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YOU!!!! whats the best kind of yarr??

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Troll Gremlin
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-05-04 13:28:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Troll Gremlin
So my question is what do u think is the best/most fun type of piracy?
-Wardecing (wardecing highsec indy corps for easy kills)
-lowsec gangbangs (camping or roaming looking for miners)
-nullsec annoyance (afk stealth bomber, killing pve'ers)
-highsec noob tears(can baiting, stealing, suiside ganking, scaming, asking for isk to support eve radioTwisted)
-and lets throw in faction warfare/anti-piracy gangs for the roleplayers Shocked
or any other type of yarp that the monkey hasn't told me about yet.

The winner gets a free banana
Ravnik
Infinate Horizon
#2 - 2012-05-04 13:40:19 UTC
I personally like low sec annoyance. Ive recently started down this path and am enjoying the tears!

Can you make it a bunch of banana's?

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..........

Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-05-04 13:48:06 UTC
Troll Gremlin wrote:
So my question is what do u think is the best/most fun type of piracy?
-Wardecing
-lowsec gangbangs
-nullsec annoyance
-highsec noob tears(can baiting/stealing)
-and lets throw in faction warfare for the roleplayers Pirate
or any other type of yarp that the monkey hasn't told me about yet.

The winner gets a free banana

Most of the things in that list aren't piracy.
Cpt Roghie
Chemical Invasion Co.
#4 - 2012-05-04 13:51:56 UTC
Troll Gremlin wrote:
So my question is what do u think is the best/most fun type of piracy?
-Wardecing
-lowsec gangbangs
-nullsec annoyance
-highsec noob tears(can baiting/stealing)
-and lets throw in faction warfare for the roleplayers Pirate
or any other type of yarp that the monkey hasn't told me about yet.

The winner gets a free banana



Nullsec bores me to ****.

High sec noob tears are amusing.

Lowsec gangbangs i've yet to do.
Wardecking could be... dull?

FW: aint for me son

This could be fun.

Arkon Olacar
black.listed
#5 - 2012-05-04 14:40:45 UTC
Wandering aimlessly through low sec in ship hulls normally used for bait cyno's, and watch everyone dock up and/or swear at you in local for being a blatant cyno bait.
Spectre3353
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-05-04 14:54:34 UTC
I hate bananas.

http://evenewb.blogspot.com/

Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
#7 - 2012-05-04 16:53:36 UTC
Undock in quiet highsec station, notice a suicide gank has just happened. Roll up in my industrial. Loot and salvage both wrecks. Carry on about my business.

In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse.

Dare Knight
Bandwagoners
#8 - 2012-05-04 16:56:03 UTC
Let me inflate myself a little and say that my favorite yarrs have been with corp infiltration. I love to levy ISK, assets, and tears without ever firing a shot.

_It's very simple, really. If you see Tengus on scan, they are ratting. If you see a shitload of Tengus, the Russians are blobbing. If you see Proteuses on scan, they will be on top of you in about a second. If you see a shitload of Proteuses, the big boys are having a goodfight. _

Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-05-04 19:42:48 UTC
Ninja kills. nothing beats them
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#10 - 2012-05-05 02:27:06 UTC
Joran Dravius wrote:
Troll Gremlin wrote:
So my question is what do u think is the best/most fun type of piracy?
-Wardecing
-lowsec gangbangs
-nullsec annoyance
-highsec noob tears(can baiting/stealing)
-and lets throw in faction warfare for the roleplayers Pirate
or any other type of yarp that the monkey hasn't told me about yet.

The winner gets a free banana

Most of the things in that list aren't piracy.
This. OP probably thinks RvB = piracy.

Spectre3353 wrote:
I hate bananas.
Get out.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.

Griznatch
Distinguished Gentleman's Boating Club
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#11 - 2012-05-05 03:52:33 UTC
I like the kind where you shoot people, take their stuff, then sell it.

I used to have a clever sig but I lost it.

Shai 'Hulud
#12 - 2012-05-05 04:49:51 UTC
Griznatch wrote:
I like the kind where you shoot people, take their stuff, then sell it.

That's the best kind of yarr

The most useful slaves are those that believe themselves to be free

Troll Gremlin
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-05-05 11:52:05 UTC
my experience in these yarring/pvp types:

highsec wardec'ing=hit and miss and alot of tears but less isk.

lowsec=camping=fukung.net and normaly ends in bordom or geting hotdroped, or roaming around looking for miners/missioners(who the f..k mines in lowsec???)

nullsec roaming=a few random kills and then runing from a blob

nullsec camping=(see lowsec camping above)+pretty bubbles

faction warfare=like lowsec - secstat hits + anoying roleplayers (maybe it will get better with new patch)

nullsec big alliance fleets=roaming around and no1 wants to fight u or hours of blob fleet standoffs

pos bashing=isk - the will to live

So dose this sound familiar to ppl or have i been in some especially boring corps?
Barbara Nichole
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-05-05 11:52:59 UTC
The best time of yarr.? ... I like winter.
I really have fun with those snowball cannons.

  - remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not  "afk" cloaking -

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Darth Tickles
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-05-05 13:02:35 UTC
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-05-06 08:31:29 UTC
Shai 'Hulud wrote:
Griznatch wrote:
I like the kind where you shoot people, take their stuff, then sell it.

That's the best kind of yarr

It's the only kind.
Chopper Rollins
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#17 - 2012-05-06 09:23:59 UTC
Oh hay OP maybe you could tell us when it was exactly that piracy got changed to simply being a douchebag?

Thx in advance


Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

Troll Gremlin
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-05-06 11:41:08 UTC
hehe i guess eve forms r just as bad as eve itself, 90% re tard ed wannabe trolls. If u gonna troll posts at least go find ur IQ and troll like a boss, trolls like u make the rest of us think your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Now get back under ur bridge, you are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
Atreides Horza
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-05-07 16:22:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Atreides Horza
The Open space. A fleet of ships. Falcons at your wrist - and the wind in your hair!
Boomhaur
#20 - 2012-05-08 05:26:27 UTC
Me and my Rifter and my cargo filled to the brim with spirits, ammo, and exotic dancers.

Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you.

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