maters from the garden... mmmmmm.

This is now the most positive thread on EVE-O Forums. God help us.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#37 - 2012-05-08 20:38:02 UTC
what .... the fact that spanky woke up bolloxed this morning .....or that he needed a good stifff crap ? Big smile
Jett0
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2012-05-08 20:45:06 UTC
This thread wins the forums.

Occasionally plays sober
Iosue
League of Gentlemen
The Initiative.
#39 - 2012-05-08 22:02:00 UTC
Darrow Hill wrote:
FYI

Situations like this are why some people start using coke.


Nailed it ^^
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#40 - 2012-05-08 22:54:25 UTC
I work with drug abusers enough to know that I dont want to use them myself. The closest I got to coke was watching people hoover it up off a table I was sat at. No thanks.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Previous page123Next page