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Crime does pay ~ Post your crime tips here!

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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#1 - 2012-05-06 21:04:07 UTC
"Take your toilet roll 'tubes' out with you next time you are running out of paper and simply refill for free from a number of readily accessible public toilets."

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

GhostDragoon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-05-06 21:04:50 UTC
best tip I could give is don't get caught...
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-05-06 22:19:32 UTC
If you get away with something keep your mouth shut about it... FOREVER!!!!

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#4 - 2012-05-06 22:23:23 UTC
But I'm too honest to LIE!

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
#5 - 2012-05-06 23:13:46 UTC
Crime tip #1: Violence + Jita = Profit

So many fat grubs to pick.
Gogela
Krigmakt Elite
Safety.
#6 - 2012-05-06 23:25:51 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
If you get away with something keep your mouth shut about it... FOREVER!!!!

This is the truth ^

Signatures should be used responsibly...

Boomhaur
#7 - 2012-05-07 00:37:33 UTC
Everything is legal assuming you don't get caught.

Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you.

Skadi vonNiflheim
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-05-07 02:53:24 UTC
if you going to do it, go for the big fish and not waist your time with petty crime ie: scam for billions, steal only caps, friendly kill officer mod mission runner
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#9 - 2012-05-07 03:12:06 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
"Take your toilet roll 'tubes' out with you next time you are running out of paper and simply refill for free from a number of readily accessible public toilets."
Ok.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.

Angry Onions
Fast Eddy's X-ploding Diner
#10 - 2012-05-07 04:30:36 UTC
Break all the rules, it's more fun that way.

S H I T P O S T I N G

Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-05-07 04:44:23 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
If you get away with something keep your mouth shut about it... FOREVER!!!!

Nah, only until the statute of limitations is up.
Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-05-07 05:31:34 UTC
Here's a tip and a spear behind it!
Cpt Roghie
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-05-07 06:31:08 UTC
Don't. Get. Caught.

Here's what to do when caught;

1. LOL.
2. PEW PEW.
3. Repeat step 1.

This could be fun.

IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
Awesome Alliance
#14 - 2012-05-07 06:41:13 UTC
Stealing toilet paper isn't gonna bring in the bucks. $10 crime spree isn't worth the effort.

Here's how you do it properly.

Start an Online shop selling Adult Products (The AA battery powered type) under one business name.
Call it something nice like say- 'Eves Fun Shop'

When a payment arrives you send a refund check from another business trading name -
But all refund cheques come from 'Big Butt Stretching Dil**s Pty Ltd'.

NO ONE WILL EVER CASH THE REFUND CHEQUE = FREE MONEY.


If you do this scam you should be able to afford toilet paper and not need to steal it again.
Loike
Pyramid Celestial
#15 - 2012-05-07 08:25:21 UTC
WTS: Scam advice, send 20 mil and EVE mail with the words "SCAM ADVICE" in the subject line.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#16 - 2012-05-07 08:56:32 UTC
ISK sent. Oh boy I can't wait for this info.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Loike
Pyramid Celestial
#17 - 2012-05-07 08:57:48 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
ISK sent. Oh boy I can't wait for this info.


Mail Sent. Enjoy. For further tips, please send more isk.


Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-05-07 11:00:39 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
"Take your toilet roll 'tubes' out with you next time you are running out of paper and simply refill for free from a number of readily accessible public toilets."

I negate the need to use toilet paper by using the toilet bidet instead for a proper personal cleanse. I find poo paper, even the branded soft and luxurious stuff still too abrasive for my delicate toosh. Red wine stings worse than curry on its way out of the gut thats for sure.

Black Man with Goggles

Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-05-07 15:51:34 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
"Take your toilet roll 'tubes' out with you next time you are running out of paper and simply refill for free from a number of readily accessible public toilets."


This is actually a really good idea. I'm never paying for bog roll again. Thanks internet!
Hellkate Helcat
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-05-07 23:31:19 UTC
This brings me to a good question - how/where do EvE pilots take a dump in New Eden - besides Local...

Ib4 Jet cans....
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