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Sending smiles around the galaxy

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Moontoonix
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-05-04 21:04:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Moontoonix
Big smileMoontoonix Double Your Money Ponzi Scheme Now LiveBig smile

Send me your ISK and I will return the double amount.
Minimum entry: 1,000,000 ISK (1 Million) (smaller amounts will be disregarded)


Is this a scam?
Not really. Unlike these guys, I am telling you that this is a Ponzi Scheme and as such the payouts are funded only by new investments. This makes it a fair deal for everyone who wants to participate. If you are smart about it and act fast, you can make a lot of money here Smile

When will this scheme break down?
I don’t know yet, but when I have enough data to make an accurate prediction, I will auction off the exact date when I will shut down this service Smile

How much money will you keep?
I will keep a certain percentage commission on each transaction. I can make way more money this way than the plain old scam and run Smile According to my models the sweet spot is between 1 and 15%, depending on volume. I will also cash in on the auction Smile

When will I get my money?
I will be processing the transactions for a couple hours each day in the order they were received. Mind you that an unusually large payout might be postponed until there is more volume in the system.

How much money can I invest?
As much or as little as you like (minimum 1 Million ISK). I will provide some statistics below to help you make an informed decision Smile

How can I maximize my profit?
By posting your results in this thread and advertising it to your friends Smile A bigger volume will allow for faster payouts and larger investments.

I just doubled my money and it was awesome! Can I do it again?
You can do it as many times as you like Smile

Why not “Triple Your Money”?
The system would break down too fast. In my calculations the ideal rate for me would be 2.23, but that doesn’t sound so catchy Smile

I don’t trust this shady smartass Alt!
Then sit back and watch everyone else double their money Smile

How do I double my money again?
Send you ISK to me (Moontoonix) and wait, that’s it. Smile Transactions are processed in the order received.
Moontoonix
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-05-04 21:04:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Moontoonix
First day statistics:

Total amount paid out: 72 Million
Highest payout: 20 Million

Smile
Moontoonix
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-05-04 21:04:59 UTC
Reserved for the auction
Esan Vartesa
Samarkand Financial
#4 - 2012-05-04 21:16:57 UTC
Moontoonix wrote:

I don’t trust this shady smartass Alt!
Then sit back and watch everyone else double their money Smile


I actually appreciated this post for its honesty until you said this.

Shame.
Moontoonix
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-05-04 21:20:05 UTC
Esan Vartesa wrote:
Moontoonix wrote:

I don’t trust this shady smartass Alt!
Then sit back and watch everyone else double their money Smile


I actually appreciated this post for its honesty until you said this.

Shame.


Its no secret this is my alt posting, which is the smart thing to do Smile
Darth Tickles
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-05-04 21:24:49 UTC
reported for begging
Moontoonix
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-05-04 21:28:03 UTC
Updated OP to clarify.

Amounts less than 1 Million ISK will be disregarded.

(and yes there is a real reason I need to clarify this apparently)
Liberty Eternal
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-05-04 22:47:54 UTC
Moontoonix wrote:
Updated OP to clarify.

Amounts less than 1 Million ISK will be disregarded.

(and yes there is a real reason I need to clarify this apparently)


Send me as much isk as you want and I'll send half back
Dennmoth Ferdier
Zero Gravity Productions
#9 - 2012-05-05 00:45:29 UTC
Sounds legit.




....because it does and is...for once!
Slavemaster
ICC - Information Control Corporation
#10 - 2012-05-05 04:15:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Slavemaster
Posting in a Moontoonix thread.

I have to say that the smiley factor here are faaar more than my Oo. If I shall or shall not invest 1mil isk on this is a matter for and for me only. I dont rush into business adventures like this.

Oo
Moontoonix
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-05-05 05:04:10 UTC
Slavemaster wrote:
Posting in a Moontoonix thread.


Well thank you Sir!
Moontoonix
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-05-05 05:04:49 UTC
Updated statistics Smile
Aina Sasaki
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-05-05 05:54:46 UTC
This thread amused me.

- Rei
CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
#14 - 2012-05-05 13:52:29 UTC
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